VIXX’s Leo is hyped as a sports prodigy, guess that means I would be a sports god

Posted by: IATFB on 06/27/2012 in K-Entertainment 29 Comments

If VIXX‘s Leo was a “sports prodigy”, then I guess most decent athletes would be worshiped for their athletic accomplishments if they were idols.

Rookie boy group VIXX‘s main vocalist Leo has been revealed to be a sports prodigy!

Fans of Leo recently found out that he had pre-debut experience as a representative player of children’s soccer, achieving level four in Tae Kwon Do, and winning various championships in swimming and boxing.

His sports skills were demonstrated in the group’s Mnet variety show ‘Mydol‘ where he went up against the members of ZE:A and headlined for recording 5m 40cm (17 feet 18 inches) in the long jump category.

The fuck?

Kids sports and kids awards? Sports prodigy? Motherfucker, they just described the childhood sports resume of every kid to make a high school sports team.

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On the positive side, hyping this up makes me feel AWESOME about my own athletic “career”. Even I admit I was far short of relevance, but at least I started for varsity in multiple high school sports and was recruited by Division I colleges. This motherfucker just got participation medals and wants everybody to suck his cock.

Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

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Also, why did Mnet name a variety show after a medication best known for relieving menstrual cramps?

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29 comments

  1. Ren's cookie
    06/27/2012 at 4:14 PM

    I’ve played football, basketball, vitilla, volleyball, high jumping, hurdling, pole dancing and fucked up my shoulder playing baseball….

    If that cunt is a prodigy, they gotta as well swim from SK to the caribbean just to lick my footprints

  2. LakornDiva
    06/27/2012 at 4:14 PM

    I would of thought he went up against with an actual athlete, not some wuss from an irrelevant group. Is there a video?

  3. LakornDiva
    06/27/2012 at 4:20 PM

    OMFG, The “shorts” strikes again. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aktyEote1r5kb7po1_500.jpg

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6anh4BobU1r5kb7po1_500.jpg

    http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k218/kirksblood2/stewie-gun.gif

  4. Minahmyu
    06/27/2012 at 4:35 PM

    I was gonna say “Pamprin?” but then I saw Mydol ^^;;; (I use generic store brands……)

    But I guess my brother must be awesome… he was in cross country & captain of the basketball team… got trophies, medals & crap and some college that wanted him but…. he wasn’t planning on going to college ^^; (he makes a decent penny toooo~) So yeah, he must be some Michael Jordan or some crap (well.. I’m sure if they saw him they would think so… or that he’s part of a gang or something because he’s a tall ‘scary’ black guy…)

  5. ThatTealChick
    06/27/2012 at 4:39 PM

    Gotta love it when idols get praised for doing the stupidest shit.

  6. hunny
    06/27/2012 at 5:06 PM

    That albino looking muther fucker in front is freaking me the fuck out.

  7. JR
    06/27/2012 at 5:29 PM

    “I was far short”

    Oh?

  8. CorePride
    06/27/2012 at 7:39 PM

    lol more than half the kids at my freaking high school would be considered sport gods if this is their standard…

  9. JungKi
    06/28/2012 at 2:19 PM

    Which high school team were you on?

  10. RubiieLoviie
    07/03/2012 at 2:25 PM

    South Koreans exaggerate things. Thinking they have gods in their hands…

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