Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
So according to a rumor posted by allkpop, TEEN TOP‘s L.Joe is under suspicion of being in a relationship with actress Nam Bora.
Now in all honesty, this post was initially going to be simple: “The Asian Junkie I-Team concludes: Who gives a shit?”
However, when I was uploading the picture, I actually took a closer look at it, and while actress Nam Bora is definitely in there, I also recognized Kan Mi Yeon‘s mug, because I clearly remember her from her Baby V.O.X. days (even if that’s not her, we can agree those are two different women, right?). Furthermore, they are both holding up TEEN TOP’s summer special album.
Considering the fact that’s there’s two women in the rumored dating evidence picture, the fact that they’re both holding up a TEEN TOP album, and the fact that Kan Mi Yeon is 30 while L.Joe is 18, and it all leads the logical Asian Junkie I-Team to conclude that he’s not dating either of them. It’s much more likely that the picture was just taken for a promotion and/ or in support of TEEN TOP’s album.
How come we didn’t celebrate AJ’s first birthday? It’s been one year, right?
And as for the above, fake dating rumours is what keeps allkpop running.
DANCING PAHTY TAHM!!!!!
Only Dance party? I was hoping for a petroleum jelly slathered orgy :(
I vote for your suggestion.
Why don’t you make a huge birthday article with a review of your first year or some shit like that.
Or give your loyal fans some kinky private insight (could post a picture of your shaved balls, or your dog… raping and jizzing on your arm… or your porn collection…. or answer all the “Ask AJ” questions).
Cause I don’t have anything to give you guys like other sites. :o
I don’t know how birthdays work in the US, but in Europe when it’s your birthday you’re the one getting presents, not giving them…
But, oh well.
Teen Top is so gross lol.
OMG LET ME LOVE YOU
I thought that everyone wanted those little midgets- I AM NOT ALONE!!!
Neil looks like a fish that I wouldn’t let suck on my clit.
And you’re never alone since I am always around, waiting for your sexy ass to come online and warm my heart and pussy by writing your highly intellectual comments.
If you’d live close by, you’d also have a loyal stalker friend in me and as soon as you’re asleep I would apply gathered coochie juice on your face, lick your smelly armpit and crack clean, shave little hearts into your pubic hair and chew the nails on your toes so you wouldn’t have to deal with cutting them.
That’s how much love I would give you.
no they’re hot shut up
jk they’re not but i still find them attractive
You’re in the same age group, so you’re forgiven.
but then again if you have a vagina or a dick i’m likely to find you attractive since i don’t have very high standards with looks
What do you call Infinite and Boyfriend then? Garbage? HAHAHAHA.
Boyfriend is garbage. I have no idea what makes you think of Infinite as anything less than perfection though lol.
Infinite is the same thing as Teen Top, Boyfriend, EXO, and everything else that came out after BEAST/MBLAQ. All those groups doesn’t have an identity and are only known as another version of SHINee. Synchronize dancing? LOL!!!
lmao troll on then, troll on.
LOL. Are seriously saying infinite is a more worthy group. LOL the delusion. HAHAHAHA.
Don’t they recycle songs? Paradise = Chaser.
If you think that all boybands are the same, you’re not worth talking to. If this is ACTUALLY about Infinite being better than Teen Top and Boyfriend – Infinite actually has talent and a vaguely unique sound. Teen Top sounds like a parody of other, better music. Not too mention, their members look gross and say disgusting shit. Boyfriend sounds like a shrieking J-pop band from the 90s. Some of Infinite’s music is dismissible, but for the most part, they’re doing it right. (I just think they need to sell themselves a little better, because they lack individuality amongst members.) And no, “Paradise” doesn’t sound anything like “Chaser” to me, except in the way that every artist has a similar sound through all their songs. sorry.
Are you serious? Infinite has their own sound? Its like saying Teen Top has their own sound. Aside for DBSK, Big Bang, 2pm, 2am, MBLAQ, Block B and BEAST, everyone else sounds like SHINee.
