AKB48 endorses Haruyama Shoji suits by dancing with Slender Man, thus giving me nightmares

So AKB48 are endorsing Otokomae Suits for the Haruyama Shoji brand, which is … whatever.

I mean, Oshima Yuko, Kashiwagi Yuki, Kojima Haruna, Shinoda Mariko, Takahashi Minami, and Watanabe Mayu are in it, and they use their new single “UZA” as the music, and they look fine, but all I can see is fucking Slender Man in the background ready to fucking murder them and then me through the computer screen.

It’s horrifying.

HORRIFYING

I HATE SCARY SHIT

FUCK MY LIFE

37 comments

  1. I See Seashells on the Seashore

    Bah, that is creepy! I hope mental images of this won’t haunt me when I try to sleep tonight.

    • Damn, I look Good

      haha…yeah, I think what’s even more creepy is the fact that their dancing!!

  2. Why is it all of a sudden that people are obsessed with slender man? The whole thing has been around for at least four years 0.0

    Does anyone know any more than ten people in AKB48? It seems like they show about ten in their music videos

    • Most memes have been around years before reaching mainstream popularity. Think of how long k-pop was around before people really cared. :B

    • Top 8 tend to be the most recognizable with casual/non fans
      But for AKB fans, I think they can recognize around 15 at least. I know some recognize over 30 members, even the newbies. AKB release 4 PVs each single now and each one feature different group of members so more got screen times. Their theater stages have alot of solo or small groups of 3-5 on stage so it’s easier to learn their names. They have at least 4, 5 variety shows, Sakura Tegami, and 3 seasons of Majisuka gakuen dramas, the one where they’re beating each other up and in prison and shit. There’re 5 active subunits and 8 solo debuts too. It’s really not that hard to learn the members if you pay attention to some of these stuffs

    • Cause they made a game about it?

  3. Can someone please explain to me how Slender Man became scary because I have never once in my life been able to get it. Is there like a specific story or video that did it?

  4. Didn’t know you’re such a pussy IATFB…
    I eat horror movies for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

    • I’ll gladly eat him out if he’s a pussy.

      I hope his clit is as big as Siwon’s nut that hasn’t seen the sunlight before.

    • I really am when it comes to horror shit.

      • Oh my gosh, really?
        Lol.
        I’m the type of girl feels offended when writers force romance and other useless shit into horror movies.
        Unless it’s a male gay couple. I might consider feeling sorry for them and grant some sex scenes if both guys are hot :o
        I should direct movies dammit, Hollywood would be gayer than ever.

  5. /Screen gets fuzzy

  6. Why are you hating on Slendy? He’s so cute. :C (I just think he’s funny y’all)

  7. Has anyone tried playing the Slenderman game? I tried it and couldn’t go to sleep at night.

  8. “It’s horrifying.

    HORRIFYING

    I HATE SCARY SHIT

    FUCK MY LIFE”

    I know that feel bro

  9. They should wear stuff like this more often. They actually look cool here.

  10. very scary

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