Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
The SNSD “Power Of 9″ has been temporarily decommissioned to make way for the only three bitches that actually matter in the group: Taetiseo — that is, Taeyeon, Tiffany, and Seohyun.
Promotions for the group are in full swing, and the girls recently sat down for an interview and revealed what it’s like to be in a sub-unit.
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Tiffany emphatically expressed her excitement for the group, saying, “I can’t believe I finally get the chance to actually sing! I mean, like, I sing so much better than Jessica, so why did she get so many parts in ‘The Boys’? I FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHINE, BITCHES! NO MORE BABY TALK IN ENGLISH!”
Taeyeon took a more reserved approach to her response, expressing that, “I really hate the concept and what being in SNSD has done to my voice, but hey, whatever! Fans still think I’m the best fucking singer in Korea, and I’m still raking in the big bucks! Xanax makes it all better anyway. YOLO!”
At the time, Seohyun was not available for comment. She was later found dead in the studio bathroom with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
A note found at the scene reads: “Fuck this shit. Can’t stand being surrounded by basic bitches all my life. I’m done.”
SM Entertainment is now looking into ways to make Seobot a reality.
May she rest in peace.
lmao
I thought it was funny how in the real interview Tiffany tried sugar coating it saying they could show different ‘varieties of style’ while Taeyeon just laid it out ‘the stage focuses more on vocals than choreography.’
That’s why they’ll never make it in America (like they ever would?) cause we dont deal with lipsyncing even if it means listening to tone deaf nicki minaj.
I want to have a seobot in my house but she is not going to be singing much ;)
you might change your mind after this
http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac112/cnasg/general/cnbluesgfcshomg.jpg
holy fuck! thanks for ruining my fantasy
love seobot.
Lmao.
who doesnt want a seobot. Taeyeon can sing but no emotions in so many of her singing. Its like she of trying hard to not fuck up and forgetting to have fun. Her live voice is monotonous as hell, same with the other two
well your seobot has a breathing problem cue their lovesick performances.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo_gjvcPEsE
for the record in new york when these girls were trying to make it in america, seobot covered that ridiculous high note with taeyeon cause taeyeon was sick from eating a dish that had nuts in it accidentally, the girl is allergic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrOzOXYlxHk
she covered for yoona cause well yall already know why.
Idk why, but this little project just made my indifference towards Tiffany turn into seething hate.
maybe cause they think ms.nose job and wide hip bone is center material and decided she’s the visual and decks her out more than the other two?
/dead