4minute‘s HyunA was a guest on a recent broadcast of SBS‘s “100 Million Quiz Show“, where it was revealed that experts said to wrap up when you’re boning HyunA.
The quiz question asked was, “Which physical characteristic makes you live longer if you have a lot of it on your body?” The two answer choices were: moles or hair.
Host Kim Yong Man hinted, “A research team from a foreign university conducted this study on 900 pairs of twins. The results found that if you have an average of 100 or more of this on your body, you would live six years or more longer than a person who doesn’t.”
Upon hearing the question, HyunA commented, “I have a mole right below my eye so I’m hoping that the answer will be #1.” Comedian Kim Ji Sun, who has four kids of her own, commented, “They say that if you have a mole right below your eye, you’ll be very fertile.” HyunA seemed pretty excited at the prospect of having a lot of kids.
You didn’t think I meant for a fear of an STD did you?! Of course not, pure and innocent HyunA wouldn’t have any of those since she’s a virgin!
Seriously though, being fertile isn’t a positive, it’s a fucking boner deflater for men who don’t want to worry about having three kids by 25. Considering how much sex I would like to have with her, this is a truly disappointing and life changing development.