Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
SM Entertainment has released the dance teaser for SNSD‘s chicken-head anthem “I Got A Boy“. It’s nothing special given that only one member of the group can dance, and these girls have a great deal of trouble keeping in time with one another, but the song sounds hot and it shows three different looks for the girls, all of which look sorta the same – with caps, shades, and Nike Dunks being passed around.
One thing that’s beyond me though is how Tiffany got a boy when her waist is THAT stiff. She makes C-3PO look like the queen of twerk.
I cannot wait to see the full routine to this song, because I just know Tiffany is going to be moving like a tank and that I’m going to love every second of it – because I’m fucked up like that.
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SNSD’s ghetto-colorful concept, which looks like these girls were bukkake victims to a family-pack of Skittles and a Jeremy Scott pop-up store, is also derivative. Look, we have all been bystanders to K-pop running the trend into the ground for years, and f(x) have already been there, done that, and bought that XXXL T-shirt for Amber.
You can see Sunny and Hyoyeon in particular are LOVING their new looks. They’ve already reached out to black girls in Korea on me2day and set up a Facebook event to meet them so that they can hang out like REAL homegirls. I really do hope SM have these girls perform “I Got A Boy” on the Late Show With David Letterman so Sunny can shout-out, “Where my ni**as at?!”
I’m not too sold on the look/concept, but I’m already on the verge of loving the song.
I’m sorry to ask that, but which one is Tiffany?
She’s the one with the hard-core street cred.
The one the far right who can work her waist or her chest. I thought Jessica was stiff, but damn…Tiffany ain’t got NO moves.
Tiffany looks like one of those arrogant high school bitches who’ll end up working at Dunkin’ Donuts after getting pregnant from a jock. Possible meth addiction in the future is also highly possible.
This is at least how I would picture her if she didn’t end up with SNSD.
What were you in high school?
The perverted one.
The stalker perverted one?
Thanks, I have no idea why I haven’t learned all of their names yet. Damn, I even know every EXO member (idk how that happened, I don’t care about them much and haven’t watched any shows with them), why I can’t remember top kpop group’s faces
DeeDee… I think we need to talk about this.
Knowing the names of all EXO members. This is serious.
bitch you got something to say about my sexy children?
Yes, my lovable little cunt. I will make sure to destroy their little bodies before serving them to you. Because I love your crazy ass.
It is not tolerable that Kai got to suck Taemin’s dick and I will never get the chance.
Yeah, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I was pretty shocked when I was rewatching one of their MV’s recently and was like: “That’s Xiumin. And that’s Tao. That’s Chen… Crap, how do I know all of them???”. I also know that Lay is a unicorn, Tao loves Gucci and HunHan is the most popular pairing. Damn, I hate myself right now
LOL, I know all EXO-M’s names and hate myself for it too! Just imagine, maybe some day we’ll both be there at an airport watching them arrive; surrounded by the sweaty, greasy horror that is the EXO fandom.
I don’t know anybody in EXO-K except Kai though. I do have SOME standards.
Don’t worry it sneaks up on you. I realized the other day, I finally figured out who is who in SNSD and I ask myself 2 questions – How? and Why?
You know Exo’s members because of their members IYKWIM, I just know/care about Tao I love the way he moves that long and hard stick of him
I’m so happy this was the first comment cause it instantly answered my only question. They all look alike. Like An explosion of rainbow diarrhea.
Agreed.
LMAO
I hope that’s just made-for-the-teaser music and not the actual song – because it sounds awful.
I like the little hyperactive synth riff… Reminds me of a hyper version of Ciara’s ‘Goodies’. Of course the song won’t be that good, though.
Maybe that boy knocked her up and her back hurts?
Apparently the “Boy” is a white redneck douche:
http://okpopgirls.rebzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/SNSD-I-Got-a-Boy-Teaser.jpg
The fuck is that shit lol
Damn, that drawing is so ugly. And what’s wrong with her (is it Hyogre?) fake nails? That long blue one on her right hand and two on her thumb and middle finger on left hand are unstuck
Seems like one on her right thumb is unstuck too. Wtf, what was she doing with her hands that her nails are falling and why they didn’t fix them
DUDE. Apparently the boy in question is Nintendo’s Paperboy.
They win points from me for the legit-ness of that reference lol.
I want to put my stiff in her
Yuri knows how to work this choreography.
I want to play monopoly inside her anus so bad.
She makes SNSD fapworthy. The other bitches simply suck.
Sing it, sister!
Only 5 members of SNSD are good at dancing.
Whenever they participate in those “dance battle” shows, they almost always leave out Tiffany, Jessica, Sunny, and Taeyeon.
Thank god the girls that are out can sing.
since when could Tiffany sing?
and Sica used to dance a lot better, don’t know what happened there — after their debut they didn’t bother having her dance as much anymore.
U deaf? She’s at times pitchy but her runs, not every young thing can do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pDARIlFvx8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnbUdH8GufY
yeah no.
Her voice annoys me – perhaps it’s personal preference or bias or something but there is something lack luster about her voice. The video from 08 was far better than her cover/butchering of Rolling in the Deep. Much like the rest of SNSD, her voice has become strained/over worked.
And yes, I am deaf in one ear, thank you very much. ^^
Deaf pride wooo…..
Now that’s another thing. If your talking about annoying voices, the number one has to be jessica for me. She just sounds soooooooo nasally. Don’t like it at all. Of all the girls I only like Tayeon’s voice but yes, there are more that can sing. That is fact and I ain’t even a sone.
Hmm…the beats alright but then the song itself is going to craptastic — either that or they got the best part of the song and posted it as a teaser again, just like they did with the Boys teaser.
