BoA queefed this video out of her vagina on the most ultimate of down-lows. A tale of love where a woman is left heartbroken, longing for ‘the one’, the woman decides that the best way to fix everything is to slow grind her pussy on a bunch of guys in the middle of a street next to a Mini Cooper.
The second you see BoA walk out of the alleyway with her perfectly trimmed body in super slo-mo as the wind machine catches her hair, you know several chicks are about to go home bald.
In the midst of BoA releasing her head anthem “Eat You Up, her gawd awful English language album, and dropping a Korean album which had her posing like something you’d slay in a forest temple in a Legend Of Zelda game, I kinda forgot that BoA could dance her ass off. So it was nice to see BoA do what she does best with such ease and gusto.
The last video I recall BoA shitting on hoes with her moves was “I Did It For Love“. The song was garbage and the video was a complete rip off of Britney Spears‘ “Stronger“, Aaliyah‘s “Try Again“, Rihanna‘s “Umbrella, and everything Janet Jackson had ever done up until her titty ‘fell out’ at the Super Bowl – but there was no denying that BoA danced her ass off in that video. And she makes a fair amount of chicks take a seat with “Only One“.
With a routine as fly as this one, one can’t help but wonder why SM Entertainment even bothered doing the whole regular video/dance version deal with this music video. Why inter-cut such a hot routine with dusty ass shots of BoA and her man sitting in some rustic coffee shop? Fuck that. Just give us four solid minutes of BoA working her waist and getting felt up by an interracial group of dancers. THIS should be the main and only video. I am not interested in any of that love context nonsense. This is the same girl who was slow grinding in an alleyway up against a wall in the music video to “Eien“. Why start putting plots in her videos now!? And can you believe this video featured two black dudes and that BoA danced in the dark with one of them and let him grab and caress her?!
Taeyeon would never. We know how she feels about black people.
The set for “Only You” was recycled from that “Singing In The Rain” shit SNSD used for “PAPARAZZI” and that
TittyShit Taetiseo also used for their vagina anthem, “Twinkle” – but neither of those hoes danced on it how BoA did here.
Say what you will about anything else in this video, you can’t bad mouth the dancing.
“Only You” is a rapid departure from what SM usually have their artists release as a promo song for an album. I was almost certain we would get a video to “The Shadow“, which is typical SM in its sound, and with the same tired template that they’ve based SNSD’s and Super Junior‘s promo releases on over the past three years.
I’m sure SM will have BoA perform “The Shadow” on Inkigayo and Music Core though, because “Only You” doesn’t feature enough auto-tune and electro sizzling bass lines to captivate K-pop fans. And don’t get mad that I just made a sweeping statement about fans of K-pop, instead just focus on what your fave is going to do to keep their wig once BoA starts performing this shit live.