Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
miss A‘s Suzy was running across the stage for a sketch on “Gag Concert” the other day when she fucking ate it and hilariously fell on her ass.
It’s okay to laugh because she wasn’t hurt, but the funniest part wasn’t even her tumble, but rather the reaction of everybody else, whose faces told stories ranging from complete shock to abject horror.
One of the hosts reacts like she got fucking shot or something.
LOL The lady in the red had the best reaction ever.
Extreme yes.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Safe at the plate!
well i’d be worried as hell too, since her ass is probably insured for 1000000000000000 wons
lol I wonder how much would it be if she had an actual ass
LOL i wonder how k-idols will feel if they came to Latinoamerica where women… actually have ass. I saw a girl the other day whose hips could probably be the wide of 2 Suzys
Nah that’s not thick, that’s just big
L-O-L, I love her ;)
lol…she recovered well though
http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/BlakeShock-460×260.gif
LOLOLOLOL
I have enough cushion in my ass that I could bounce right back up in that situation. Unfortunately for these Kpop idols that are prone to falling, they have one ounce of chub in their whole body.
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID53933/images/Cover_burn_with_sterile_bandage.jpg
Something like this?
http://www.jumboheart.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cellulitebum.jpg
Wow, Koreaboo. Just wow.
I could be wrong
@Koreaboo
oh you little troll you
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcltatdRMl1re3eq5o1_500.gif
That is the most adorable thing I ever seen in my life
My testosterone levels have dropped significantly. Damn you Kafkaf
@koreaboo
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kr604mxP1rppe02.gif
You know Korean Honey Boo Boo won’t care about a little cellulite if you have 2 healthy, juicy and dripping wet coochie lips to strangle him with.
GAAAHHHHHHHH
@No_Min
Why didn’t I think of that- how foolish of me
I would love to eat corn beef off of that ass.
Haha woww. Not I
That ass seem like it been through hell and back. Smh
I thought that’s how all women of 30+ butt look
Well if you’re not filthy rich to buy yourself some young booty, you better get used to that sight.
She’s so purty.
I don’t see it in her
At first I didn’t either. I thought fei was prettier.
Fei is damn hot and Suzy is just bland to me
Fei is mature and hot…Suzy is adorable
Don’t see it either. She looks like a squirrel to me. And not even a sexual one.
I’d bang her though if you asked me to do it. But I’ll also bang JYP if someone sincerely wanted me to so I guess that doesn’t count.
Would you still bang him if he’s wearing the plastic see-through pants
Only then.
Gravitation once again proves herself to be a bitch, eh?
Graviation, huh? In 40 years it will be her saggy tits she will slip on.
I honestly thought she was hoping for someone’s dick to mysteriously appear from the floor to fuck her in her ass.
Further proof Suzy and IU are the same person.
lol
Asian Junkie, needs a contact me form :(
anyways, did you guys hear about this, Allkpop Staff caught trolling their own articles?
“Johnny Noh and his minions are the real trolls at Allkcrap??
http://i.imgur.com/Y4JXC.png
This particular article at allkcrap “Girls’ Day’s Sojin shocks fans with ‘ant waist’” was posted 3 hours ago. The question is how did “Plastic Boom” manage to comment 13 hours ago or 10 hours before this article was published? Is this even possible?
Some netizens also pointed out that other than Plastic Boom, SUJUmake13ELIEVE is one of them. Oh-oh. It’s also a possibility that those “anonymous dislikers” are just Johnny Noh (Allkpop CEO) and his staff. No wonder some comments get over a hundred dislikes.”
http://www.asianjunkie.com/contact/
Why would they do that?
They have a working relationship with DreamTea Entertainment.
Other than email, I meant like a wordpress contact form that you fill directly on the site.
Who knows why the AKP staff behave in the manner that they do. That is the current buzz going around; that they troll their own site, hence, why some of the most annoying trolls don’t get banned.
They just don’t give a shit because they have thousands of people commenting and spreading their shit.
And not even those fucked up cunts that call themselves admins or moderators would want to monitor the crap all those bitches post.
Fuck, not even my horny self was banned there and I haven’t posted ONE constructive post yet. And I swear I am not fucking Johnny Noh.
His dick was not satisfying enough for my hungry pussy.
