So the whole plot of “POISON” revolves around a group of women, played by SECRET, trying to steal a gigantic ass diamond.
Women willing to do anything to acquire gigantic shiny things? Fucking shocker. Amirite?!
Anyway, it doesn’t even really matter, because the only thing the plot sets up is boner time for everybody. Good gracious, does it ever.
We all knew this was coming from the teaser, so there was already an expectation of sexy, but this concept was pretty surprising, even for me.
I mean, anytime you can make a female K-pop idol rub on her clit for a split second in a widely distributed music video and pass it off as choreography, you have to do it, right?
The sexual innuendo doesn’t stop with the Sunhwa clit dance though, as Hyosung comes through with the actually rather standard handjob dance.
While all of them look good, it’s Sunhwa and Hyosung that really seem to standout in this music video.
All in all, I loved the sexy dancing, the high production value of the whole affair, and the plot was actually rather entertaining, at least in the context of it being an excuse for SECRET to look hot while doing Prohibition Era cosplay.
Can’t wait for people to call them whores and sluts and all kinds of dumb shit because they danced sexy … oh wait, it’s already happening. Idiots.
I mean … like … literally. Start fucking, because maybe it would make you less cunty or dickish.