I don’t want to burst your bubble but Infinite’s music isn’t any special. I feel sad for you. You’re ready to hate on Teen Top but you’re too delusional to see that Infinite is pretty much another version of Teen Top.
lol Good job obviously not knowing at all what you’re talking about. You’ve lost me. Later gator.
Sure dude. Next time, look in the mirror before you diss a group. Teen Top and Infinite’s music are pretty much the same. Generic, manufactured and uninspired. All three together.
I agree with saraman, infinite are lame, and all of them are fugly. But it’s the case with half of more of recent kpop groups.
L isn’t fugly. But I don’t remember 90% of their faces because like I said, they fail at individuality. But lol yeah sorry out of most of the recent bands, only like two can perform well live. One of those is Infinite. I have mad respect if only for that reason.
I see now. You’re a delusional infinite fan. Infinite good at live? Its more like WooHyun and Sunggyu. And the other 5 are just riding their coattails.
Infinite is yes popular but they’re not really that good.
I was done with you the moment you said most groups sound like SHINee lol. I’m not remotely Infinite biased. I like BAP, MBLAQ, and CNBlue right now.
Ask everyone else too. Everyone sounds like SHINee. Well, maybe not BAP.
BEAST, Block B and Big Bang write their own songs
2pm, BAP and 2am already established a music style of their own.
MBLAQ has always had the European sound.
How bout the rest. Everyone follows SHINee.
Sorry, but rather than making a list of people who don’t sound like SHINee, I dare you to make a list of the ones that do. Then maybe I’ll take you seriously again. But good luck. I happen to think SHINee is one of the most distinct groups out there right now.
Oh and also as far as Infinite live goes, it may be true that they’re riding on the coat tails of two members I have no fucking idea because again, individuality. They’re like basically all one person to me. At least they’re doing it well. When they perform live, I’m never cringing at one member’s miserable fail. So, that’s a good thing. Most groups try to ride on coat tails and fail. They all have maybe one or two members that can actually sing, but those members can’t actually sing enough to hide the fail of other members.
Also, let me just say right now that when they write their own music, it doesn’t make it better or mean it doesn’t sound “manufactured” lol. I used to respect BEAST a lot, but with their latest shit they just transformed into what most people are trying to do right now. I don’t care if they’re writing their own music or not. It sucks.
Infinite has a lot of delusional fans now it seems.
You came here to hate on Teen Top and when people are pointing at Infinite for being everything that you accused Teen Top of, you go on defense mode and make excuses for them. You are seriously pitiful.
I really love it when delusional fans gets pathetic.
lol so instead of responding to any of my arguments you write me off as delusional after I’ve already told you that I’m not infinite biased in any way. And this is why I’m going to be ignoring you again, GOOD DAY SIR.
Teen Top and Infinite are both idol groups. They both have decent main vocals and rappers. They both sing dance songs. The main vocal of each groups are pretty solid live. They are both in sync in dancing. They are both male groups (Well, I’m assuming the maknae of Infinite is straight). So if you say that one group sucks, doesn’t that mean the other sucks as well?
Your delusion is clouding your judgement my dear. Teen Top and Infinite are pretty much the same. They both are manufactured and generic. And they both sing songs that are just given to them.
They are both male groups (Well, I’m assuming the maknae of Infinite is straight) <– hold up did you just imply that someone who isn't straight isn't male? Because ew you're more of an idiot than I thought.
But you just described all male groups, that doesn't mean they're the same. I don't see the same talent in Teen Top that I see in Infinite. In fact, I see no talent. And they're obnoxious on variety, where as Infinite is likable. I like Infinite's songs better. Teen Top's songs are annoying, because they're the kind of catchy that sticks in my head for the wrong reason. Like, their songs make them sound even more douchey. I would describe their style as "young douche". Infinite kind of has this cool remotely 80s thing going, and I love the 80s. I remember Teen Top's faces – because they're particularly unattractive. I don't remember Infinite's faces at all, so they're likely mediocre, apart from L who is pretty attractive. If you think that Teen Top and Infinite are the same, you're the delusional one. They're not. At all.