Anyway, they look like utter shit. Yuri and Hyo and Sunny can pull it off, everyone else –eck. Now if only Sunny could do something about that awful hair, then I’ll be happy.
Bleurgh! This song sounds butt-ugly to me. And the MV looks hopelessly corny and predictable. Yawn.
Agree! This concept lacks total originality. And I don’t like how the song sounds either. Maybe it will get better? Lol
But have you SEEN the teaser? A GUY holds JESSICA’s HAND.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5g0l93F2g
Haha, nice one!
I know something else that’s stiff as fuck.
Your neck.
Well anything is better than their previous penguin-kitchen glove ensemble.
This colorful vomit concept has basically passed from Shinee to f(x) and now SNSD. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s in EXO’s future.
Pretty sure I’m going to hate the song… and that kind of looks is dated, really :/ SM could’ve been done much better with their #1 group
Btw did anyone see Tiff’s face in their drama teaser? Her face doesn’t fucking move, man O___O WTF happened? I’m seeing a future Bom in her tbh
Yes – her face had a Bom-like creepiness in that teaser:
http://youtu.be/wUOff7gSFpo?t=41s
I think the girls are too old for this crap. I am not calling them geriatric, but why are Kpop “concepts” so gimmicky. Why can’t they just be a freaking singing girl group. Why does every group, every comeback need a new concept. The whole thing looks forced and lame.
At this point, I wonder if the girls are just counting down to when they can bag their own actor or chaebol and retire into the sunset.
Agreed. They should just stick to their “mature” look. I mean, seeing them prancing around in clothing that’s meant for teenagers doesn’t make me comfortable.
As soon as I saw Taeyeon in a snapback with a do-rag, I knew this was some kind of fuckery.
ROFL
yeah… I like her and all, but this is just..
https://i.minus.com/ioEhzvB2znHQn.gif
lol
I really think the intro is the same beat as G dragons Crayon. A higher pitch maybebut its very similar, its really buggin me. WAAHHHH
They all look awkward as fuck trying to do that “hip-hop” style kind of dance. (except maybe Hyoyeon and Yuri). I just don’t like it.
Wow. Sunny. What the fuck. No. God, it’s official: Sunny is now the ugly one in SNSD. The craptastic hair and outfits used to he given to hyogre, now with the plastic surgery, Sunny’s moved to the bottom. Sad, since she used to be damn adorable.
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/6263/datdancingkween.gif
Another fine example of Tiffany, kpop’s dancing queen.
She looks like a chicken.
Mwahahahhaha. Best fucking thing I have seen all week.
I’m glad to have brought you entertainment, No_Min Empress.
So…stiff… So hypnotically stiff…
Oh how I love you for this
Everytime I watch the teaser I just have the best epilepsy ever, so I still can’t say for sure what kind of dancing is going on or who is good at it.
As far as this concept being original, I mean basically every artist is doing this “I got barfed on by a glittery hip-hop rainbow unicorn” type of style so they’re no more unoriginal than most other music groups in korea or in america imo.
And HOW can anyone have a problem with Tiffany being stiff like a boner!? That’s some signature SNSD SHIT.
Yeah, but they never used to do that.
Figured they were above it.
I dunno. If this starts being the norm with them I’ll be skeptical.
While Hyoyeon’s waist is doing the most for everyone’s stiffness.
omfg <3 http://25.media.tumblr.com/61d0a601f0d1d649abb38ff8a637f6d9/tumblr_mfvkj7MJis1rlh4hao1_250.gif
Hyoyeon’s hips and waist >>>>>>>>>>>>
She knows what time it is. Because weren’t nobody caring about her 2 step and body pop in the middle of “Genie”.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/971f67c1c9824ee57de8015555b7794c/tumblr_mfrg13FozG1rtqyhso1_r1_500.gif
Hyoyeon + Yuri = Hyori :o
Uh…. I believe IATFB owns exclusive rights to the :o smiley.
You can’t legally use it without his permission.
I gave him nude pics of LMJ for the right to use :o
Gotta admit Hyoyeon is looking better than ever! Even in these horrid outfits. As far as hair & makeup I’m glad she finally made up with her stylists!
I find it hilarious that before, no one gave a shit about Hyoyeon’s fug styling, but once she got makeover’d with plastic surgery for The Boys, suddenly there were fucks to.be given.
Sunny must have done something unforgivable to her stylists.
SM’s stylists have been on a mission to make Sunny look like the hottest mess in the group since “The boys”. I think they do it to try and prove a point, seeing as she’s the only member of the group who actually eats food.
Meanwhile Yuri confounds her agency and proves that it is in fact possible to do a dance without being drenched in rainbow vomit.
http://youtu.be/Marmv-O_QN8
Although they look rather under-rehearsed there . . .
or not dressed much…. kidding. even though unrehearsed, this perf is totally wayyyy better than 90% of the latin dance perfs of other idols. (the choreography played up her strengths).
minho looks like he’s wearing heels, btw. but oh, can his hips work too.
I was watching Jessica and Tiffany dance the whole time to see who would be the funniest, and the winner goes to…
Happy New Year! Now can we talk about what a shitty, messy, piece of fuckery this song is?
<3
We analyzed it in the chat already. The conclusion was that it sucks really fucking bad and most of them look shitty.
But the choreo is nice. Would be even nicer if most of them could actually pull it off.
Aw, I miss all the fun things.
I was hoping it wouldn’t suck, but HOLY SHIT – it might be the worst K-pop song ever.
Not a bad song. Not their best for sure, but it is different for once.
This song is worse than The Boys
Yuri looks really good though. I only looked at her the whole time (how did I even manage that is beyond me).