Asian Junkie Draws Over A Million Peasants To Worship Our Religion

In just over six months, Asian Junkie has drawn over a million of you mouth breathing peasants to worship at our glorious church of awesome.

The barrier was actually broken over a week ago on 03/22/2012, but I forgot to monitor the activity and make a post about it then.

WHATEVER

Doesn’t matter though, what actually matters is that you keep visiting and tell everybody else how awesome we are, so we can make more people think like assholes.

28 comments

  1. So… Why is the Little Mermaid dressed up as Cinderella?

  2. about time

  3. “That’s how Daddy wave to people when he dwiving.”

  4. I whore your site out every chance I get.

  5. Don’t you mean “horny assholes”???

    what about I send you some delusional fangirls to create some fagwar??

    • They pop up from nowhere once in a full moon. Just recently someone had their sweaty panties in a bunch in the JYJ post. Seriously, who was she referring to? But we do need more. It would give more life to this semi-erection of a site.

    • Really fags defending their idols like the JYJ fiasco is boring and tired, but 2 or more fagdoms pulling their hair for their unnir and oppar is actually very entertaining

  6. Yay.

    Btw for a million visitors this site doesn’t get a lot of traffic in the comments. Maybe a good thing?

    • i just created a new login, and i’m betting that there are a lot more people who are going to follow…treasrue the exclusivity while you can.
      than again, maybe the sexually perverse nature of the site will keep away the oppa oppa fans

    • A million visitors over six months isn’t THAT much.

      Plus I require registration/e-mail.

  7. The fuck is wrong with you idiots?

    I purposely require registration and an e-mail address so that we DON’T get flooded with shit.

    :o

  8. TheCorinthian

    Shit is serious now. O.O

  9. I and everybody else should flip the bird just like that little girl in the picture.
    Is asshole another word for awesome people :D

    I have never attended church in my life (atheist) but some time last year, this church was calling me!!!!

  10. OMO IATFB oppirrrrrrr is JJANG!
    Asian Junkie is deabak!!!
    *aegyo* SARANGHAE OPPIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

  11. Holy fuck I thought that image was you or some shit LOL

  12. speaking of disney princesses:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd16yJ8LR1E

  13. wow is good to know the more than 10 people reads this blog that means the i’m not alone in this world

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