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Netizens spotted KARA‘s Hara and BEAST‘s Junhyung wearing couple rings, which is apparently news because … uh … dunno.
A post titled, “Recent Hara, Junhyung finally couple rings” was shared on an online community board and has been receiving a lot of attention.
The pictures of their couple rings consisted of captures from music show broadcasts and pictures shot by fans that were laid out to show the two stars wearing the same rings.
Fascinating.
If you saw the title, “Netizens spot KARA’s Hara and B2ST’s Junhyung sporting couple rings“, and your immediate response wasn’t “NO SHIT“, then I hate you.
Seriously, how does this pass as news? What’s next?
“BREAKING: Netizens Reveal How Yang Hyun Suk’s Children Were Created”
Good lord. Everybody knows they came from a test tube.
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I cannot believe this is seen as journalism in Korea.
There is no journalism at all in Korea, only sensationalism and gossip.
That’s the way it was in America in the 1960′s.
Technology-wise Korea is way ahead of some other nations.
Other shit… not so much. Makes me so sad I want to sniff some Jägermeister to kill the pain.
KoreA is always behind on certain aspect compared to america
Desperate for news much?
My reaction to the news post in akp v.v
they better face that they’re fucking each other in hara’s new house tbh
you heard the recent news? kara + tokyo dome next year
Eh, these are the people who think Hara doesn’t fuck the guy. She does. And she enjoys it.
Btw, Hara is fucking cute even when she looks like Lindsey Lohan after 2 bottles of vodka and a handful of sleeping pills. Impressive.
she is riding his dick.
She didnt learn to gyrate in Pandora from dancing LOL
I wish I would look like this after 2 bottles of vodka. The dried puke usually hides my beautiful face so my fine passed out ass doesn’t get raped while sleeping in a ditch. It’s all about safety measures.
I never know what to think when I’m done reading your comments.
They’re so…. beautiful.
Thinking is the last thing you’re supposed to be doing after reading my stupid comments.
Penis.
safety first
So what’s the scoop? That they are dating, or that they are manifesting their relationship? I don’t get it…
That they don’t have any other shit to report about.
How I wish there were more scandals… Where’s BigBang when you need them.
OMG GUYS- DO YOU KNOW THAT THESE PEOPLE HAVE…… Done IT before
D:
Lol no, those are just rumors from antis- my unnirs and oppars are pure and daebak ^.^
D-LUSIONS HWAITING!!!!
But… but…. what do you mean by “it”? Doing their homework together? Showing each other their “My little pony” stickers?
Please elaborate, allmighty kafkaf (yes, I want you to talk dirty).
OH YOU!
THAT was not dirty. Don’t leave me hanging. I was so lonely today on here, sobbing in my torture corner while eating 3 bags of cheetos.
I even dug out my old allkpop account and posted on their fucking forums – but it’s so boring there.
I seriously missed you, you filthy bitch.
awwww you poor little sex deprived child- allow me to teach you through visuals, as so many are visual learners
you basically
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cyj4j6LK1rqy0d0o1_500.gif
through
http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koc5a3kf2W1qzvdrio1_500.jpg
or
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsbgpjJWnD1qhqyogo7_r1_250.gif
both work
you then can get back any calories lost during “it” through some sexy uses of whip cream and candy
http://files.myopera.com/JanetB/albums/5227632/thumbs/Katy%20Perry%20Breast%20Squirt.gif_thumb.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33uijwgde1rqh3bxo1_500.gif
mmmmm, deliciously entertaining
LOL – wtf. Crazy bitch.
That sure was confusing.
Fucking allkpop mods are closing my threads.
haha akp closes my threads too
LINK US TO THE THREADS
http://forums.allkpop.com/threads/would-you-rather.51841/
http://forums.allkpop.com/threads/so-the-random-section.51866/
They don’t seem to appreciate my presence there. But some people are alright and would already like to fuck – I swear to Siwon, one can always find some kind of fucking pervert on any site. We all attract each other.
LOL I love how they were talking shit about you being inappropriate while having their favorite oppas butt fucking in their profile….ahh the never ending hypocrisy of fan girls
AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD READING THOSE!!!!!
You must tell your No_Minions next time of your wild excursions so we may assist you in the trolling of these hypocritical idiots :D
that was supposed to be a reply to No_Min
“Netizens discover that idols in a confirmed relationship are acting like they are in a relationship”
:,D
lol’ed at that hard as well.
I wish they’d finally discover a tape of his penis in her vagina.
LOL this is too funny . i honestly cant find anything wrong with the rings . i hope se7en and his girl come out with sex tape already so i can laugh !(even though me and taeyang already have one =__=)
maybe they were hoping it would end quickly, so they’re surprised it lasted?
i dunno
netizens are st00pid
also
i still don’t understand why hara would want to date junhyung
but maybe that’s my irrational dislike of him speaking
She’s a fish and he’s a monkey. They’re both animals so they have something to relate to. That’s why they’ve lasted so long.
LOLOLOL
Sounds legit.
I’m waiting for infinite to cause chaos.
