Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
Cube Entertainment released a teaser image for HyunA‘s solo comeback, and it basically revolves around HyunA double-fisting a phallus that’s leaking sticky creamy goo all over her face and hands.
YES!
Cube Entertainment has informed allkpop that HyunA will be coming back later this month with her new title track “Ice Cream“!
“Ice Cream” is said to be the work of mega hitmaker Brave Brothers, and is the first collaborative effort between the producer and HyunA as a solo artist.
Her mini album will be titled ‘Melting‘, keeping in theme with the title track, and will be revealed on October 17th.
People are already talking shit about how “slutty” and “dirty” this is going to be, and while I do think it’ll be “slutty” and “dirty”, I’m quite looking forward to it.
The sexier this ends up being, the better, and for multiple reasons. Pleasing my penis? Sure. HyunA trolling all the bitter, sexless, hating-ass international fangirls? Better.
Quite frankly, I hope there’s a sexy, crotch-rubbing dance and that she has random partner changes for live performances … and that she uses members of boy groups to partner with. As many as possible. Maybe five at a time or something.
The clusterfuck, imagine the clusterfuck. It’s … it’s glorious.
She has a lot of pressure residing on her. After the success of “Bubble Pop” and “Gangnam Style” being overexposed and virally dominating the Internet, she could become a new sensation.
i don’t think so. she one of those elements in the video that people didn’t really care about. all of my non kpop friends didn’t even acknowledge her existence in gangnam style, to them she’s just that ”random asian chick”, i dn why people are expecting gangnam style to bring her huge success. people who came to fap on bubble pop dont really care about her other stuff either, so…
My friends know her as the red haired Asian girl
They were confused :|
The first kpop MV my friends discovered after I forced Gangnam Style down their throats was Bubble Pop. And they hated me because they couldn’t get it out of their heads.
Now they are spaming it all over Facebook.
Guess it did help a little for some people.
90 million people have watched the “Gangnam Style” ft. Hyuna version, so people do know her.
Seriously, if you give her a catchy tune, addictive choreography and eye catching visuals, you’ll have another viral sensation.
they watch the video because of psy not hyuna, as i said to them she’s just that ”red haired pikachu”. many people disliked that version because of her. maybe if they chose another girl the views would be more, certainly it would’ve had more likes
If they only watch it for Psy, why not just watch the original version?
The song is exactly the same, the only difference is uh…IT HAS HYUNA! And Hyuna is rapping and she’s the focus of the video
So I’m sorry, they don’t watch it for Psy. lol
I understand what you mean vaguely. It’s like you’re arguing,
“The Gangnam style parodies are only popular because of Psy”
Which is true, but they don’t watch it because of Psy, they watch it for the person parodying or performing Gangnam style. Get my point? :)
I never cared for the song “Bubble Pop”. I wish that there was more coming from Trouble Maker rather than her doing this solo shit, but I have high hopes anyway.
I agree. Troublemaker was AWESOME, and Bubble Pop was meh.
I have know clue what else they could possibly do for trouble maker.
You’re quite sadistic… you get more pleasure seeing others suffer than some girl acting stereotypically sexy in a MV? Whatever floats your boat~ ^^
Ice cream vs Birthday cake… which sexual innuendo dessert shall win!?!?!?!
You say it like it’s a bad thing to be a sadistic asshole.
It’s the most fun thing in the whole entire world, including Disneyland!
No no, just that I thought seeing something sexy would get you off more so than whiney annoying fangirls. I’m just imagining someone reading pissed off fangirl comments female slamming & jerking off to it ^^;
I only been to Disneyworld, FL when I was barely 4 and don’t remember it so….. I…… can’t really say ;_;
I enjoy seeing idiots act like idiots.
i hope she lying on bed of candy, with pink bubbles floating in the air and melted ice cream on top of her and i get to lick it. i sure like sweets ;)
Shit I can’t wait.