Dude, people who can read this know that you’re being bias because you like infinite and you don’t like teen top.
MBLAQ, Big Bang, Block B, BEAST, DBSK, 2pm, 2am and BAP have defined a sound for themselves. That’s why people see them lasting for a long time. I’ll include SHINee since they are the ones being copied by these copycats.
Teen Top and Infinite are so similar. Chunji and Niel to Woohyun and Sungkyu. CAP and L.Joe to Hoya and Dongwoo. I don’t know how to categorize the other members. Sungyeol and L are known for their looks and Ricky and Changjo are known for their dancing. The main dancers of Infinite are Hoya and Dongwoo. L.Joe and Chunji are the visuals of Teen Top. And if you listen to their songs and compare, its pretty similar.
You are making excuses for Infinite because you’re in love with their looks. Not their music. The fact that you don’t see the similarity in their genre is proof enough that you’re a delusional fan.
You hate Teen Top because they are the rivals of Infinite, not because you don’t like their music. You won’t be saying these things if their debut wasn’t so close.
Who’s debut? And who’s rivals? lololol wtf are you talking about
You’re right though you caught me, I’m in love with Infinite, what’s his name and what’s his name haunt my dreams with their sexy.
See my friend. You’re a delusional fan. Teen Top and Infinite are so similar its uncanny. The only difference would be is that Teen Top is younger. I think the age of the members of Teen Top now are the ages that Infinite when they debuted.
So when you say Teen Top sucks. It would be implying that Infinite sucks as well. The same with SHINee, U-Kiss, BTOB, EXO, VIXX, etc. All these groups are formulaic and doesn’t really have their own identity or sound. Well, SHINee might be the most stable one. But the fact that they can be replaced is something they should think of. Everything that SHINee can do right now (music and style) another future SM group can do.
Listen to the entire discography of Big Bang, Block B and MBLAQ. I think these three are the most consistent in keeping their musical identity.
You got me there, EXO’s gregorian chants are seriously no different from Btob’s New jack swing. Like seriously how are people not confused about which is which?
This is just me but in terms of musical identity
These 7 are the only ones that have been consistent their entire career. Everytime you hear a song of theirs, you’ll instantly think “ah, this is a song”
2am
2pm
BEAST
Big Bang
Block B
DBSK
MBLAQ
I wanna include BAP but Crash is just not them. Its actually something that B1A4 would do. And I’m not talking about the performance, I’m talking about the way they sang that song. But if we exclude Crash, everything else they released (promoted and not promoted) have that BAP style.
actually I don’t think all boys bands look like shinee but more like infinite, it’s 6 to 9 guys who look average, barely sing well, dance synch etc …
shinee are different because they’re the ultimate gayness kpop male group. We could almost count them as a girl group.
@veryhappy
I just felt that all those dance groups are modeled from SHINee. Don’t get me wrong, SHINee is really good. They’re the best dancing group in live singing. And their dancing is not just synchronized, but also difficult.
Boyfriend, Teen Top, Infinite, 100%, VIXX, etc. feels like a low quality version of SHINee.
I replied because you guys mentioned SHINee. I love SHINee. Because Taemin’s dick is in that group.
“Everyone follows SHINee.” – They should only do that if everyone has a Taemin in there. More sexy time for me.
And now have make up sex, you nasty bitches. Cause we need fap material!
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Taemin looked really really good in Dazzling Girl. Speaking of fap material.
I mean he always looks good, but yeah.
Every song will sound like angels singing as Jesus rapes them as long as Taemin is in a video.
At least to me.
Sherlock was still hard to digest, but I survived.
And yes, you are right – of course. You said something positive about Taemin. I would bake you some penis formed cookies and insert them into all of your holes if you were here right now.
Yes, they are.
Does anyone actually like those fuckers?
Good question.
Who likes infinite anyway too? LOL!!
Everyone who wants to bang them. And by seeing all those sexually frustrated cunts (including myself) every day, I am sure it’s a lot.