What happened to the comment section…. So sloooow….
Stop pretending that you have a life, you fuckers, and entertain me.
sorry, I was busy fapping t- I mean WATCHING gain’s new m/v.
and wasting my day on tumblr.
You are excused if you were fapping – but only then.
They’re purity rings. Hara intends to honor her vow to Jesus to stay a virgin until marriage.
Which, of course, means she only takes it in the butt until her wedding day (Jesus doesn’t formally recognize buttsex as sexual intercourse, so it’s cool).
What about getting buttraped by 5 rhinos while sucking the dick of 10 guys who are jizzing on a bible?
Would that be alright to little baby Jesus?
I think that counts then !
IATFB, are you gonna review Ga In’s new mv?
The funny part is, those are probably fan gifts. They gave them the couple shit so they can spazz over it, bc that;s the closest thing koreaboos have to a romantic relationship after doramas, of course.
Ps. Shipping appars buttraping each other is totally awesome and legit
Buttrape is always awesome and legit.
The reason you have that avatar is because it looks like someone jizzed on that guys face, right?
Even though the jizz surely wouldn’t look healthy like that.
But we’re the last bitches that would complain about some tiny issue like that.
You know me so well, if you ever find Ren’s face covered in jizz please share
in other news anyone knows whats going on with shinee ? im so lost on what the hell they are supposed to be doing !
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_ewx9BfX-Kg/UCMUC-v77LI/AAAAAAAAHHI/dBOl3_K2keo/s1600/Etude+Pink+Concert+Taemin+1+120808.jpg
That’s my spit all over his fucking body. And look how he is enjoying it, showing me his orgasm face.
I wish I could go down on him just once, embrace his glorious cock with my tongue and pee on him to mark my territory.
I honestly saved almost all the pics of that stupid concert – I am such a fucking creep.
R-D, I know you posted this for me, thank you. I will consider to add you to my list of people that I will invite to my gang bang party with all the kidnapped korean beauties. I can lend you Taemin for 5 minutes, the rest of the week he will be in rusty chains, licking my crotch clean.
Like I said. Beautiful.
Time for offtopic cause you’re all not spaming enough.
This is fucking hilarious: http://forums.allkpop.com/threads/official-wtfasianfanfic-picture-thread.46359/
Completely my style. I came.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwg6nhGmaF1qzjix8.gif
wow. that shit is fucked up or the writing is so poor that it doesn’t make much sense
my favorites were
“‘do you hear that?’
‘OOOPPPPPAAARRR- THAT’S EMBARASSING!!!!’
‘no, it’s beautiful- IT’S OUR SONG!!!! my cock+ your pussy fart= our song”‘
and
“his poopy colored eyes….was she falling in love at first sight?”
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2012/05/82564589/wtf.jpg
i can’t believe that people actually write/ read that shit
Isn’t that awesome?
It’s like they wrote it for us. Those could be our marriage vows for each other.
how about we become the best swingers this world has ever, and will ever, see
Kinda imagined your wedding vow to be much more explicit and have much more detailed anal intercourse. Yeah, more jizz, less poopy eyes.
Amen.
that site should be renamed “virginland” because I’m pretty sure 99.9 percent of the fanfic writers on there have never even kissed a person, let alone had sex.
No_Min how did you know i posted it for you ? because i sure did post it for you and just for inviting me to have taemin for 5 mins this is for you !
http://p.twimg.com/AxK3XzKCEAARCd1.jpg:large
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62404Dz0U1ruc6rio1_500.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj4193NmpV1qe9nfi.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj41bl8TD91qe9nfi.gif
http://data.whicdn.com/images/35058711/tumblr_m8ur0clPw61r6927zo1_500_large.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/082/1/6/shinee_is_back_sexy_taemin_sherlock_03_by_l0vehcl-d4tni9a.gif
I love you.
The first one is really weird though – hate that outfit.
I’ll be out for like 5 minutes… watering plants or some shit like that.
5 minutes is all i need ! <3
and i know the first picture outfit is weird but it shows his chest !
Make an article about this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i25Etunsu40
I wish Koreans did more hard rock and back off the indie pop rock crap. this site wouldnt make an article about that but about kpop couples?
I don’t get it anymore, seems kpop is going down hill. Well it is becoming super boring and there is nothing to blog about.
I feel your pain, there is an article about teen top and not about this
Girl, I barely pay attention to the Korean media anymore, or any media for that matter. I am completely somewhere else. The only people I keep up with are SunnyHill, Block.B, BEG and IU.
New bands keep popping and I’m just like, “WTF are you doing Korea? Stop being delusional and stop corrupting those kids!!” Yeah.
I kind of like some indie bands from SK, but some them ARE ridiculous. Glen Check are super cool, so electro.
Pretty much BlockB and Neon Bunny for me. Most other groups can go away
OMG KYUNG’S AND B-BOMB’S TEASERS!!! GAAAHHHHH I CAN’T WAIT
Hard rock versions of K-pop is freaking beautiful. Haaa. <3
A sex tape next please.