Well of course they don’t want her to fall she’s the only one bringing in money at JYP. If she gets hurt JYP won’t be in that top 3.
http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com/2012/10/with-suzy-as-jyps-sole-breadwinner-is.html
Buh buh wha abut JJ Project and Wonder Girls
I don’t think anyone really cares about JJ Project. And Wonder Girls are flopping so… yeah Suzy’s really the only one bringing in the money that makes JYP stay on top.
Don’t forget Taecyeon (and the other butt licking fucktards from 2PM) who is sucking all those old coochie rags from lonely rich ladies to get some money or marketing deals.
I’d pay him lots of money if he chewed on my bloody period frazzles but I have to wait for the day I get rich.
If that’s true, I hope it’s true so at least JYP works hard to achieve the Big 3 status again.
I love how the rest of Miss A just laughs at her clumsy ass
lol Fei
this. they probably took perverse pleasure out of seeing the most popular member wipe out in front of all of Korea. jia in particular has a ‘lol dis bitch’ face
Oh fuck oh God their reaction makes it so much more embarrassing for her, I am dyinggggg!
She manages to look really fucking hot falling on her ass what is that?
Poor Suzy, she’s the weakest member of Miss A, and she manages to fall on her ass and make herself look even more like a reject. This is worse than when Michelle fell on stage, and Kelly and Beyonce just looked at her ass. At least they didn’t laugh at her like Min, Jia, and Fei did.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4shjwX9031rwiosmo1_500.gif
I don’t understand why the weakest member (Yoona, Hara, Suzy, Sohee and etc.) of the group is most the most popular in Kpop.
If that’s the case then a company needs to form a group where all members are equally trash, pathetic, and just worthless…and see how it works out
Not gonna lie, but when I first got into Kpop, I felt sorry for people like Yoona, Sohee, and Uee because they were just so ugly or plain compared to the rest of their group.
Then I found out how they’re considered “goddesses” in their country
media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkj10rUrK1r4ztqj.gif
But yes, your idea would make a shitload of money
Yoona and Sohee…mmm Dem bitches are the epitome of basic. Yoona reminds me of a cow for some reason, don’t ask me why. Her performance of my name damn near killed me and revealed just how basic the bitch really was. Seeing her (attempt to) shake her lack of ass was cringe worthy, and I knew shit was over for her when she ended with that basic bitch, SNSD signature move arm swing thing (0.43). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMq0FucyW9g
Sohee looks like a drowned sewer rat. She must have gave some bomb ass head and sucked JYP HARD, right down to the balls to secure that record deal.
I agree.
They must be fantastic at deep throating and vomiting little pieces of vegetables from their anorexic diet on the CEO’s dick.
I don’t know why either… I guess it can be attributed to cultural differences?
thats pretty much what kara is
(though i adore them lets be honest they are there to be pretty and not to sing)
But everyone wants to bang Kara.
They’re fucking hot.
Even fanatic virgin catholic girls want to bang them.
The mentioned bitches… not so much.
Hahaha… Love Kelly’s reaction, she’s like girl don’t mess with my shoes.
hahahaha I thought Kelly’s facial expression said something more along the lines of ” I can’t believe this bitch really dun went and fell mid performance”. Michelle was literally the weakest member of Destiny’s child, her knees buckled under her weight lmao.
Honestly… What the fuck was Michelle doing there anyways?
Weakest voice, weakest dancing, worst body and face. The fuck?
HAHAHA
this chick is so over rated its ridiculous…. I liked her in dream high, but in the show Big her thighs looked like two cement blocks lol
The rest of Miss A will get it from netizens, you just wait and see “How dare they to laugh while Suzy is hurting? I bet they wish Suzy had died right there” I see bullying rumors on the horizon
Agree
on the other hand when male idols make fun or laugh at each other’s clumsiness and mistakes “OPPARS ARE SO CLOSE”
I wonder how they will react if died right there.
Pandemonium and all hell breaks loose.
Netizens would bitch at the vatican untill she gets canonized
she’ll be considered a kpop martyr
They would try to buy her rotten body parts on ebay.
hahahahahhahahahahahah. the rest of missA laughing at her ass..hhahahaha
My Suzy.
I will massage your tush for you :P
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
The title of this article is so awesomely ambiguous.
Makes me so fuzzy and warm inside my vulva.
The lady in red looks like Lee Teuk…
They were on TV of course they all acted like they cared, specially her group mates
Poor child. When she first falls, she gets on her side, like she just wanted to lie there for a while in her shame.
In other news, the other members of Miss A gave no fucks.