I’m gonna change my question: Does anyone actually want to bang those fuckers (Teen Top)?
Aside for L though, Infinite are kinda ugly.
I don’t think anyone wants to bang Teen Top. Who wants to do it with children. LOL. No offense Teen Top fans.
“Asian Junkie I-Team”
:,D
Serious fucking business!
What the fuck does Asian Junkie I-team consist of? IATFB, so cheetos and Japanese smut mags to make the hours of research go by quicker.
Yes.
Who is Nam Bora
Unless its a person with the same name, I think its the younger sister of Kim Soo Hyun in the Moon that Embraces the Sun
It must be a really slow news day
It didn’t who was this teen top, I google it and damn! D:
nightmare for life!
But boyfriend are still the worst, those twins are creepy!
LOLOLOLOL SO TRUE
The twins are like evil androids.
I have no clue what you’re talking about.
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That’s my look when I masturbate or force my fist into someones butthole.
I don’t get why people like Teen Top, I mean they are ALL fugly and their music sucks
I wish I knew why. They just freak me out with their moves.
ikr, but their moves are nothing compared their faces
I almost had an epilepsy attack from their earlier concepts. So many neon, dirty colors. Whew.
If the neon shit is wrapped around the body and therefore also crotch of Taemin, it’s alright.
Makes me want to swallow it even more cause it looks sweeter.
OMG I kno rite?! I hate all their songs
I don’t get why people like Infinite and Boyfriend too.
I like 2 songs of Infinite – maybe I’d like more if I cared enough to listen to their music.
But since there’s noone I really want to bang that seems like an impossible task to do.
I know right. Infinite is so fucking ugly. L looks the most decent but it feels like he’s gay. His stares at Sungyeol is a bit creepy.
I don’t know about Boyfriend, but i fucking love Infinite, why? well good songs, good dance, Hoya’s ass, and there is just ONE useless member
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x4z5yriO1ryo0hdo4_1280.jpg
http://distilleryimage5.s3.amazonaws.com/08a23f2e09d211e2bb3522000a1e9bb7_6.jpg
And he is adorable
But infinite is so generic though. Teen Top, Boyfriend, VIXX, BTOB, 100% etc all have good songs as well and some of them are even more in sync than infinite. And they also have gay members too. LOL!!
These generic bands will disappear soon I hope. Bands like BAP and Block B (groups with their own musical identity) should be rising up soon.
When I read some A+s bitching around about Teen Top buying their prize when they competed with MBLAQ i told them to shut the fuck up….
Then i heard their music and got mi clit reversed by their faces and realized that maybe it was true
I remember Vice on MTV did a segment on K-pop bands a couple of years ago where they profiled a pre-debut Teen Top. They were so shitty and cheesy, I couldn’t believe they had even a slight chance of being successful:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW-H8a-4cWg
Well, I do like their To You song.
All of the boybands are pretty much the same actually. TEEN TOP, Infinite, Boyfriend, etc.
Are you…. like trying to tell us that you’re a fan of kpop because of the music?
But it’s all about the penis and tits!
No, this was not sarcasm.
No, what I’m trying to say is that every dancing idols are modeled after SHINee. Teen Top, Infinite, VIXX, BTOB, etc are all 2nd rate copycats of SHINee.
Maybe that’s why WooHyun befriended Key. LOL! If that’s true then woohyun is such a loser.
Are you sure it’s not because Key is probably great at sucking dicks?
He must be the second whore in SHINee after Taemin, riding Jonghyun every night until the manager tells him to stop because Jong needs some horniness left to rape Taemin on stage so christian and homophobic fangirls can drool on each other.
excuse me, the whore in shinee is Minho, it’s not for nothing that his surname is hyung whore, then you can put taemin, key whatever…
Minhoe hasn’t been whoring it up enough lately.
He also seems so desperate for Taemin’s dick which makes it look like he doesn’t get any.
ia, but he just gets some lately, look at his face!
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c48.0.403.403/p403x403/72016_513666031994998_1915935415_n.jpg
i feel like everyone in the kyuline secretly hate minho