Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
According to a recent poll in celebration of “Coming Of Age Day” in Korea, netizens (or whoever the fuck is voting these days) have ranked 4minute‘s HyunA as the idol with the most “kissable lips”.
IATFB endorses it, but rest assured, my friends, the vomiting on my part is not from copious amounts of alcohol, but from the very thought of having to be in the vicinity of HyunA, let alone kissing her.
As a medical student, I can only imagine what she’s carrying around those labial surfaces of death. My guess is syphilis … or genital herpes … or gonorrhea … or … you know … a deadly cocktail of just about everything.
So, as a future health care provider, it’s my obligation to provide the masses with some proactive tips!
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1. Don’t kiss HyunA.
2. Fap to her pictures/videos as an alternative.
3. Utilize the services of a prostitute resembling HyunA; she’s probably cleaner.
4. If you feel the compelling urge to kiss her, also feel obligated to have your doctor write you a script for a course of broad-spectrum antibiotics and reserve you a bed in the hospital.
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And with that, I leave you all to your own devices.
Good day.
Bit harsh in my opinion :
The article is in bad taste in my opinion. Not really humorous, just constantly insulting her over a picture and her stage image.
and a poll.
Of all the things written here, you take issue with an opinion that is shared by fans of K-pop almost universally?
Right or wrong, they all say it.
I realize that she’s considered a slut and all, but this article is pretty damn harsh about it. It’s one thing to be funny and mean, it’s another to be just assholey.
In your opinion.
Insults or not, anyone with eyes could see she’s a wild chick. You can’t act that out. I agree this article is kinda below the belt, but it’s better than one would be about how much of a innocent, pure goddess she is. Look at it as satire. I’m pretty sure she’s called worse, but she’s still living her life.
SRS BIZNESS
I disagree. I blame CUBE for making her into a slut or have that image
If you watch her in entertainment shows, she’s actually really innocent, cute and immature
Yeah I couldn’t take her seriously at first but she was so adorable in IY.
Humor is subjective.
If you found it funny, you wouldn’t be offended. You didn’t, so you were offended.
The attempt is fine with me.
LOL Tell us how you really feel. I wish she just happens to run into you one day, and I see if you’d have the same feelings towards her like you do now.
I’d probably have to get close enough to her to stomp her face into the curb.
:o Aww, so mean :(
Consider it my duty to society. Lmao. If hell exists, my ass is spending eternity there chilling with Satan himself.
If it does, I’m pretty sure all of us here got a reservation! xD
aiyu-tuc–i read in your blog that your career dream is to deal with dead people.,,,so,,are you giving us medical advice on hyuna bec.all the diseases you mention she possible carries can get us to your table or what?
You are the best stalker.
lol
Eh, I’m still deciding. Lol. I’m glad you know my life story.
No way, forensic pathologist? That’s what I want to do too. What schooling/classes/degrees do you have to have to be qualified as a Forensic Pathologist? I’ve been looking for information but there hasn’t been any really straightforward answers.
A relative of mine is a pathologist for a hospital, which includes doing autopsies on dead people and mostly diagnosing diseases using microscopes in the office. You need a medical degree + several years of residency/fellowship. From what I hear the job is pretty chill and you can set your on schedule most of the time since you don’t really have patients to answer to. At least that’s my relative’s experience.
Forensic pathologists need to be licensed doctors with a pathology residency, which is usually about four years after medical school. A forensic pathology fellowship is usually a year or two.
Thank you! Btw, what other careers are you looking at? Neurologist, Opthamologist, etc.
At this point, I’m also looking into cardiology and cardiothoracic surgery.
what’s there to decide?
I still don’t get what you’re deciding about my comment…wait,,are you deciding if you will continue or not in being a dead expert someday?okay…it’s probably hard to study dead bodies for a woman?are you dissecting decaying bodies too?just curious…i’ll support you girl!!!!fighting!!!!
^^ I think shes hot
Word. Would clap dem cheeks.
Well how you feel about her is pretty much how I feel about all those male idols that every fangirl wanna get banged out by…. A guy can be hot but I still imagine all the countless girls/dudes they hook up with all the time… Which is why I can never be a delusional fangirl.
oppar is a virgin and haven’t got his first kiss yet
um you seem like a prude. she’s not even that bad. in real life you can’t always tell how sexually active a girl is by just looking at them, tons of girls look innocent but are actually huge whores and vice versa.
The innocent whore is the absolute best.
I see some of the closeted fangirls are coming out! Yes my monsters, be free! Tell them to leave your unnie alone!
But seriously, at the end of the day slut or not, she still doing her thang. Even if this might be harsh or whatever you wanna call it, in a way I like to see some stuff like this (everybody has different senses of humor) once in a while. Plus she’s overrated to me, so I see it as bringing her down a couple of notches.
Are you a girl or guy? If a girl it’s pretty reasonable, all girls see each other as a threat and jealousy usually envelops but if a guy… I don’t normally use this word but if you wouldn’t kiss that then you’re pretty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAEiI_x71Ko
not all girls see other girls as threat,girls also have eyes,sanity, and judgement as the rest of the people in the planet.most of the time, when they say that another girl isn’t pretty,it means that girl isn’t pretty to them. what i learned from this site is that guys use their fucking meter to know what is attractive to them or not. So,is it safe to conclude that you find hyuna pretty bec. she makes you horny??
Girls also have periods. I don’t need my dick to tell me if a girls attractive or not, that’s what my eyes are for.
we are all have our own eyes right,whatever gender we have?!so each one of us are capable of judging what we perceive as pretty or not! whatever gauge meter we use to do that.
and girl’s periods have nothing to do on how they percieved other girls too.my first comment above have said it all and i’m positive that it is agreeable,you just spewing irrelevant things,but i won’t insult you or call you names because i’m sensitive like that.
I’m having a really hard time deciphering your text.
Welcome to the club.
You know, he’s actually not wrong. Apparently most brothels in Nevada are safer sex than getting strange specifically because they are regulated.
:o
South Korea has one of the lowest STD infection rates in the world.
So, have at it.
Unless that rate is zero, then this doesn’t change anything.
Could also be because nobody is getting laid there.
Either way – worth the risk in this case.
I love Hyuna :(
agreed in my opinion though, HyunA is worthless as a musician. she cant sing she cant dance so wtf did cube accept her?? is it cuz she’s ‘hot’? she has no clevage (except for when she wears like a super duper push up bra) and her face scares me. in the MV’s ive seen with her in it, she either REALLY sucks at acting, or has gotten sooo much surgery on her face that she cant feel it
Good enough to lap dance for me.
…..this is late to the party but, talent doesn’t really matter if you’re attractive enough.
She is attractive, therefore she was accepted.
If she wasn’t attractive, then I’d be wondering why she was accepted.