Which dudes in the Japanese entertainment industry have the biggest cocks?

Yes, this is the type of content that tabloids in Japan publish.

I’m posting about the cock size of Japanese entertainers because it’s fucking hilarious and inherently awesome.

Rumor has it the guy with the biggest peen in the business is Haga Kenji (he has retired from acting but he is the Japanese voice of Aladdin.) People have said that normally, his jr. is 20cm, and when fully erect, it can get up to 30cm (~12in for the metrically challenged.)

Haga Kenji can be seen in the picture above, so you can now imagine him walking around with a gigantic snake in his pants.

Surely 12 inches is exaggerated, but it’s amusing to think about anyway.

Within Johnny’s, it is said that Tahara Toshihiko has the biggest snake. When Nakai Masahiro (SMAP) lived with him in the old Johnny’s dorm, he had seen a fully nude Tahara in the shower, and he was shocked by the size of the monster in between his senpai’s legs. His jr. is apparently so huge that he has become somewhat of an urban legend within the agency.

Tahara Toshihiko can be seen in the picture below, and you just know perverted shippers are busily writing fan fiction about him and SMAP‘s Masahiro Nakai now.

Haga and Tahara are said to be the owners of two of the biggest tools within the agency. Haga has even gone around to various lovely women to ask them if they want to see his 12-inch-er. Tahara once dated AV actress Kajihara Kyoko and even the actress was shocked at the size of his blow pop.

If you had a foot long dong in your pants, you would go around showing it off to everybody too, I think.

Comedian Hamaguchi Masaru, from Yoiko, is also said to have a pretty big penis. Sex shop workers have said to be in awe of his size. “Hamaguchi is SOOOOOO big,” one cabaret-club worker has proclaimed.

There have also been entertainers who took their performance names from the size of their pokers. Dick Mine, a jazz singer from the Showa era was such a case. He got the nickname from an American who told him, “Your dick is very big!” When he was suiting up for the sumo club at his college.

Currently, model/talent JOY is said to be in possession of a pretty frightful sword. People who’ve seen him naked have estimated that his penis is about 30cm long and his girth is about as wide as a water bottle. Model Komori Jun has even said that JOY’s joy is like a Taiko drumstick.

Other currently relevant talents that are rumored to have impressive penises? TOKIO’s Nagase Tomoya, Enari Kazuki, and Bando Eji are all said to have pretty big anacondas. In the ever changing world of the entertainment industry, it is pretty much safe to say that JOY is the current king in possession of the biggest doinker.

TOKIO‘s Nagase Tomoya, huh? I guess Hamasaki Ayumi is a size queen.