I’m not going to lie to you folks: Big Bang‘s T.O.P is fucking beautiful (no hetero). I mean, his voice alone drives me to the point of renouncing any thought I may have of banging SNSD‘s Seohyun. He’s just that hot. But, enough of my lewd fantasies, let’s get on to that…er…thing up there.
What is it? Well, apparently it’s a teaser photo for Big Bang’s upcoming album. The photo has got legions of prepubescent Big Bang fangirls faking orgasms worldwide, but quite frankly it’s giving me nothing but a limp one and a nagging need to wash my eyes with hydrochloric acid.
T.O.P looks like he’s turning tricks at a club down in The Castro. Leather-clad, spiked-up, feathered-down, and blue-haired…if this isn’t the epitome of a homosexual S&M fantasy, then I’m a fucking unicorn.
Oh, and in case you haven’t noticed it already:
Clearly, someone is enjoying themselves a little bit too much here. T.O.P, you might be a little fucked up.
Do not want.
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I just love Asian fashion. It’s like the stylists make the artist wear everything that they find in the trash pin and go “this is fucking hot”.
I’m sorry but does that supposed to be his dick?
You know it.
Looks like he was doing a halftime marching band show before he passed out and needed the air mask. I guess their concept is hospital/marching band music.
lol
Thats a tiny boner
The sexiest part of the photo are his arms. He’s finally showing them!
Sorry to disappoint but that’s no bulge – that’s a crease in his pants.
I’m aware, but I just couldn’t resist implying the former anyway.
Just a little penis.
But TOP oppa is flawless. I’d let him take me down any time, even when he looks like this. The blue hair, Fook me top oppa!!!
id let him fist me while wearing those arm things anyday
Wow. You two are so fucked up. You deserve each other.
Any of you know that gay S&M club location??