Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
So the whole plot of “POISON” revolves around a group of women, played by SECRET, trying to steal a gigantic ass diamond.
Women willing to do anything to acquire gigantic shiny things? Fucking shocker. Amirite?!
Anyway, it doesn’t even really matter, because the only thing the plot sets up is boner time for everybody. Good gracious, does it ever.
We all knew this was coming from the teaser, so there was already an expectation of sexy, but this concept was pretty surprising, even for me.
I mean, anytime you can make a female K-pop idol rub on her clit for a split second in a widely distributed music video and pass it off as choreography, you have to do it, right?
The sexual innuendo doesn’t stop with the Sunhwa clit dance though, as Hyosung comes through with the actually rather standard handjob dance.
While all of them look good, it’s Sunhwa and Hyosung that really seem to standout in this music video.
All in all, I loved the sexy dancing, the high production value of the whole affair, and the plot was actually rather entertaining, at least in the context of it being an excuse for SECRET to look hot while doing Prohibition Era cosplay.
Flawless.
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Can’t wait for people to call them whores and sluts and all kinds of dumb shit because they danced sexy … oh wait, it’s already happening. Idiots.
GET FUCKED!
I mean … like … literally. Start fucking, because maybe it would make you less cunty or dickish.
Potential for Best Kpop vid to date…..will confirm once I watch the vid and not just the GIFs
There are rare times where I think a K-pop girl group is actually sexy, but damn, those boobs made me a believer.
The song is awful and the dancing isn’t sexy, it’s trashy.
yea, some of the moves are just not flattering
clearly mad
Blasphemy!
enjoyed the video, hated the song.
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Tits and crotches – who needs classy? I want to watch bitches selling sex in kpop – it’s not like they can sell much more anyways.
That doesn’t sell sex to me though, that makes me think “god your legs look like they’re gonna snap and it seems to me like your pussy must be itchy and/or you’re just fine satisfying yourself”.
but it doesn’t help that I think they’re obnoxious in variety shows.
Of the few song I played for my non Kpop loving friends this is one they actually liked.
OH WELL THEN SHIT I MUST BE WRONG
no it’s a horrible song lol I should have put “imo” though. I thought the sax was obnoxious and in general it was repetitive (like pretty much every kpop song that’s come out this year).
I don’t see how it’s trashy.
To me, it looks cheap, like rather than thinking of a dance that fit the music they just decided to pull some typical stripper moves out, add in some extra touching, and go with it.
Newsflash, all idol dances are sexually suggestive crap.
LOL I’m more than aware and believe me, that’s not what I mind. I mean but they’re just really boiling stripper dance down to it’s most simplistic form here. Like, compare this to “Troublemaker” which was a really cool unique choreography with a lot of interesting, eye catching moves. This dance is LEGIT just like “pussy pop here.. pussy pop there.”
I think it’s honest. :o
I guess I can’t argue there? lol
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That made me cum all over my noodles.
it made my pussy fart
Girl, I can’t wait for your Bloom music video review and what you have to say about it ;)
I agree!!! I demand a review soon!!
Hyuna will shit icecream on their tits
http://www.allkpop.com/2012/10/hyuna-to-make-a-comeback-this-month-with-new-title-track-ice-cream
Ps. Where is Gain’s MV review
lol, the comments on allkpop, it’s alla bout how hyuna is a slut and bubble pop was wrong and dirty, lmao.
I remember you asking if anyone had a picture of Ren’s cum covered face. I did not come across such picture, but here is his… bulge, i guess.
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Did he gain weight?
If any weight was gained, it was in all of the right places.
The opening was a rip-off of Beyonce’s “Dance for me” :/ Girls are HOT but I feel like their songs all sound the same
I mean “Dance for you”, I didn’t know why the fuck I typed dance for me *cough*
I think they said it was supposed to be a parody of Beyonce’s.
Gain’s kitchen floor antics took it to another level
here’s hoping Hyunah outdoes them all
I don’t think Hyuna can out do that.
Never underestimate Hyuna. She’ll outpussy them all.
I really enjoyed the song, and the music video was entertaining as hell.
Also, I feel like no one gives secret enough credit for their dances, they’re actually as hard/if not harder than most guy group dances.
I mean, I’m learning this one right now and it’s tiring as FUCK.
Please record it and show us.
I know you’re underage but it’s just a choreography, right? So noone curr.
I’m trying to do the dance as well. Clit rub – harder than it looks.
Congratulations, Asian Junkie. You are the #1 and #2 search results for the term “Hyosung’s tits”:
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=hyosung's+tits
Shit nigga, I’m only third. :(
Try harder! You need even more pussy and boobays on your site.
Some SEO might help as well.
Congratulations! Now you can corrupt even more minds in your free time – which is actually like one of the goals in my life.
Hahaha, how fucking funny.
This fits better to the other article actually but I don’t give a shit.
