Bullshit Translator: “IU Reveals Her Surprisingly Voluminous Figure”

Actual: “IU Reveals Her Surprisingly Voluminous Figure

Translated: “Look At IU’s Cleavage! Tits! Boobs!

Yup.

57 comments

  1. Push up bras and camera angles make wonders.

    No Min, show me your tiddays

  2. Did she fall after that photo was taken

  3. And S.Korea still doesn’t know the difference between an “I” and “S”

  4. IU has boobies????
    WUT!!!

  5. Schizo_phrenia

    Lol IATFB is infected by No_Min virus

  6. In IU’s case, it doesn’t matter anyways.

    Cute face >>>>>>>>>>>> boobs.

  7. Push up and a tight shirt works wonders.

    Now give me some Hyorin already, it’s enough of these curveless women…

  8. mybiasbeatsyourbias

    Not impress the milks gone bad

  9. I don’t know what you people are thinking, but “voluminous” is a polite way of calling someone a fatty.

    • That’s exactly what I was thinking.

      I’ve heard the “voluminous” word incorrectly used before by K-pop news sites, but it’s definitely a word usually meant as a nicer way to refer to a fat chick.

      The word they were looking for is “voluptuous”, but IU certainly isn’t that either.

    • They use so many bullshit words. :o

  10. Yourbiasisshit

    LOL That’s it.
    I will never share Korea’s point of view related to S lines.

  11. I remember some other AKP article about how ‘voluminous’ a certain idol was…. so I guess in Korea it just means you have big boobs I take it…..

    • Except I don’t think Koreans are using this word – Americans based in New Jersey (Allkpop) wrote the headline, which – I agree with AIYA! TUC – is an incorrect use of the word “voluminous”. It normally means “fat”.

      • Well doing a google translation of the original title… it said ‘volume’ which is like the partial word of voluminous there… I’m assuming volume/voluminous in Korea = big boobs. Not the first time I’ve seen that term being used and the person happened to have big boobs. This has nothing to do with her being the polite version of fat.. she’s just showing some cleavage oooh whoop de doo.. and the picture is kinda lousy because it’s not showing any assets.. just cleavage. Lol I can show cleavage too and I practically have nothing.

      • Yeah, they could craft a better title. :o

  12. IU HAS BIG BOOBS!! YOU ALL ARE SO JEALOUS!!

  13. IU HAS BIG BOOBS! YOU ALL ARE JEALOUS!!

    jk

  14. Talented and super cute.

  15. MzChoiz_BoyToy

    I don’t get it this whole thing.about IU. I get the whole cute aspect of her, but damn she’s annoying as fuck. This bitch hasn’t got shit on my girl Nana and Hyorin. Imagine with those two you would have with a jar of mayo and booty beads.

    • Don’t you talk about IU like that.

      Pfft, everyone has different opinions… I personally don’t find anything interesting about Nana and Hyorin, but if you think otherwise, it’s your choice.

    • Hmmmm, I don’t think I know where a jar of may and an S&M instrument could lead- DO TELL!!!!!!

      And true, IU ain’t got shit on those sexy ass girls

      UNF

    • I don’t think liking those two means you can’t like IU.

  16. the only idols with s lines i can think of are pretty much all in sistar or secret

  17. http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/350×0/7/e/7e992_ORIG-bouncing_gif.gif

    this is what I want to see, and until those fucktards at allkpop can give this to me (along with a proper use of words) my pants will be dry

    You know what, I’m just gonna go look at Changmin and his sexy ass lips that you can’t help but want ALLLLLL over you- that will help

    UNF UNF UNF

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