Singles magazine transforms Wonder Girls’ Yenny into a zombie/kid from “Ju-on”

So if you believe the Korean media, Yenny of the Wonder Girls was transformed by Singles into a sexy beast.

To me though, the only thing they transformed her into is some perverted combination of a zombie and that creepy fucking kid from “Ju-on” that haunts my dreams.

Over the years, I’ve done a 180 on the matter of Yenny’s attractiveness, but this shit ain’t helping.

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I hope this snide little joke was worth it, because searching for that picture of the kid is going to give me nightmares*. Seriously, fuck that movie**.

*YEAH, I’M SCARED OF HORROR MOVIES, WHAT OF IT? WHADDAYA WANNA DO ABOUT IT? HUH? WHADDAYA WANNA DO?

**There is absolutely nothing more masculine in the world than taking a girl to a horror movie and being more horrified than she is. Her ovaries were exploding for me.

18 comments

  1. I really like the way she looks there.
    But I also like Ju-on, so yeah.

  2. I would like it without the massive amount of ‘shop…

  3. You only scared of the boy? I’m afraid of that pressed, bitch ass housewife. That house should of been burned down from the get-go anyway. I hate horror movies not because it’s scary, but the characters tend to be stupid.

    If you’re with me and you wanna be nosy like going into a creepy ass house or some other shit, you’re on your damn own, I’m sorry. If you get caught by the killer I’m not going back for you, fuck that.

    • Schizo_phrenia

      The same thing I keep repeating whenever a new horror movie comes out…
      WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ?

    • Yes this!!

      I mostly dislike horror movies for the suspense moments, but the damn characters are so stupid. Curiosity is bad. Don’t go into a freaking house that looks abandoned, shut down and shit and ask if someone’s there. Bitch, you just let whoever’s in there know your presence. Say your prayers.

    • I’m scared of basically every horror movie.

  4. mybiasbeatsyourbias

    i think she looks FFFIIIEEERRRCCCEEE!!!
    nom nom nom

  5. I hate that haircut on her. BLEH.

  6. I actually like the hair. It fits her.

  7. i need some new contact lenses :)

  8. Wish they went with Sadako

  9. Nah. Would rather check out 5 donkeys fucking each other than her riding anything even closely related to a cock.

  10. Schizo_phrenia

    She looks like the twins from a video game -fatal frame…I think-
    besides it must be some sort of high class fashion concept us peasants shall never understand.

  11. Off topic, but how do you feel about Nana not wearing any underwear to bed? http://www.allkpop.com/2012/07/after-schools-raina-doesnt-know-how-she-once-woke-up-naked#disqus_thread

    Raina’s main article, but we all know why it became an article: Nana not wearing any underwear to bed

  12. she’s pretty, I like the hair.

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