I got curious and looked up “boobays” and “kpop”. The first thing that comes up is a fucking Teen Top tumblr (on German Google).
http://www.google.de/#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=boobays+kpop
Guess their penises are smaller than the jelly bean that Shindong is rocking.
Golly do i love you
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might be because of this: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/teen-top?before=1311655005
It started out okay but the song just gets boring before it reaches the middle. I wished they would have developed the sax line a little more rather than just repeat the same fucking thing over and over again.
agreed, kpop is so lazy when it comes to incorporating other genres. They take one simple melody then cut&paste all over the song
This. That sax annoyed the shit out of me.
The only thing I got out from this mv is boobs and pussy popping. The music itself is…meh.
This song was boring to me. And they are trying way too hard to be sexy.
“While all of them look good”
Zinger included?
Anyway, I liked the music video. Can’t say the same about the song…
Compared to how she usually looks, yes. Definitely an improvement.
Next time they should just use T-ara’s editing style for MVs as soon as they show Zinger’s face.
B-cups doesn’t do it for me.
Do you need d-cups to do it for you then?
How much boobage do you really need? B-Cup is perfect imo. The bigger they are the more they sag. Perky tits>>>>Big Saggy ones.
He likes them young so he doesn’t have to deal with saggy tits.
Also it’s nice to see some cleavage in Kpop – we’re like hungry animals, starving for some boobies because we’re usually not served any.
Nothing is wrong with natural sagging breast…and not those flapjacks tits found on 60 year olds
Al boobs are good really. Long as they are properly taken care of.
Yes
P*ssy popping and opening of the legs. YASS. SOLD! When are you going to review Ga-in’s Bloom? She always serves up the best mvs in K-pop; Irreversible is one of my favorite mvs EVER! Hyuna can stay basic, with her cellulite covered ass. Ga-in>>>>> Hyuna.
I still wonder why they didn’t edit that part in the Bubble Pop MV. Especially because in live performances it didn’t even seem like she had fucking cellulite.
Would you like to suck on my cellulite? It looks delicious when I wear hot pants.
Oh No_Min, I was waiting for you to catch wind of this post, and grace us with your glorious comments!
Yes, I will throw some peaches on that cellulite and make myself a cottage cheese plate, or maybe I’ll make some corn beef hash by slapping your ass till it’s red. Is your ass pasty and white enough to make this happen?
Oh, you bet. Korean idols would probably love to transplant the skin on my ass on their fucking faces, that’s how fucking white it is.
Also cellulite has never sounded tastier. Almost wants me to get more of it so you can nibble on all parts of my filthy body.
In that case bend over and prepare to get that ass skin grafted. Quite a few K-pop stars could benefit from this transplantation; even if your ass is covered in cellulite, it would still be an improvement. Daesung comes to mind. His body is yes, but his face is a no. With your pallor, moon crater ass skin wrapped around his face, a paper bag will no longer be necessary.
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ermahgerd her cellulite
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it was fine up until then, why the hell didn’t they just edit that shit out
and your guys’ talk has got me hungry ;)
*prepares anus* munch away.
YES! FINARRY! Thanks, IATFB.
Also wtf are you all talking about? Do you also complain when some bitch is “trying too hard” to suck or ride your filthy cock?
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I want to snuggle with Hyosung’s titties.
But Sunhwa is a nasty bitch, I like her clit dance though. Gonna try it out at the next company party. Getting a raise has never been easier.
Hah, the moment I saw this article, I thought of you, I knew you’d be happy.
And yes, Sunhwa just joined my “who-will-strip-at-my-bachelorette-party” list.
Also, I had a long, hard day, please talk dirty to me, that always makes me feel so much better.
My adorable little Tappy, I am always here to please your sexual needs.
Please select one of your male biases so I can create a short fanfiction for you. If you don’t decide in a specific time frame, I’ll just make one starring Taemin, Taecyeon and Yonghwa.
I can’t do Leeteuk, Shindong or Siwon though. I would just end up killing them right away cause they suck.
I pick Minho and Yonghwa. A little dirrrty fanfic would be great, today had to deal with my Foreign Policies greasy professor, who was staring at my ass for three hours straight.
I need to let off some steam with one of your colourful stories.
And oh god, I need to get laid.
@Everyone: This shit’s for Tappy. Feel free to ignore and skip the long ass comment (but kafkaf should read):
Fanfiction for Tappy – Part #1
Once upon a time, a little girl named Tappy was walking down the street on her way home from school.
Little did she know that serial raper No_Min was just behind the corner, waiting in a dark alley to attack her small body. The perverted butt rapist was already plotting to add Tappy to her collection of hot people that she had kept in her torture basement for several weeks, slowly dying from the sexual abuse and the dirty rotten raw pig feet she daily gave them for food. Oh, how her pants got wet at the thought of touching the little girls body in the most fucked up ways possible. The coochie juice from the sudden horniness rapidly found its way through No_Min’s jeans and underwear, signaling her she was ready to attack.
