STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING
CONTACT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND TELL THEM TO STOP THEIR LIVES FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK BECAUSE SEOHYUN’S BIRTHDAY IS THIS WEEK AND ALL PLANS FROM THIS POINT ON ARE IRRELEVANT AND CANCELED
SNSD‘s Seohyun‘s birthday is this week (June 28th), and she celebrated it yesterday the only way an Empress knows how – among true royalty.
All but a handful of SM Entertainment idols were present for this week’s festivities, one of whom was surprisingly Super Junior‘s Heechul, who is in the middle of his fabulous military service of sucking cock probably. Obviously, the Empress takes precedence over domestic duties.
Others present included TVXQ, other Super Junior peeps, f(x), SNSD, and 2AM‘s Jinwoon. HOE CHECK.
But UGH, apparently paper-bag-it sex-toy Eunhyuk live-tweeted the memorable event, saying stupid shit like how ‘awkward’ it was:
“We’re drinking juice … Suffocating awkwardness … (30 minutes later) … Kyuhyun arrived! Still kind of a weird combination. We tried to make it look like a bright environment.”
Come eat me out and shut the fuck up.
Eventually a whole crew of SM idols arrived and honored the Empress with love and amazing ambiance and whatnot.
Here’s my big question: How will you be celebrating this momentous occasion?