According to a recent poll in celebration of “Coming Of Age Day” in Korea, netizens (or whoever the fuck is voting these days) have ranked 4minute‘s HyunA as the idol with the most “kissable lips”.
IATFB endorses it, but rest assured, my friends, the vomiting on my part is not from copious amounts of alcohol, but from the very thought of having to be in the vicinity of HyunA, let alone kissing her.
As a medical student, I can only imagine what she’s carrying around those labial surfaces of death. My guess is syphilis … or genital herpes … or gonorrhea … or … you know … a deadly cocktail of just about everything.
So, as a future health care provider, it’s my obligation to provide the masses with some proactive tips!
1. Don’t kiss HyunA.
2. Fap to her pictures/videos as an alternative.
3. Utilize the services of a prostitute resembling HyunA; she’s probably cleaner.
4. If you feel the compelling urge to kiss her, also feel obligated to have your doctor write you a script for a course of broad-spectrum antibiotics and reserve you a bed in the hospital.
And with that, I leave you all to your own devices.