Irrelevant; just here to suggest that block b kyung’s teaser deserves its own post lol
I tried doing his little dance- my boobayz couldn’t take it
Zico also released his “teaser”.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4tp2xpLH31r3myx9.jpg
Looks totally like him.
Gosh, you gave me a big scare.
Freaking opened that up in front of my parents.
It deserves 100 posts
Omg I hope that she dances with a guy from nearly every guy group too
All dem jealous fangirls will be so angry that I can troll away with ease
Yes, I agree as well.
I want them to fuck on stage because I want to see the guys penises and the furious fangirls.
That’d be one of the most awesome days in Kpop history.
Mistress kafkaf, I want to see these things happening with you! What a bonding experience that would be!
It would be better if it wasn’t on stage, but on top of the chained and beaten idols that we are kidnapping for our twisted needs
And omg, continue with your outstanding story- my day is sucking absolute ass
Alright will do.
But first I have to talk to my wonderful parents (because they created something as beautiful as me) over Skype.
After that I’ll continue with Part II.
Kaffy has a point, your story is marvelous and it’s time for part II.
Pretty please?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbadytgG1k1qhwguzo1_500.jpg
That’s not the right currency, Tappy! And you know it, too!
I AM SO SORRY! Let me redeem myself:
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Who’s fan? No_Min’s pussy obviously!
And last but not least:
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Alright, you nasty bitches. Here’s your Part II
(my apology to everyone who doesn’t give a shit, especially to IATFB):
While little Tappy was crying over her misery, mistress kafkaf made her way back into a gloomy room. The stench of sperm, urine, vomit and blood that filled up the room was everything she needed in her life, thus deciding on staying with her gurlfrand No_Min.
The fucked up people that were personally invited to this place by that crazy whore were all sick, perverted and sadistic assholes, waiting for the next young body they could tear apart with humongous horse dildos that were prepared for such occasions.
Kafkaf was caught up in her thoughts, thinking about the fine body of the new girl that was trapped in the basement, not yet aware of the fact that her cute, pink pussy lips would get ripped into pieces as soon as she got into the hands of No_Min or one of her clients. „LOLOL THAT’S SURELY GONNA BE SEXAY!“, the weird bitch yelled although she was the only fucking person in the room.
All of a sudden she heard dreadful screams from next door, making her fucking nipples hard as Kim Kwang Soo’s throbbing erection when he sees a 12 year old girl on the streets of Seoul. „ERMAHGERD! KAFKAF NEEDS TO SEE!“ Still talking to herself like the fucking maniac she was, she jumped to the door leading to the next room while letting out delicious pussy farts from her excitement.
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Still not understanding the situation she was in, the little polish girl with the beautiful formed breasts was still in a state of shock. Snort was running down her face and her previously tight virgin butthole was still pounding from the hard object that has been rammed into her violently. „That’s how it must feel like when a fucking whale rapes the anus of a seven year old“, she cursed.
Tappy turned around to see if the 2 naked men were still alive, or simply unconscious.
„Seems like those fuckers are still breathing“, she sighed in relief.
However, she was curious to see what has happened to those man whores and slowly started to approach the guy that she wanted to rape before.
She checked out his badly beaten up body, covered in blood and something that was probably urine – at least it surely fucking smelled like it. Not realizing that she would probably be next, Tappy was fascinated by the beautiful man, thinking that she would fuck the crap out of him, even if he was covered in fucking piss. Hell, she’d probably even lick it out of his bloody ass crack if it was his own urine.
She kept staring at the naked guy and her eyes started wandering to his crotch – it was neatly shaved and his balls looked tasty as fuck.
Tappy was not sure if it was the shock or some fucked up horniness that she felt at this moment, creating a sensation in her vajayjay that was soon dripping the finest cunt juice those fucked up assholes upstairs would ever get to taste.
Part II – End
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If this shit continues, this crap is gonna have 10 parts – the fucking story is progressing too slowly and I wanted to include some other bitches that comment here as well.
The fuck am I doing with my free time, you bitches.
