TEEN TOP’s C.A.P thanks male fans for win, finds out female fans are allowed to vote

IATFB 02/06/2012 11

As if winning their first music program award earlier this week wasn’t enough, TEEN TOP scored a surprise win at SBS‘s “Inkigayo” to notch their second music program win. However, while the rest of TEEN TOP celebrated gleefully, C.A.P had mixed emotions.

Immediately after the show, leader C.A.P rushed to his me2day account to address TEEN TOP fans:

Hello, this is C.A.P. Thank you to all our male fans for showing your power and strength. It was a truly surprising win to me because a majority of our fans are female and they aren’t allowed to vote.

After being made aware that this is the 21st century and females are allowed to do things like have free will, C.A.P updated his me2day again:

Hello, this is C.A.P. I was just informed that fathers in Korea are allowing their daughters to think for themselves. While the music program win is great for me, it comes with a heavy heart in light of this news. Pray for Korea.

A tough reality, but a lesson learned.

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Thanks partially to this allkpop article for the inspiration, but mainly to TEEN TOP’s C.A.P for being a dick.

11 Comments »

  1. CheesyChua 02/06/2012 at 6:58 PM -

    Just gotta ask. Is that guy on crack?

    • IATFB 02/06/2012 at 10:08 PM -

      Probably.

  2. ThinningWallet 02/06/2012 at 7:09 PM -

    There has to be some sort of mental deficiency happening.

  3. Mika 02/06/2012 at 10:58 PM -

    Has the guy been living under a fucking rock throughout his years of living?

    I’m surprised that he’s still breathing. Guess his fans probably are like “OPPAR IS JUST HIGH FROM THE EXCITEMENT OF WINNING, HE DOESN’T MEAN IT!”.

    Well, fuck me, if he doesn’t.

  4. IATFB 02/06/2012 at 11:15 PM -

    You guys realize the article itself is satire of his previous actual idiocy about beating his hypothetical daughter, right?

    :o

    • contagious 02/07/2012 at 4:39 PM -

      Hehehe… I was about to say something seems fishy with this article but you shouldn’t have mentioned anything. I wanted to see how far this would’ve gone? Lol

      • IATFB 02/07/2012 at 10:18 PM -

        Not if it gets linked seriously and I start getting hate mail about lying. :o

  5. NanaFTW 02/07/2012 at 1:59 PM -

    Best part about this by far is people not getting the parody.

  6. nana-ate-my-nana 02/08/2012 at 2:33 AM -

    he just says what we all think.

    • IATFB 02/08/2012 at 9:08 PM -

      He said beat, you want to beat off.

  7. ThatTealChick 03/05/2012 at 4:01 PM -

    Wtf?