Ask Asian Junkie: If Lee Min Jung Was A Dickgirl, Would You Still Sex Her?

IATFB 02/02/2012 19

To begin, let me just state that I know who asked this question and I hate you.

Suppose you got your wish and had a date with Lee Min Jung.

Go on…

After you took her to your place, you two go to the bedroom and start removing each other’s clothes.

After you take off Lee Min Jung’s panties, you find out that she was a futanari/dickgirl. Would you still fuck her?

The problem is that I’m not into anal sex, and since that would be the only option available to me at that point, I would have to opt for a reaction that melds getting the fuck out of there and getting the fuck out of there really fast.

The fact that you even put me in that scenario and that I would flinch or pause before running out of the room frightens me.

I hate this site.

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19 Comments »

  1. JR 02/02/2012 at 4:37 AM -

    No

  2. nosebiggerthandick 02/02/2012 at 4:50 AM -

    YES

  3. nanalovesme 02/02/2012 at 6:10 AM -

    LOL

  4. izzyleezzy 02/02/2012 at 7:16 AM -

    Yes :)

  5. liley 02/02/2012 at 9:37 AM -

    Hahahahahahaha.

  6. mcf 02/02/2012 at 12:49 PM -

    Keep in mind that there is no such thing as a “chick with a dick”… it’s really just a dude with tits.

    • liley 02/02/2012 at 2:08 PM -

      :’D

    • IATFB 02/02/2012 at 3:18 PM -

      Thank you.

  7. Old_Breed 02/02/2012 at 1:24 PM -

    You could also ask her to keep her pants on & give you head… still no?

    • IATFB 02/02/2012 at 3:19 PM -

      But if I knew, I would still know it’s just a really pretty dude sucking my dick.

  8. Anti Kpop-Fangirl 02/02/2012 at 2:36 PM -

    I wonder what kind of asshole would torment you like this.

    • IATFB 02/02/2012 at 3:19 PM -

      YES

      I WONDER

  9. contagious 02/02/2012 at 6:24 PM -

    People are oddly fascinated with dicks on this site.
    Since I myself love them, keep them coming.

    • Fobio 02/03/2012 at 5:55 AM -

      IAFTB may send you a picture of his if you ask nicely

      • IATFB 02/03/2012 at 9:08 AM -

        Fobio would send you his but he can’t find it.

    • IATFB 02/03/2012 at 9:08 AM -

      Aren’t they?

      My readers are perverted.

    • IMMATOP 02/03/2012 at 11:46 AM -

      Yes, please keep them cumming.