First of all:
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Second of all:
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And great, now I’m all like
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Part three tomorrow?
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Wow. Just wow.
You make the Harry Potter author look like she shoved a crayon up her asshole with just enough sticking out that she could lower her crayon-holding ass to a piece of paper and write a shit ton of scribbles that amount to nothing more than a kindergarten kid’s shitty ass drawing. That’s how good it is.
From the insanely accurate portrayal of the characters involved, to the symbolism behind things that us average folk look over– like the horse-sized dildo–, everything is perfect and shits on any story that’s held up highly in the literary world. The struggles of the characters, how lovable they are, and how much you can relate to them will make you feel like you are one of them and keep you wanting more, hoping that fate will be kind to these great people– role models, really.
Magic. Pure magic.
May you be blessed with orgies galore. Thank you.
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It’s already tomorrow. next part please.
(yes, i’m impatient)
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Tap:
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@kaf:
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(what an eyesore)
@taro
francisco lachowski next time, betch
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AND WHO IZ YO BIAS, GUUURRRRRLL?!??!?!! i need to know so i can reward you with their stunning gif’s, since my warm body isn’t near you
@my hot-blooded kaf:throw me in front of hungry squirrels, but i do no have any bias.
(and now I’m going to hide in the corner)
for you, for the cold nights:
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@taro
I, I don’t know what to say :(
i’m so sorry.
i shall post this to help you out ;)
http://tonsofgifs.tumblr.com/post/17587949967/francisco-lachowski-gifs
i have yet to make it down to the bottom of the page cuz i keep passing out from dehydration
Beautiful :’)
http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/77734_o.gif
I Jizzed all over my screen.
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Also, if you have a role for me in mind No_Min I wanted to clarify something first: I am a guy and I’m greedy, I like penis and vagina (mostly penis).
You’re a fucking guy?
Bless your penis and puke all over my face while I munch on your balls.
Sorry to keep you waiting No_Min. I know you’ve desperately been wanting for me to skull fuck your precious, cum guzzling mouth. And yes, gag on my balls and vomit all over my cock, while I cock slap it all around your face.
I love every….one…..of your comments. I think I’m turning into a no_minion ;-)
Never in my life have i been so delighted to read such a wonderful fanfic . i think i want a book of this !
man *shivers * part 2 is very good
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cum on Hyuna! my lesbian is ready for this
i see you’ve prepared yourself ;p
fuck yeah
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..gigigi
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..gigigI
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giGIGI
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GIGIGI OH
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HyunA is ugly without make-up, but then again that’s most girls
Ohhh shet I’m liking this already, I loved Bubble Pap
I wish they would give these sexy concepts to people WHO ARE ACTUALLY GOOD LOOKING.
She usually looks awkward performing solo to me. Though Bubble Pop grew on me as a song. Maybe this time she’ll feel more confident.
This is irrelevant, but you guys need to check out all the delusionals on k.will’s new mv trying to reinterpret the storyline so it fits with their worldview. ugh.
We are fucking lazy on here.
Give us a link, so we can move our fat asses there!
Gosh man, you’re so horny right now lolol.
Just a thought, why is she releasing a track called “Ice-cream” when it’s getting colder? Who the fuck eats ice cream in Autumn/Winter (I know I do, but that’s beside the point)?
I hope it’s the most popular member from each SM Ent boy group.
So like, taemin, kyuhyun/donghae?, yunho, kai/kris/baekhyun??.
And if they added like, byg or joon (again), or L from infinite that would become fucking fantASTIC
If it’s Taemin, No_Min is going to rip her guts out.
THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
INNER TURMOIL!
So either it’s Hyuna humping Taemin and I’ll finally see him getting some action and being grinded on… or Taemin being sexually molested by guys all the time.
I concluded that both would be okay with me. I’ll just waste a small tear while flipping my bean. (We’ll see how I will react if it really happens – I am sure Tappy will hold my hand to guide me through those hard times).
I’m here for you, babe.