SM 1: “So what the fuck is up with f(x)’s concept, dude? Like … is this the new fetish or something?”
SM 2: “Yeah, man, schoolgirls were becoming like soooooooooooooooo cliche. Pretend bestiality is the new hotness. It’s like furries but with actual animal heads instead of just costumes.”
SM 1: “But you can’t even see their fac…”
SM 2: “Don’t worry, none of them are that hot anyway, and maybe Krystal will get shot by a hunter. Win win.”
SM 1: “You know what? Fuck it, I’m just gonna put animal heads on them like you said. I’m out.”
Okay look, K-pop dumpster diving and wearing outlandish clothes from America in the 70s and 80s (“OMG SUCH ORIGINAL FASHION” …. no) was one thing, but now they’re just being weird for the sake of being weird.
It’s not even like Lady Gaga “I’m going to be weird for the hell of it but look at this shit man it’s hilarious” weird. It’s like horror movie weird.
The worst part? You know this will have some type of fucking “deep” explanation that fans will fap to and call their unnars thoughtful.
“THE ANIMAL HEADS REPRESENT THE INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERISTICS OF ALL THE MEMBERS AND REPRESENT THEIR PLACE IN SOCIETY AS OBJECTS LESS THAN HUMAN AND ALSO TRIPLE AS REPRESENTATIONS OF THEMSELVES AS ZOO ANIMALS FOR YOU TO GAWK AT AS ENTERTAINERS”
Or some equally dumb faux intellectual shit like that.