Kim Jang Hoon is hyping Paris Hilton being in his music video … and uh … just no

Singer Kim Jang Hoon is making a comeback soon, and he decided the best way to go about it is to … uh … brag about getting Paris Hilton to star in his music video.

On August 22nd, a representative of Kim Jang Hoon revealed, “From the 23rd to the 25th, Kim Jang Hoon will be filming for his music video in parts of Los Angeles and Malibu in the States. Paris Hilton will be the leading actress.”

He continued, “We considered others like Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson, but according to surveys ran in Korea, Paris Hilton was more well-known to the public compared to the other two, which is how we came to choose her as our final lead.”

Thanks to K-Pop’s rising popularity all over the world, the casting offer was readily accepted. The music video will be filmed in both 2D and 3D versions with some top Hollywood staff.

Wow, man. Wow.

They’re painting it like Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson were just begging to be in some Korean dude’s music video, but they shunned both of them for Paris Hilton.

Simply amazing.

Well, at least the dude didn’t hover hand her.

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By the way, to all the people saying that he might as well just put a porn star in his music video, that’s just insulting…

…to porn stars. They work for their money.

61 comments

  1. Ahh, I don’t know who this guy is so I can’t say anything except that he comes off as a creepy ahjussi in the 2nd pic…

    • she does that annoying leaning pose a lot, which just results in him looking that much more creepy in all the photos and that hand in the last one is a creepy cherry on top

  2. It was just a typo – he was actually referring to porn stars ‘Jessie Alba’ and ‘Scarlett Johnson’, both of who turned down the offer to be in the music video because they had better business opportunities scheduled that day.

  3. 1) Who’s the creepy ahjusshi?
    2) Jessica Alba > Paris Hilton ANYTIME ANYWHERE
    3) If I had the name Anita Hyundai, I would be known too…

  4. What do Koreans think of Paris Hilton anyway? Aside from knowing who she is.

    Because this is coming off as really pathetic. I wouldn’t bat an eye if he just let the mv come out without mentioning her and having it be a “surprise” thing, but the fact that he thought it was a good idea to brag about it, yeah, pathetic.

  5. Paris is the only one that was willing to make a Korean sex tape with Hoon, in night vision.

    For free.

  6. Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

  7. sometimes i do wonder why you’re that surprised?

    i mean except a very few, pretty much idols, singers, celebs or alike are hungry for fame/popularity, especially when you can see how kr ones so like to tag themselves to well-known world-wide names (look again at all pr hype/pr-baited articles ’bout kpop this and that being able on same level of, say, michael jackson, celine dion, beyonce, etc and etc, even bieber or whoever) to ‘secure’ their ‘fame’.

  8. Lmao at the last line

  9. The only reason for someone to make news talking about Paris Hilton is to publicly announce she gave you an STD

  10. He come out better having Kim Kardashian

  11. Did u guys read about him talking about how nice it was smoking with her under an umbrella? I think he just really wants to fuck her.

  12. She was awesome in Repo the Genetic Opera just saying.

    The way it’s worded LOLOLLLL like bigger actresses would touch this with a ten foot pole wtf. So sick of the delusion of the “HALLYU WAVE”

  13. mybiasbeatsyourbias

    Some Asian men will do anything for white pussy.

    There I said it…I had a racist moment

  14. mybiasbeatsyourbias
  15. Paris Hilton has been cool or relevant since about 2009. If he got Kim Kardashian then he could brag.

    And IATFB you need to review GD’s new mv.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJnICByeL8Q&feature=g-u-u

  16. It’s because of this right?
    http://static.allkpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/20100910_kimparis_01.jpeg

    They chose Paris Hilton because she was already into Kpop stuff. Although the fluff about Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson was unneeded.

    It’s likes mentioning you were going to buy a gucci or L.V. bag but got something at walmart because everyone knows walmart better. Great Fucking Logic.

    • Good analogy.

      I would love for Jessica Alba and Scarlet to read this article (after most likely rejecting the spot, if not even being approached at all). There’d be so much confusion on their sexy faces

    • omg perfect analogy

  17. Just ew! You pick her over Jessica Alba?! WTF! This nobody lost his damn mind! :P Though I’m sure Jessica or Scarlet wouldn’t want to deal with his creepy ass no way!

  18. This dude is hella creepy. Loving the pose in the second picture. XD

  19. he needs to loosen himself. he looks totally awkward and stiff.

  20. ThatTealChick

    In no way is this an accomplishment, let alone something to brag about.
    He might as well have talked about how the dog shit he stepped in on the set was a touch lighter than your typical dog shit. no1cur except for the dudes that fap to barbie girls, and if she’s not half naked in the MV, even they wont care.

  21. milkywhituskinned

    He should’ve got snookie

  22. They should’ve gotten Maria Ozawa

  23. What’s with all the hate on Paris?

    Given, I probably would’ve chose Scarlett Johansson instead of Paris but she’s not that bad. She’s actually pretty nice and funny (apparently alba is rude :/)

    Oh and Japan is obsessed about her

  24. “We considered others like Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson”
    Really? Like that would ever happen…

  25. I had sex with a wrinkly cucumber last night. I also considered Hugh Jackman or Jason Statham to get a piece of me but according to my studies of the female genital the cucumber makes the pussy all healthy and moistured.

    They are really fucking desperate to mention some famous people from the US.

  26. He always comes across as so desperate.

    This is not helping.

    He did a duet with Kim Heechul a while back and used to show up on the shows Suju did…apparently he is close with them. He is always butt kissing SME too. This lead to him writing a blog trashing Han Geng when he left…saying he was not a man or loyal (he used the pretense of some video game CF Han Geng did in China where some lady was speaking broken Korean and of course that meant Han Geng hated Korea and was disrespecting it by having badly spoken Korean in it, he is a monster who hates Korea!! Turns out the CF was dubbed after the fact when China beat Korea in some gaming event and Geng had nothing to do with it as he filmed the entire thing in mandarin, and it was a bogus attack). But yeah…he caused a big hooha trashing Han Geng in the name of Korean Nationalism.

    Then last year…he went to China to promote his concert (using his duet with Heechul and relationship with suju to get in with fans there)….but sure enough reporters asked him about his Han Geng trashing, because Geng is doing real well in China, he is like China’s golden child, and has a good reputation with the media and other artists there, he tons more famous than Hoon ever could be in China…and he tried to make it seem like he and Han Geng were close still, and how…he would like to invite him out to drink and talk it out like men. Geng’s fans were not having it. Trying ti use Han Geng’s name to promote himself in China after trashing him unfairly and saying he was not a man.

    So yeah…he is desperate. Does and says what he has to to try and get in good with people to further himself aka typical famewhore in the entertainment business. But he is known in Korea as being a big charity giver etc..so people praise him a lot.

    Just recently he was in the news for leading a a protest on the piece of rock Korea and Japan are fighting over. He and some other Koreans planned a protest swim to the island….to assert Korea’s ownership of the Island.

    I don’t care for him. LOL.

  27. Not much to brag about everybody has had her

  28. The man is cray.

    In the second picture, he looks WAY too happy.

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