As Tappy walked by the dark alley, not paying attention to the alarming smell of unwashed pussy, she was thinking about her dirty Professor Siwon checking out her sexy ass for half of the day.
„What a greasy asshole that guy is“, she thought before she felt a sudden pain in the area of her buttocks. When sexy Tappy finally realized what was going on, she started feeling dizzy from something pressed onto her mouth. „Too bad it’s not a fucking penis that’s being pushed into my mouth“, was the last thing she remembers from the surprise buttsex she had to experience that day.
As she slowly opened her eyes, she noticed the sweet smell of sweaty balls and bloody anuses in the dark room. „Where has the surprise butt rapist brought me?“, she said to herself but the moment she finished her sentence she heard quiet but really erotic whimpers from one of the corners. When her eyes got used to the darkness, she was able to see a naked man, curled up in a corner, shaking from either pain or fear. She couldn’t help but notice that he was a sexy motherfucker.
Being the perverted bitch she is, she wanted to get closer to him to touch his silky skin. Unfortunate for her, a door opened as soon as she was about to become a surprise butt rapist herself.
She got blinded by the light that came from the well-lit room and was only able to see the outline of a woman and what seemed to be a guy she was holding on a leash.
„Who… who are you?“, said little Tappy in a soft voice. Sucking that imaginary dick when she was attacked must have fucked up her voice.
„ME IS KAFKAF, LOL!“, the woman dressed in a latex outfit snorted. „KAFKAF IS BRINGING BACK SECOND VICTIM OF TODAY, LOLOL.“
The fucking adorable domina threw the guy she was holding on the floor, kicked him in the stomach and squirted a fountain of awesomeness on him before she left, closing the door behind her.
„The fuck should I do now?“, cried little Tappy in desperation.
Fanfiction for Tappy – Part #1 – The End
I am so in love, I can’t even! So touched!
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And KafKaf, is there too, I’m going to die of happiness! And how can you cut at such an interesting moment? So curious what’s going to happen next! Maybe Taemin splashing around in you juice?
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How about you get a new part every day – if IATFB doesn’t ban me for spaming his articles with stupid shit all the time.
This way you will have something to look forward to.
And nothing could be better payment than seeing Taemin’s face (well, seeing his penis would be better but he didn’t do me the favour of getting undressed yet). Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to include him in this little story for you.
the next part, please.
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I love your Hungarian ass, taro. Thanks for the beautiful pictures.
It’s not actually wine he is drinking on that picture, it’s period blood I have collected for him – since mine wasn’t enough, I had to milk the neighbour’s dog.
Part #2 will follow tomorrow.
I’m looking forward to tomorrow, then. In the meantime, I noticed Taemin’s gif are becoming some sort of currence here, so I guess:
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And if you only knew how much I love you. Both.
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i can wait until tomorrow
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Tap for you:
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@Taro
Oh you!
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Tap, you are sweet, and you saved my day
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never in my life would i have thought that i would be given the chance to have a fanfic written about me…. BY NO_MIN!!!!!
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^ me. the whole time
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and is that my future job? if so, i’m excited
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I demand a chance with Siwon- i’ll bring him to our side
@tappy
i’m touched that you’re happy my tappy ;)
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@tappy and taro
TATA IS REEEEAAAALLLL
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LET US CONTINUE ON WITH THIS REVOLUTIONARY FANFIC THAT IS SO POWERFUL, NATIONS END WAR, PEACE IS FOUND AMONG MEN, AND WHEN FUTURE GENERATIONS ASK WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HOPE, STRENGTH, AND UNITY THAT SHALL COME FROM THIS FANFIC, ALL WILL KNOW AND SAY NOTHING BUT, “an insanely sexified beast and her minions”
yes men, let us continue onward…. TO GLORY
Please let my ass get raped next.
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Ahahaha, kafkaf. You’re fucking awesome, you bitch. You should be writing this stupid fanfic! Your literary outpourings are fantastic, beautiful, orgasmic and make my pussy explode from all the fucked up gloriousness.
Don’t worry Melo_R0 – already have a sick role in mind for you. For taro as well.
So much hotness.
If Secret starts to release clips on how to workout your vag I’m solid
beyonce can’t beat that shit
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Nope.
This will never be considered sexy by me.
Cheap.
So all pop is cheap then?
The sax gets annoying really fast but I’ve grown to deal with it. And Secret look fantastic! Wow! :o
Can you please review Ga-in’s music video “Blooming”?
She just became my favorite person, any woman that loves to masturbate is a friend of mine :)
She might or not masturbate, but I think the song was about the passage of the wonderful world of womanhood, the sensuality of sexual intercourse with a man… am I thinking too deeply into this?
Reading how other people are analyzing it, I think people are reading too much into it.
Oh well.
Nah, it was about having an orgasm. That’s pretty much it.
I guess people have different opinions.
…I give up.
RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!