Public Service Announcement: Don’t Fuck Your Face Up With Plastic Surgery

The purpose of this post is to encourage beautiful people everywhere to not fuck their faces up with plastic surgery, because you end up looking like a vapid, emotionless doll.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with plastic surgery, because all girls deserve to feel pretty and I deserve to get boners, but wrecking a perfectly fine face should be a fucking crime.

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Who is the girl in the picture? I have no idea, which is sort of the point.

So, so, so many wannabe models desire to be famous so badly that they’ll go to any lengths to get the attention they crave. Plastic surgery is generally considered the quickest way to get noticed because looks is their currency, and since plastic surgery purports to make everybody more attractive, why wouldn’t you get it, right? Unfortunately though, it doesn’t always work, especially for the women who are already fine as they are.

I mean, look at that fucking shit. It’s goddamn ridiculous. Her chin would have to be registered as a deadly weapon in New York, and I’m somewhat surprised it doesn’t implode on itself. Like seriously, how does she eat without her face falling off?

Ugh.

Sad thing is that judging by her facial structure and body type, she was probably already perfectly good looking, but wanted to go the extra mile to become super, super, super hot.

Well it didn’t fucking work.

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The ironic thing about this whole plastic surgery craze, and the norms of beauty that they use to mold guys and gals, is that many of the idols actually do end up looking the same. Whether it’s because their facial types are naturally or artificially the ideal, there’s very little for them to use visually to stand out, hence why a lot of these new girl groups and boy bands get shuffled off into irrelevancy.

In my opinion, the actual way to get noticed for your looks is to have attractive but different features. If Nana got double eyelid surgery, she wouldn’t be nearly as attractive to me, and the same goes for actress Han Ji Hye. If Song Hye Kyo got her cheekbones and jaw sculpted to get the V-Line, she wouldn’t be the same, and neither would Lizzy if she got her nose shaved down to a pointy abomination.

Baseball player Yogi Berra once said that “if the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be”, and the same applies to the faces of celebrities.

50 comments

  1. I prefer nobody do it but meh. And that girls chin could slice through a brick.

  2. Yogi Bear

  3. I’ve had surgery done- a couple actually. The basic nose/chin eyes, and injectables. But i didn’t want to completely alter my looks just enhance them. I agree with her jaw though it looks really weak and its probably stiff, they went too far. From personal experience jumping into surgery requires a lot of thought and you have to be ready to go through a lot of pain and a lot of changes.

  4. Looking at her chin makes my chin feel weird.
    That looks painful.

  5. laudenamberuan

    I thought of Park Bom all the time. Pre-debut=Pretty, Fire=With some eye surgery but really pretty, After Don’t Cry=Michael Jackson. It is ok to have it, I understand why people would want to do it, but some people really goes over the top.

  6. i’ll admit that other than a handful of korean actresses/idols, i could barely recognize the rest of them. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. same hair, same eyes, same facial structure. and the pasty-white foundation they all seem to love to make them look as ghostly as possible. i had a weird revelation that day when i could at least pin point a few of the girls in AKB48 rather than say, APink or other k-pop girl groups.

    • Yeah, I tend to recognize the ones with a solid base of facial features but have things that stand out about them.

      Not horridly disformed features, but something that makes you look different.

    • OMFG this…It was confusing with alot of faces in AKB but once you look at them…the girls actually have different features from kpop girls. I can tell 20 something AKB girls apart but I can’t tell 7 members from A pink apart…D:

      • nana-ate-my-nana

        I dont know if we are looking at the same group. I have no problem telling the members of A pink apart..

        • I know what she means.

          I kind of zone them out. I only really know what Eunji looks like, the rest just fade into the background for me.

      • at least in K-pop u can still differentiate them by groups. i am totally lost when it comes to Korean actresses. they could probably put the same actress in every k-drama and i wouldn’t even know.

        i can’t even tell who the fuck is in T-ARA other than that popular member with the weird eyes to face ratio.

      • Too bad they negate that by dressing up the same.

  7. She watched too much anime.

  8. a lot of people probably get addicted to it after awhile

    • Mostly, it’s not addiction. People’s face change and PS is basically good for the day it’s done. Very generally, once you get a cosmetic procedure done, you need corrective surgery done, on average, every 5 years.

  9. Meh, surgery is no big deal. There a lot of idols who would not otherwise be super gorgeous without it.

    On that note, I don’t think idols who are already established should do it.

