EXO’s past pictures show off the miracles of plastic surgery, photoshop, and makeup

We’ve all had our share of bad pictures in our youth, but holy shit, the majority of these dudes are completely unrecognizable.

Motherfucker in the top left looks at least 40, second row on the left could be a chick with a dick, and the guy in the top right is just unfortunate looking. Third row on the right has a mustache at like 9-years-old, third row in the middle has a Rock Lee from “Naruto” haircut, and fourth row in the middle is a future sexual predator.

Now pick them out from their picture as EXO.

Good luck.

54 comments

  1. Still haven’t found the cure for giraffe neck

  2. Kris looks more like one of my cousins

  3. I don’t have the slightest idea who the hell is who…..

    “this show that my oppars are natural beauties” as my ass is naturally tight

  4. Oh god….

    I can say only two guys out of all of them (the 2nd row and the one with the glasses) are okay. I give my condolences to the doctors that had a hard time during the operations for the rest of them. I bet it wasn’t easy. I heard one of them died.

  5. First row on the left makes me wanna chew tinfoil. How in hell were they able to salvage his face?

  6. Lol well realistically though, most of these pictures look like when they were really young, gangly and awkward kids. Some people go through that phase honestly, and grow out of it. And professional lighting and makeup does wonders too. Not saying that they DIDN’T do plastic surgery, but just putting it out there.

    If I recall correctly TOP was a chubby kid in middle school. His photos are almost unrecognizable.

    • Nonononono…. in TOP’s past pictures you can easily guess is him, don’t compare being Fat with being Fugly

  7. why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

    why are you picking on EXO again?you’ll regret it one day,they are the future of kpop! you can’t fight their destiny!they are the combination of the most prominent group in kpop,you can’t deny that! your’e just a hater because they look awesome on the stage without much effort!

    • Not sure if trolling… or serious…

      • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

        i’m serious!it wasn’t as if kpop group was created as super talented though,they were mostly created for fans to fap!why on earth does snsd the boys have earn an award?hell that song was awful in any form,i watch it over and over again bec. i was mesmerized by tiffany’s armpit and soyoungs hair flipping!the same goes with 2pm,i love it when taecyeon rip his shirt with the angst face like oh my why is it so hard to this kinda look!

        • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

          aiya!tuc! my message has lost its way again just like the other comments i post in this site,but i’m sure it’s in here somewhere,it’s about asking you why are your website so neat.

      • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

        I’m seriously trolling in a sarcastic way!

    • lol good one

    • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

      its for real!i believe sometimes on what i wrote here..

      i went to your site,it so neat..u a girl or just a clutter phobia guy?

  8. I can recognize them all easily tbh.

    • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

      the black eyed peas guy in yourav is cute,

    • That has to be a lie.

      • Really?? I mean, I kind of assumed this post was kind of exaggerating. If you know their faces well, it’s not hard at all. They took bad pics, doesn’t mean their face is different. (It might help that I’ve seen much better pics of them from around the same age?)

        • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

          i honestly don’t know anyone of them,but they look good doing nothingness on stage with the level up-extravagant exaggeration of sme, oppa fighting!!!
          btw kpanda,,wae your av has two heads the bumble bee guy is so much better and so much angst than the other one,just sayin..

        • Yeah, they sort of look like shit.

          :o

  9. Is this why i never see any shows where they introduce the k-idols with their past and present selves? D:

  10. I don’t even know which one is Kai, that’s how much I care for them

  11. idk, idk, bacon
    kai, luhan, sehun
    tao, idk, idk
    idk, idk, chen.

    WTF though. I can’t even tell where the hell Krisus is. And the only reason I named Luhan is bc I saw the url o_e

  12. Kris – Chanyeol – Baekhyun
    Kai – Luhan – Sehun
    Tao -Xuimin – D.O
    Suho – Lay – Chen

    Sehun and Luhan look the same. Lay look like he lost weight and have better hairstyle. Kai look the same. Kris..idk..weight…skin lightening, hair. Tao oppar always look like a rapist……….:|

    But yeah..idk…what you can do with a company willing to spend money on stylists to make you look hot. IDK about surgery tho they do look awkward as fuck…XD

    • NO! That is NOT Kris. I WON’T HEAR OF IT D:

      Jks…But seriously…Is that really Kris? If so…Wow. Just wow.

    • Really? That’s Krisus? WOOOOOOW.
      And lmao yeah Tao was the easiest one to spot, he’s so creepy adorable.

  13. kris, chanyeol, baekhyun
    kai, luhan, sehun
    tao, idk, idk
    suho, idk, idk

    this is how much i curr about exo-m. not that i’m impressed with kris and tao or anything.

    you know korea has ran out of good looking ppl when SME is having a hard time filling out their latest boy group with some.

  14. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! This is more shocking than the 2ne1 pictures. Kai looks like fucking squidward.

  15. Lay has been flaw-free since childhood, except for being a little fat but he was still cute.Kris is another story hahaha and Tao looks creepy now like he did back then and i love it. Luhan was a cutie back then too. Aww precious babies are precious.

  16. ‘and fourth row in the middle is a future sexual predator.” lololol
    That is my Lay FUCK YOU DUDE!

  17. Oh wow

  18. Daaaaang!!!!!!!!!! So fug.

  19. I’m going to have the babies of “top left” so FUCK OFF.

  20. First row, third down.
    I can never unsee this. How did these pictures get to be public? I’m sure that SM wouldn’t want his precious idols seen like this…Before all of the exercising, surgery and…I can’t get over Kris and Tao…What the actual fuck.

  21. I wouldn’t even let those fugly goblins shave my crack.

  22. i recognized all of them actually but yeah almost all of these pre-debut pictures are pretty hilarious and embarrassing for the members. kris definitely looks the most different im really impressed with whoever worked on his face

  23. Fuck cardiology. I should just do a plastics residency and move to Korea. That’s where the money is.

  24. HOLY DAMNNN!
    They work miracles! I may need to do some plastic surgery of my own looking at these great results!

  25. Holy shit, Naruto Boy’s eyebrow situation is winning everything in this post. Though he’s the one who seems to have join Team Chunk after debut instead of turning into a death eater like his team mates.

  26. mybiasbeatsyourbias

    Me want to plastic fantastic now

    YG uses a crap load of make up, strange diets and Suk’s disapproval stares and snarky comments.

    SM is all about going underneath that nife. I’ll bet if I was under SM they would complete change my ethnicity. The surgeons are just like wizards.

    JYP…what the fuck do they do?

    • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

      jyp is busy extravaganting himself through his idols!dream high 2 for his actor and writer aspirations and endorsing his trainee and the other guy,kristabelli for his invention capabilities of inventing a cooker and whispering to all the song he produce.

    • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

      my other comment for here was lost again somewhere here but i really mean that what i wrote okay,,

  27. LOLOL. At least we don’t have to worry about EXOTICs going, ‘my oppars are natural’. If they ever EVER said it anywhere in every crook of this world, I’ll shove this article to their faces.

    And plastic surgeon nowadays impress me! They’ve got gifted hands. Now, we have more undesposable silicon lying on the ground if case if they died. At least Jessica and the girls won’t be lonely.

  28. I feel really bad for them.
    Are they even sincere on what they are doing or they’re just standing on the stage because they think it fits them?
    And I feel worst on people who actually LOVE them. Considering they’re from SME. /sigh

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