Big Bang's Seungri was probably on a coke bender on Twitter, is a spammer on allkpop

Posted by: IATFB on 11/19/2012 in K-Entertainment 65 Comments

Big Bang‘s Seungri now has a Twitter account, and he’s since sent out around 100 tweets in under 24 hours.

Welcome to the amazing day of a potentially fucked up Seungri on Twitter.

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First, he tries to convince everybody that’s he’s legit for a couple dozen tweets … including his own company.

It’s all to practice English, he swears!

Apparently he’s a fan of the way Jimmy Fallon speaks the language.

After that, he moves on to decrying all the impostors of him.

What makes this awesome is that in order to find all these accounts, you know he’s sitting there drunk and/or high as fuck and searching “Seungri” on Twitter.

Next he admits that he’s drunk off … Red Bull. Sure, bro, a Red Bull bender.

It’s okay, man, you’re in America now, celebrities tweeting while shitfaced is totally in.

Apparently he also finds the time to request that his fan sites not use weird pictures of him.

Like this?

Then he started to post pictures of … himself. Like … not personal pictures, but like stock promotional pictures, which was fucking hilarious.

So apparently, not only does he go around searching for himself on Twitter and requesting fan sites that they make him look better, but he saves pictures of himself on his computer.

There are more instances of this here, here, here, and here.

Oh yeah, he ran game at Misa Campo. Good taste.

This begs the question though: Will she get the towel treatment or is she a special lady?

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BONUS!

He apparently also went on allkpop to spam their comment section in an attempt to let everybody know that his account is legit.

God, this is fucking awesome. Hopefully his Twitter account doesn’t get neutered, because it’s an awesome follow at the present, and it’s revealing Seungri as more awesome than I ever thought he would be.

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65 comments

  1. IATFB
    11/19/2012 at 10:35 PM

    This made me fucking day.

  2. liley
    11/19/2012 at 10:43 PM

    Praise be to Seungri.

    I ove how legit distressed he was that there re a bunch of fake seungri accounts on twitter.

    It’s ok bby. you can take some of that stress out on me. a little choking …….

  3. icrawledoutofthesea
    11/19/2012 at 11:09 PM

    Uh-oh – left unsupervised again!

    Was that really him on allkpop? I saw a few of his messages earlier and presumed it was an imposter pissing about.

    I really love that man.

  4. Ana
    11/20/2012 at 12:23 AM

    Even if it were an impostor, he/she sure captured the essence of Seungri…lol

  5. ohforshow
    11/20/2012 at 12:37 AM

    He must be really bored somewhere… LOL.

  6. Anti Kpop-Fangirl
    11/20/2012 at 12:55 AM

    I won’t believe it’s Seungri until he starts dissing black people.

  7. lex
    11/20/2012 at 1:52 AM

    This trollop needs to release more solo music. He’s the only one I care about in BIGBANG.

  8. Minahmyu
    11/20/2012 at 2:54 AM

    *doesn’t know a Misa Campo and probably won’t google/care* Now he may seem like the type to actually reply to fans/people… that’s a +1. I like Taeyang, but he’s too much of a tryhard on twitter ;_; All people gotta do is see if Taeyang & GD follows him and it’ll be really legit (but I know many times group members don’t do that) or see if some JPN/KRN celebs do~

    • hunny
      11/20/2012 at 3:06 AM

      misa campo > every1 in kpop, all you need to know.

    • IATFB
      11/20/2012 at 5:23 AM

      YG Entertainment’s Twitter follows him.

    • DeeDee
      11/20/2012 at 5:28 AM

      ygent official twitter started to follow him almost immediately, now Dara, Tablo and Psy follow him too, so it seems legit. Taeyang was on twitter though but didn’t follow or reply to him, lol

  9. Tap
    11/20/2012 at 3:05 AM

    He’s like a bottomles source of pure entertainment.
    That twitter rant makes me think of that Flo Rida video you posted some time ago, you know, where we all almost died of second-hand embarassment.
    And who’s Misa Campo?

  10. mermaid8321
    11/20/2012 at 4:07 AM

    I think,… I think Im falling in LOVE with him,lmao.. Hes sooo funny on twitter I started following him yesterday and when he called out that one imposter telling him to take his mask off I died laughing! I love that hes showing his personality thru twitter. I also follow Taeyang but Seungri is so funny I think hes becoming my bias!!!

  11. NotSoRaven
    11/20/2012 at 4:34 AM

    It’s like a rainbow coming out of a unicorn’s ass.

    This is pure gold.

  12. milkywhituskinned
    11/20/2012 at 5:03 AM

    Holy shit fuckign Seungri what the fuck Jesus im gonna pee
    you know I always kinda wonder how would he behave on twitter but I never thought he would go this far

  13. DeeDee
    11/20/2012 at 5:15 AM

    I can’t decide if it’s the worst or the best twitter ever, I had too much fun combined with severe secondhand embarrassment. Also he posted his first 70+ tweets between 4am and 7am in Vegas and I was pretty sure he was drunk or smth, now I’m not so sure anymore… I like his picture with the ladies though, looks like he doesn’t give a fuck about his scandal, first Anna Kubo now this chick (both are pretty hot btw).
    I wonder what his agency thinks about his twitter. You know, so many k-celebreties fucked up their career through twitter lately, I’m a bit worried

    • Jazzy
      11/20/2012 at 10:46 AM

      Probably just as worried since hes known for saying dumb things. GD and Teayang have both said they worry everytime he opens his mouth and now the dudes got a twitter lol. But yeah I feel the same as you I think its funny but then feel embarrassed at the same time because I really don’t think he realizes how he sounds to others. Like with Flo-rida, Im pretty sure he thought he was being cool.

