Starting to think this mailbag was a bad idea.
Please answer my question.
If you had to suck a CEO’s dick in order to debut in an idol group whose would you suck and why?
Kthnxbai!
Fuck my life.
Fine.
For the record, I would never want to be in an idol group because I don’t want my life ruined by the asshole netizens I bitch about on this site. Besides, I would probably get blacklisted for choking out a rival idol on live television or hitting on female idols all day long.
But I digress, let’s breakdown the candidates:
SM Entertainment – Kim Young Min
That’s the face of a man who fucks little kids and my mouth isn’t going anywhere near that dick.
It’s not the fact that he’s ugly, which he is, but I think it’s the combination of the receeding hairline and wig looking hair that makes me believe if he wasn’t a CEO, he would be a smelly cabbage picking farmer.
Fuck that.
YG Entertainment – Yang Hyun Suk
On the upside, he doesn’t look like a child molester. On the downside, he looks like end result of a gargoyle raping a gremlin.
Yeah, no.
JYP Entertainment – Park Jin Young
If Korea proposed a bill that outlawed Park Jin Young photos, I would do everything in my power to get it passed.
I mean, yeah, his face is ugly, but what is up with the eyebrows? Why does he always look fucking surprised?
“WHAT?! ME?! UGLY?!”
Yes, now get your eyebrows fixed.
Fuck.
Cube Entertainment – Hong Seung Sung
Guy looks like he runs a Chinatown traditional herbs and medicines shop where those dumb hippies go to treat cancer instead of to the actual fucking doctor.
Either that or he’s the character in movies that serves as the adviser and/or mentor to the protagonist, like Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but uglier.
Core Contents Media – Kim Kwang Soo
Fucks little boys in the ass, no doubt.
Zero.
Pledis Entertainment – Han Sung Soo
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
Reasonably attractive, looks like a beta male so his cock should be small enough where it wouldn’t be uncomfortable, and there’s a solid chance that it was once inside of After School‘s Nana, so that’s a plus.
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People ask you the weirdest things…
Kim Kwang Soo though :D
Han Sung Soo looks pretty decent for an old hag.
This is all your fucking fault.
Shut up and suck his dick.
Jin Young looks like a dinosaur.
Thanks to whom ever asked this question.
J.Y. Park seems like he has a huge dick but then you have to put a bag over his head.
Lol seriously? Hahahaha. You should totally do YG though at least you can be rich later on haha.
what, there are no female CEOs, the fuck Kpop, all these guys have put it in a dude’s ass before, so I prefer carpet munching on a female CEO.
So you prefer to suck a good looking guys dick as opposed to an old guy?? LOL at least you got a preference. :D
Of course. Make it count, at least.
Ummm…does Bi (Rain) count? He’s CEO of JTunes…lol
I’m trying to help you out here. If you’re gonna go for it, may as well be some grade A, major league dick…