SNSD’s Jessica Is The Hottest Horse In History For Elle Girl

They say SNSD‘s Jessica looks like a horse, but if she’s a horse, then I’m totally into bestiality.

Sup Miss Ed, how you doing?

44 comments

  1. She’s just a whore to me lol

  2. MotherMonster

    What’s with the long face Jess? Oh, she always look like that. HAAAAAA!

  3. She just glammed up,without that,she’s not even hot!I’m trying to be good so i won’t rant why..but her face is weird bec.she has a huge teeth but has small lips at the same time,,she always make that look-out-of-nowhere-i-want-to-cry look,,she looks like she has a hepatitis bec. she’s yellow,,her body is skinny but her skin looks loose,,her hair is so thin,she looks like she is starting to bald now,,her voice is so screechy and she walks weird during the wild romance drama.

    shock!!!!!!,i did it again!I tried too hard not to but…..why did you say she’s hot??

  4. Can’t fucking stand this bitch.

  5. Her and Sarah Jessica Parker the two prettiest horses in the entertainment industry.

  6. Even a horse can look halfway decent with loads of makeup and photoshop. I’ll take Hyori’s face and body over Horse-sica any day.

  7. IDK Korean magazines pick her for photoshoots all the time when there are better looking idols out there…or better looking SNSD members as a matter of fact :/

  8. TheAesirsFinest

    I’d stallion her.

  9. Wow the comments here are almost as bad as the ones on AKP

  10. I love the horse comments in every Jessica article. It never stops being funny.

    http://www.allkpop.com/2011/09/snsd-jessicas-unusual-sitting-position-draws-attention

  11. Girl is hot!! Ppl need to stop hating ….

  12. Hm yes… a horse look is bad.

    A rabbit or rat look is just as bad :-P

  13. she’s average, even with the Photoshop.

    SNSD = Cheerleader Effect.

  14. jessica hwaiting…you’r awesome!!!!!!!

  15. haters gonna hate, i love horse-sica

  16. Y’all keep calling her a horse, but she’s giving me ‘deer staring at the headlights’ with these photos. Cute girl, but modeling isn’t for her.

  17. Without PS, she look like some skeletor in real life.

    I’m serious.

  18. Jessica is okay I guess. I like the color of her hair and makeup in this photoshoot.

    I don’t know why people are being called out for thinking she’s ugly. I mean it’s their opinions and I personally don’t find her all that stunning either. In Park Min Young’s photoshoot a while back some people called her unattractive because she was flat chested and had no curves but no one called them haters.

  19. can’t stop laughing at the absence of one of her knees in the last photo
    too much photoshop kills

  20. superiorslapdash

    Well, I wouldn’t push her your of my bed. If I was a male of course…

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