Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
According to Shukan Bunshun, actor Sato Takeru had to carry idol Maeda Atsuko home after she got fucking smashed. Then Japanese netizens did the glorious and respectful thing … and photoshopped the everliving fuck out of her misery.
In the pictures, Maeda can be seen completely drunk, crying her eyes out for no apparent reason and eventually losing the balance on her feet. Sato even had to carry her in both arms, since it became impossible for her to walk.
According to the tabloid, the secret party was held in the night of September 4th, after Maeda’s release event for her photo book. At the event she told the reporters that she wants to experience love, but who knew that her first chance might already come with a mixed party on the same night; at least that’s what tabloid ‘Shukan Bunshun’ is implying.
Maeda was accompanied by her former colleagues Oshima Yuko and Nakagawa Haruka. Together they met up with Sato and two other guys. As usual the tabloid was quick to make up some relationship between Maeda and Sato due to all this intimacy, but both agencies immediately denied all rumors.
Sato’s agency commented, “It wasn’t a group date. They just wanted to celebrate Maeda’s graduation, when her condition suddenly made a turn for the worse. He did his best looking after her and helped in escorting her home. They aren’t in a relationship or anything like that.”
Maeda’s also confirmed that they are just friends. One person who was present at the party, Oshima also emphasized that it wasn’t a group date or anything. She wrote, “It was just an karaoke party to celebrate her graduation for which we obtained the permission from our agency beforehand.”
I realize I’m late on this, but I had to post about it because it’s fucking hilarious.
An idol, an incredibly popular idol, got absolutely fucking smashed and had to be carried home by an actor. Could you imagine the shitstorm if IU got caught doing this and was carried home by Big Bang‘s Taeyang or something? It’s sort of like that.
Surely this was a classy move by Sato Takeru, but the focus wasn’t on that of course, it was on making Maeda Atsuko’s misery a meme!
Classic.
Now we understand why she was sobbing so hard.
LMFAO I didn’t hear about this. Totally dying. I knew that Sato was a BAMF btw.
god this made my morning
Easiest access into her panties he will ever be offered. Gotta take the chance.
Is he unfamiliar with lifting things?
Have you tried to carry an out of control drunk girl before?
i’ve tried(unsuccessfully) to carry my wasted friend before, in the end i dragged her to the car like a dead body. i remember they had her on chair at the back of the club. she mumbled something about ”cheetos”? and passed out, in was horrible XD
lol my guy friend had to carry one of my friends last night who was extremely drunk and hysterical and he did a better job
AHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHA. Last one is definitely my favourite., haha.
And he needs to take classes in “How to carry a bitchass drunken woman”. He basically folded that poor thing in half!
The NASA and Japanese painting one were brilliant.
OMG WHAT HAHAH If this was IU her career probably would’ve ended
Probably.
That was embarrassing…
I actually feel bad for her :/
My life
Aww, I’d carry you every night if I could expose your sweet ass for the world to see.
and i’d reward you with my defenseless and unconscience self, along with any of my chained, oiled up, and screaming foreign models that i’ve cleverly kidnapped who don’t have a single idea of where they are or how to escape
lmao
Is it wrong that all I could focus on was how his carrying technique really sucks. Her whole ass is out & everything. & if there was a group celebration how’d he get stuck carrying her alone?
Let the conspiracy theories begin….
…..bow chika wah wah.
My theory is that his friends are assholes lol
Oh come on. At least be a good delusional netizen and have some crazy theory for the lulz.
ok then it’s aliens. His friends were abducted by aliens leaving him to fend for himself so scared that he didn’t think to cover her ass or take a rest. They’d just gotten abducted as he was left with the drunk girl in a state of panic lol
I will forever LOL at all of this. It never gets old.
Dunno who dat is but I laffed 2 hard
That pedo bunny will haunt me in my dreams. What the fuck is that anyways?
It’s from a kid’s show called ”Arthur” it became some kind of a meme for some reason http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2y30eDUX1qaxd5mo1_500.png
omg, my life…. i can’t, lol
i’ve ones tried to carry my wasted friend, the effect was pretty much the same. well she weigh 130 pounds and i weigh 100 pounds, so i guess it’s understandable.
At least you try to carry your friends.
Mine leave me passed out in some dirty club bathroom with my legs hanging out underneath the door. Poor cleaning people who have to wake up my drunk ass when the club closes.
i would fly my ass over to Germany to get a job as a janitor if i could have the chance of coming across a sleeping No_Min
and i’d kindly make a tape for the No_Minions here
Damn it, this just made me laugh uncontrollably in lecture. I totally lost it at the skating one lmao. My day has been made.
I love Japanese netizens
Me too. lmao
Didn’t Johnny’s blame her for the failure of Hana Kimi 2011 and Ending Planner? Maybe she thinks that graduation from AKB48 is the End…All I know is Sato Takeru has a good heart, lugging her into space and what not.
Dunno, but at least for a while, she could release anything and her fans would buy it up.
The way he was carrying her, he might as well just caveman’d her sweet ass back to her place.
rofl, her misery is our entertainment.
She looks like a hot mess.. (well, if you look wasted like that and most likely have lots of crap to deal with, duh lol) but eh some liked to downplay how bad this still looks for a public figure.. it’s still flatout embarrassing no matter how often people get wasted.
read the full translation here guys . . http://www.akb48wrapup.com/2012/09/tomorrow-shunkan-bunshun-will-release-scandal-photo-of-maeda-atsuko/ lmao
lmao, my new favorite drunk bitch. the japanese painting version should be hang in the Louvre.
I actually rather wonder what the wota think of all this…If they didn’t already give up on her…
I doubt it matters much.
Could be wrong.
I like how her ass is ready for all the dicks.
This is fucking hilarious, I love the interwebz.