Anyway, seriously, KARA‘s HaragaveBEAST‘s Junhyung a kitten for his birthday, which wouldn’t be newsworthy at all to me if it didn’t allow for the opportunity to make this pun.
You should meet me in the dark. My beautiful hazel eyes are glowing like the burnt asshole of a baby kitten that has been raped by Junhyung’s peach and garlic flavoured penis at full moon.
I really feel like banging you. For some reason I can already feel your pounding penis against my migraine suffering forehead.
Hara is a scary looking chick. I wouldn’t want to see her in the dark
You should meet me in the dark. My beautiful hazel eyes are glowing like the burnt asshole of a baby kitten that has been raped by Junhyung’s peach and garlic flavoured penis at full moon.
I really feel like banging you. For some reason I can already feel your pounding penis against my migraine suffering forehead.
Haha Oh No_Min
Of all the ideas in this comment it’s the combo of peach and garlic that will haunt me the longest.
I drank home brewed peach liquor after having a garlic orgy at dinner. That should explain.
Apparently, it’s “expensive, high quality” pussy, too.
Hara looks like her pussy is as tight as the 7 year old asshole of a midget from middle-earth.
The puns! They hurt! They hurt!
I like Hara’s break-my-neck-please chic she showed in that Esquire shoot.
http://static.allkpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121227_hara_esquire1.jpg
Lol @ Korean netizen: “I think the guy’s chest is bigger than Goo Hara’s”:
http://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com/2012/12/positive-dump-yang-hyun-suk-jo-in-sung.html
Was it really worth it?
goddamn shit son of a bitch!
She should just have given him what he loves the most in this world: coke.
Juncoke is real, bitches!
The one and only real OTP in B2ST.
I can hear JunSeob and JunSeung shippers crying. lol
I’m so happy of rubbing Hara in their faces.
They were becoming as annoying and delusional as Yunjae, Jongkey, Eunhae, Daragon, OpparMe etc.
Aigoo….but….but oppar and I are really dating.
Wae you don’t believe me? I bet you jelly. Dx
shippers are the craziest and sometimes the most entertaining part of k-pop
The real headline should be:
“Hara Buys Herself a Kitten – Gives it To Her Boyfriend to Take Care of It for Her”
I see you have met Girls.
Symbolism for the words “remember last night?”