  14. JoshuaGraham
    11/20/2012 at 5:23 AM

    haha I’m loving this guy. I wish more korean idols were like him on twitter!

  15. kafkaf
    11/20/2012 at 5:35 AM

    He’s such a little trouble making shit and I LOVE IT

  16. KPanda
    11/20/2012 at 7:01 AM

    8′D He reminded me why he was my bias. I was cry-laughing at this last night.

  17. Schizo_phrenia
    11/20/2012 at 8:28 AM

    lol I need to make a twitter account just to follow him :D

    • thatbecray
      11/20/2012 at 11:54 AM

      i made a twitter account just to follow jonghyun that troll no regrets. someone made the comment that jonghyun and seungri need to have a twitter whore war, and i can think of nothing more entertaining

      • DeeDee
        11/20/2012 at 12:25 PM

        I read Jonghyun’s twitter translations occasionally, he’s hilarious, I wonder why he’s not a variety star or something. But his twitter is entirely in Korean, Seungri made his “To Study English” so it’s double win, at least I can understand (or not) what he’s trying to say

      • AGNS
        11/20/2012 at 6:57 PM

        i remember when Jonghyun held a Minho PS Competition and asked his followers to contribute. that was some amazing and glorious trollfuckery there.

  18. Ren's cookie
    11/20/2012 at 9:13 AM

    I wish I had as much free time as he does. I’ll just sit and wait for him to upload the wrong picture, maybe he too went to visit IU when she was sick

  19. Cekay
    11/20/2012 at 10:21 AM

    I saw this last night on the allkpop forums, haha!
    Seungri is awesome.

  20. JungKi
    11/20/2012 at 11:03 AM

    Omfg, I can’t stop laughing.

  21. mermaid8321
    11/20/2012 at 11:53 AM

    o and his diary updates are pretty funny too-http://bigbangupdates.com/tag/seung-chans-diary#axzz2CXNiCpZv

  22. so tired
    11/20/2012 at 12:44 PM

    so proud of him, I’m choking back my tears

  23. R-D
    11/20/2012 at 12:46 PM

    I usually dont like being on twitter but now im kinda excited to see how all of this is gonna go down .

  24. No_Min
    11/20/2012 at 1:36 PM

    I am actually too drubnk to comment right now but I have to say this,

    I signed up on Twittr just so I could follow this asshole. He moved up my list of people I want to bang a lot since his little choking scandal. I fucking knew he was awesome.

    I sent him this gidf, asking him if he minds if we mastuarbte to it: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dhqe3Sgf1r0zoavo1_250.gif

    No answer yet, though. I hope he gets durnk one day and feels like commenting my tweet in a perverted way so this blows up into a scnadal.

    Mission to troll Siwon’s dad on Twitter failed, let’s hope this one will work out.

  25. mochi
    11/20/2012 at 2:37 PM

    https://twitter.com/ForvictoRi/status/271022089715216388

    Oppa is now suicidal because BB doesn’t reply to him

  26. iamtired
    11/20/2012 at 2:58 PM

    He just shot up to the top of my bigbang bias list.

  27. NOcomment
    11/20/2012 at 7:10 PM

    Seungri seems like doesn’t give a fuck about anything. I’m still trying to figure out why was he in Vegas? I can imagine him having prostitutes in his hotel room.

    Misa Campo replied to one of his tweets saying, I’m YOUR fan and we need to hangout. So… I guess Seungri tapped that. Lucky him, lucky him.

  28. DeeDee
    11/20/2012 at 7:51 PM

    I spend way too much time checking his twitter but it’s fucking worth it.
    Btw, his twitter was verified. His last tweet to Tablo is one very hard riddle: “@blobyblo To the World ! Hyong!! I m U!!! hyong N hyungsu!”. I still have no clue what he tried to say here

  29. Melo_R0
    11/20/2012 at 10:44 PM

    Bahahahahaha this was so hilarious. Such a fucking troll, those comments on allkpop slayed me. Well I’ll be choked while fornicating and thrown a towel, I think Seungri may be my new bias…. well not really but almost! hahaha

  30. Nemo
    11/21/2012 at 8:43 AM

    I FUCKING LOVE SEUNGRI

  31. breakYourNaughty
    11/21/2012 at 9:21 AM

    This is some stellar shit. When are we gonna see the new job posting at YG? Wanted: Personal assistant. Must be adept at hogtying and mopping up spunk and other PR messes.

  32. KristyK
    11/21/2012 at 9:43 AM

    Hahahaha His Twitter account is glorious!

  33. TheJadeBullet
    11/21/2012 at 4:03 PM

    I cannot get over this. I’ve been laughing for the for the past 20 minutes and it’s impossible to stop because this shit is just too fucking golden XD maybe I should seriously make a twitter account now, it’d actually serve some purpose.

  34. DeeDee
    11/21/2012 at 4:58 PM

    Fuck no, he deleted all this glorious shit(
    His twitter looks like normal twitter now (except his info)

  35. veryhappy
    11/22/2012 at 2:11 AM

    hope he post a picture of his dick by mistake

  36. CheesyChua
    11/22/2012 at 2:58 PM

    Lol. He mustve spent all night deleting all those. Cause now it’s only 9.

    • DeeDee
      11/22/2012 at 9:26 PM

      I feel like somebody in yg got him under control unfortunately((
      His last tweet was suspiciously good

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