Drunken Ramblings: My name is IU … and I’m an alcoholic

It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to get wasted and write you all a lovely rambling, but alas, I came home from work today and said, “Well, why the fuck not?” So, I poured myself a drink, hopped on the interwebs, and searched for some interesting shit to write about.

Found the perfect topic.

In a recent fan-interview with IU, it was revealed that Little Miss Sunshine may not be as innocent as we’d all like to think (although I’m sure you sick fucks have fantasies of IU doing dirty shit already).

When asked, “Is alcohol one of those things that makes you want it again a different time?” IU responded in a manner similar to the following:

Then, when asked if she prefers beer or soju, girl replied that she thinks “…soju sits better with me.” Yes, because I’m sure a 40-proof liquor “sits” better with your lightweight self. Damn, girl. Ease up.

She only just became legally able to drink that shit and she already knows how to get fucked up on the regular.

Honey, we need to sit down and talk…

…and have a drink.