  10. Damn, was she going for the Reese Witherspoon look?

    Sometimes it irks me when your average ig’nant person sees something like this they always go “oh, Asians are always trying to look white.” We don’t fucking know exactly what people are trying to look like, also, what’s it to ya? Its like the same case goes with any person of color doing so, but it doesn’t take a genius to know why a bitch gets her look done. She either wants to look better, she had to, she wanted to, and/or she was ugly, or all the above. People do get work to look like someone or some race, but that’s not always the case. When I got my eyes done, it’s not because I want to look like another race, because one of them was sagging and I would look better. And I do.

    • “oh, Asians are always trying to look white.”

      My god, that is literally the worst.

      That and when people watch a video of a Japanese or Korean person and they automatically label them as Chinese. That’s a little more expected, but still irk-worthy.

      • Sometimes it makes me wonder if they really do want to be white. Because of all these creams and such that keeps their skin white color. And the emphasis on not becoming darker.

        • nana-ate-my-nana

          Doesnt make sense though because white/pale skin was valued in the culture before they even came into contact with white people..

          So that whole line of thinking is silly…Wanting to have white/pale skin is not the same as wanting to be white.

        • That exists because of the whole light skin=high class and/or royalty versus dark skin=low class and/or physical laborer thing though.

        • Early eras in America also saw people who ranked paler skinned families higher than those with tans because it signified that you had a sufficient number of slaves to do farm work for you. At some point I guess it just transitioned.

    • That’s the default response for most people when talking about Asian plastic surgery.

      Don’t really buy it though. I’m sure there are people who think that way, but it’s like saying Western women get nose jobs to look more East Asian or something.

      We all know there’s a general beauty standard, most just want to fit in it.

      I actually think the Western hegemony is in people saying Asians want to be white rather than the Asian desire to get plastic surgery to improve looks.

  11. nana-ate-my-nana

    Yeah its really sad when they go too far and turn themselves into monsters.

    I dont have a problem with plastic surgery at all…but plastic surgery abuse, thats something else…

  12. I’m a male model, and in the modeling industry, its actually getting popular for guys to do it as well. I know tons of guys who got there nose and chin done..I even herd of a guy who got his hairline surgically fix!

    I think when your trying to achieve looking “perfect” is when it gets unhealthy.

    By the way… that girl in the photo looks like E.T.

  13. Dear God that’s a literal v-line.

  14. She looks so sad and sick. They can use that pictures for poster advocating euthanasia. Tragic.

  15. I think I’ve seen this girl on some ulzzang Tumblrs. Or someone who looks like her.

    http://fuckyeahuhljjang.tumblr.com/tagged/song-ah-ri

    I don’t know why people think this is attractive.

  16. still getting my eyes done a la park bom style

  17. I kind of want to get a nose job at some point in my life. And then there’s a ton of teeth work I want to do. My teeth look okay now, but my parents never loved me enough to get me braces.

    • That is exactly what I want to do, too. Maybe cultural differences in values, for example dental care in Japan doesn´t seem to be important. Don´t know if it is the same in Korea

      • Well people get teeth laminations in Korea so yeah I guess it’s important. And yes me too, my teeth are fucked up with missing teeth that never even grew. Braces were pretty much a luxury when I was younger

      • I wouldn’t say dental care isn’t important in Japan but dental care isn’t just having braces or fixing crooked teeth… it’s just not uncommon to see people there with… crooked teeth and not care lol

      • It’s important, but people seem not to really mind how their teeth look. As long they have teeth and able to eat solids I guess. TOP’s chops looks like he gnawed on the back of a ’59 Cadillac.

      • nana-ate-my-nana

        Koreans love their dentistry…so many perfect teeth.

      • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

        are you kidding?my friend from japan said they visit their dentist just to make their teeth as crooked as the artists there because it is perceived as pretty to them,,

      • No, you need perfect teeth in Korea.

      • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

        the japanese behavior regarding the crooked teeth i mentioned above are for jpn,,most korean i see here have terrible teeth..big and crowded and such..of course the celebrities need a perfect teeth to go with their perfect image..but naturally?no,they do not have perfect teeth.lots of idols admit they got it fixed.

        Aiya tuc-your whining is adorable!!!

    • why-is-it-so-hard-to-comment-on-this-site

      lol at your parents did not love you enough to get you braces..

  18. But Lizzy did shave her nose and got double eye lid surgery LOL

    • Certainly not to the Korean ideal, which is the point.

      I assume all celebrities have had some type of work done, including the ones I listed. However, I listed the ones I did because they stand out in my mind due to different features.

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