After School’s Lizzy watched porn at night to learn sexy, probably masturbated in the dark

On a radio program called “Boom’s Young Street“, After School‘s Lizzy admits to watching porn and masturbating to it in order to learn how to be sexy.

“It was very stressful to try to be sexy when I’m not,” Lizzy confessed. “So I asked UEE unnie what I should do to be more sexy, and she told me to think about perverted thoughts. So I watched many adult films.”

Boom then followed up by asking if it actually worked, to which Lizzy replied, “But I found I just couldn’t do those kinds of expressions onstage, and you’re not supposed to. So I turned off the lights off at night and practiced by myself.”

Fucking genius. Absolute genius.

Everybody should have used this excuse as a kid, right?

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE DARK, SON?!”

“I’M JUST PRACTICING MY SEXY FACES, MOM! TRAINING HARD TO BE AN IDOL! LEAVE ME ALONE!”

“Oh, alright then. PITING!”

49 comments

  1. Why didn’t I think of that?? no like I need it, I’m watching yaoi/gay porn since I’m 12, but my mom has never asked not even once….

    I think she should stop watching and do the real thing. There must be a lot of fanboys waiting for a female idol to take their virginities

    • Schizo_phrenia

      Frieeeeeeend :)
      My all time favourite is “Junjo romantica”.

      • I know right :D I like Junjo terrorist the most, but my favorite is Crimson Spell ♥.♥ viewfinder and ai no kusabi are pretty good too

        • OMG. I like Junjou Romantica better than Seikaichi Hatsukoi. Ritsu is a dumb bitch.

          I like Seito Kaichou ni Chuukoku as well.

          I mostly read doujinshis though. Of Reborn. And Sengoku Basara. (spazz)

        • RubiieLoviie Ikr I was watching it, but that little bitch just got too much into my nerves, where does he think he is on a fucking dorama???

        • Yes, Ritsu needs to get slap and get over himself. But the storyline kept me in though.

        • LOL dramas can do better than that, if you search well enough.

          Plus, it was always about Ritsu’s he-doesn’t-even-deserve-Masamune relationship, I liked the others. Even though little dude was obsessed with the guy’s face.

          And the office moments made me crack up.

        • Schizo_phrenia

          @RubiieLoviie
          Ritsu is on my “Hit list” bitch doesn’t know a good thing even if it hit him in the face >.>
          OMG doujinshi <3 <3 <3 what gives life a meaning :)
          in a cruel world where poor fujoshis don't have enough yaoi there's always doujinshi.
          But sometimes the plot is just too confusing and sad :s

    • I like bara more because it’s more hardcore and dem men are fine. Especially Takeshi Matsu and Dong Saeng’s work. I only like watching yaoi anime than reading the manga, but all the yaoi shows I like only have a few episodes or been canceled.

      • I read the bara genre once. Not sure how I felt though.

        Everyone has their tastes, but I don’t like buffy men much. In fact, I don’t think I like muscles on a dude at all.

        • There kinds that they’re not HUGE, just average built masculine dudes. But yes, it’s usually big burly muthafuckas. Bara is intended for the gay male audience but I enjoy them too. Sometimes I get tired reading/looking at stick-framed girly looking boys.

      • Schizo_phrenia

        IKR! When it’s a lame ass boring shounen anime you have like a 100000 episode MOSTLY FILLERS.
        But when it’s a cute (not)innocent yaoi anime you have only 1 season -if you’re lucky enough- and they don’t even put any of the glorious scenes from the manga…
        But I really enjoy reading doujinshi :) you can never look at them the same after that.

        • I know! Like ‘Love Pistols’ for example. I really wished they continued with the anime series but bitches only put out 2 friggin’ episodes. I’m trying to order the doujinshi though.

    • Ever read togainu no chi? God that series was so wrong- in the good way though.

      • I watched the anime, stopped at episode 9.

        Might or not read the manga.

        I like the doujinshis. Messed up, but still bearable.

  2. Is this real life?

  3. This makes Lizzy the most awesome girl in After School.

  4. Schizo_phrenia

    lol good excuse :)
    She must’ve been caught by someone, didn’t get the chance to explain, decided to drop it casually on a radio show so this person can hear her and stop judging…or else why would she even bring that up ?

  5. First idols beating up their future daughters and then female idols watching porn.

    Told ya K-pop was not innocent. (Since the 2nd generation of K-pop began, it never was lol)

    • Lol the 1st generation from the 90s is innocent?

      • I’ve never looked much into the first generation so I can’t know for sure (I know some artists).

        I’m observing it more from the generation I am situated in.

  6. Oooh, Lizzy you better watch dem flicks and make fantasies! I do enjoy a romance film with some wine and bonbons once in a while myself.

  7. She watched porn to learn how to have sex. AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I LEARNED IT AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE RIGHT?

  8. ShikisaiSarang

    I know there would be many more words in caps and written a lot slower for this post if it was Nana.

    Lizzy’s obviously a close 2nd though. I can almost here the “uncle” fans grunting

  9. Gain did the same for abracadabara yea?

  10. MotherMonster

    Well, she’s teaching herself and that’s actually constructive. Plus practice makes perfect.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rN5XmvRuK0 and I would like even more if she covered this.

  11. Now I’m curious about what Uee thinks about.
    I don’t want to be curious about what she thinks about.

    http://karlmac.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/The-Office-gifs-the-office-14948948-240-196.gif

  12. Pledis publicity is desperate.

  13. I applaud her on her commitment to method acting..

  14. WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
    SO DID SHE ACTUALLY CONFESS TO MASTURBATING ON RADIO? TO KOREA? WHAT WHAT WHAT???

  15. It’s even better when they said that Nana watches it with her
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyN7zwXSwjs

  16. DBSK, BIGBANG, and now After School?
    Dang Korea…Why you so dirty?
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r1xghYtc1r76sr7.gif

  17. I_wish_I_was_Korean

    I would sooo masturbate inside of Lizzy….true story

  18. Dude your stories are so hilarious. Props!

    “Piting!” haha… better than Hwaiting for Godot

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