Ask Asian Junkie: Who Are The Asian Junkie Staff?

Who are the Asian Junkie staff? Today’s Ask Asian Junkie provides clarity … sorta.

Hello, time for a serious question: are you a boy or a girl? Thank you!

Asian Junkie’s staff is currently made up of seven people, but your question acts as if we are one person.

So to answer your question accurately, I acted as if we were like the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers and formed Megazord.

That should explain it, no?

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26 comments

  1. not quite… ._.

  2. I was curious about you guys too.
    That cleared like nothing up. ಠ_ಠ

  3. That is the wierdest hermaphrodite I’ve ever seen.

  4. … As the resident medical consultant, I would like to point out several inaccuracies of your representation of our collective anatomy and physiology.

  5. Veryyyy informative. Haha.

  6. No shit! you probably have sex with yourself all the time you so lucky

  7. nana-ate-my-nana

    and one of those cocks is a fucking massive cunt.

  8. Btw, just curious as to why you guys like writing about Kpop/Jpop? Do you just like trolling the stupid things they do for entertainment or you genuinely enjoy the music/pop culture aspect of it?

    • We like it and we like to comment on it.

      ???

    • The actual hate is primarily directed towards stupid people.

      • Haha it’s just that the tone of this website comes across as very sarcastic sometimes (which is awesome imo because it’s keeping it real) but my friend wanted me to ask this since she read articles a few times and is a hardcore Kpop fan so she gets offended. She thinks that you guys are haters that started a troll blog. Lol. Sorry if that was an irrelevant question.

  9. Pics of the tits of the female staff members?

  10. I was less curious before reading this shit

  11. wow that looks awesome!

  12. Could you please provide real life pictures of the 5 cocks and 2 cunts?
    You could also add more pics of IMMATOPs – from all angles. I would appreciate it and pay you back in pubic hair I have found in the womens bathroom of some nasty club – that shit sells pretty well on some websites.

  13. Good to know you guys are something disturbing and awesome at the same time. XD

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