Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
So SNSD has an epic comeback planned that will predictably score them all-kills galore and chart domination regardless of whether the song/album blows or not because it’s SNSD. However, their group teaser for “I Got A Boy” is just weird.
Yes, that’s a dead unicorn. Yes, their group teaser picture clothes looks like they just came out of The Salvation Army. Yes, it looks like their individual teaser picture clothes were inspired by a viewing of “I Love The 80s” on VH1.
Really though, I just can’t take them at face value when they try serious concepts. Like I don’t mind the diva concepts, but whenever they flip the switch and try to be street or seductive or whatever … well … we all see what happens.
PETA makes love to fake unicorns.
I would like a dragon’s skin on the wall.
I would like Jessica’s skin on the wall
In case you decide you’d rather fuck it than skin it.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/11-animals-both-real-and-mythical-that-you-can-h
I would be very afraid of a woman who has those things
I think I can hear No_Min laughing.
I certainly hope so!
Hyoyeon can get it
I would pay $7.29 to smell Hyoyeon kitty kat at 6am….I wouldn’t mind waking up to that fresh scent
I blame Jeremy Scott for this. Even if wasn’t involved, I’m still gonna blame him.
That is a hideous look for Taeyeon
100% agree. It was so bad it actually distracted me from the fact that the stylists decided to turn Sunny’s head into a tennis ball.
I feel like they were going for ugly anime character hair. But yes it is groce.
Pulling it off: Yuri (like woah), Sooyoung, and Tiffany.
Everybody else is pretty much screwed.
Tiffany in that group picture look like Bom….
Seobot’s body in the individual shot looks amazing. Her face is still as bland as ever though.
MTE
Blackjacks probably see this as an act of war.
lol
Too.much.color.
In this version of the group photo:
http://ezgdmrll.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/10_girlsgeneration_02.jpg?w=522&h=392
Yuri looks joyful as she’s about to hit the unicorn in the head for the final kill.
Hyoyeon is taking a rather unnatural interest in seeing whether it’s a boy or a girl unicorn. I guess it’s a boy one, hence, ‘I got a boy.’
They wrote, ‘Generation,’ on the wall in unicorn blood?!?
My god these girls are so evil.
I’m not going to be able to watch this MV while wearing pants.
CL is gonna be so pissed. They’ve destroyed her pet unicorn.
Hmmm. Maybe that is the metaphor. They’re ‘slaying’ 2NE1 (the unicorn):
http://www.mtvk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2NE1-jeremy-scott-cl-unicorn-dress.jpg
Touche
I wonder how Taeyeon feels about this.
I get more of a PINK collection from Victoria Secret type style out of this …
My girl loves the cheekie underwear from VS.
Have you guys forgot how TTS album jacket photos went? This concept looks normal compared to that
I would actually like it if the music video involved them killing unicorns in 80s throwback garb.
I would greatly appreciate if they included an actual boy in the MV for once, so many ‘Boys’ titles but no dicks? SM, at least give them a dildo or something, fuck.
M.T.E.
ew ew ew ew ew ew at Taeyeon’s hair. Looks like Eric Nally
Its’s like Jem, Rainbow Brite, and My Little Pony on Ecstasy! My God it’s beautiful
So like half of them are essentially only wearing a bra and showing lots of skin. I’m not complaining (but I’m also not enjoying their ugly fake tattoos), but they’re wearing things that Hyuna, G.Na, etc. style, so we can call them all slutty right? ;) A fandom is gonna come after me with pitchforks and torches…
Of course not, because HyunA’s a whore.
Obviously.
“IT’S NOT A BRA, IT’S A CROPPED CORSET OMG GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!1!”
lols.
So they’re just a bunch of Hyunas. But no one’s going to think that because they’re SNSD, and they’re PERFECT.
Sadly, yes.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxetdxZGnz1qacl76.gif
Oh God. NO. I freakin hate this colorful fashion style.
ON EVERYBODY.
And the blue contact lenses creep me out. Specially in Yoona’s pic.
The only one here who looks perfect IMO is Yuri.
Also, what the fuck were SONEs smoking while saying in 6theory about Sooyoung putting weight and being curvy in this comeback. As much as I love her face, she is forever a freakin walking lollipop.
As someone already said, Seohyun’s body (not face) looks amazing.
And OMFG Taeyeon. Guuurl, what the hell they did to you? (something in that horrible look reminds me of G-Druggin) But nevermind, I still like you a lot.
No comment about the rest.
For once Sunny and Taeyon got the worse look for a comeback.
I couldn’t even tell that Sunny’s single shot was her.
I never thought I would say this but two of the most forgotten members e.g. Yuri and Sooyoung are really giving this vibe of sexpot. The rest of them and especially Yoona are freakin’ ridiculous.
It’s the damn blue contacts, it doesn’t look good on anyone.
I feel like all the managers and stylists got together with the mission to make sure there was no conceivable Hyoyeon would look like a hot pile of garbage for this single lol.
*no conceivable way bleh.
Not going to lie, I actually LOVE it. It’s like trashy-idol pop.
As we all know the teasers don’t have shit to do with the real shit, and the song will be either The boys on reverse or a song so effing random that only SNSD can make it popular
And . . . A video teaser has been released.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/wUOff7gSFpo
Hyoyeon bitchslapping her date for presumably being late is hilarious.
Once again the teaser has nothing to do with the song…. Why am I not surprised
Most of the time, I’m happy that SME does this because the “concept photos” of their idols tend to be horrible in my opinion.
SNSD used to be an exception.
They truly fucked up Sunny and Taeyeon’s look. Like really fucked it up. Everybody else was irrelevant to me except for Sooyoung, Jessica, and Hyoyeon and Yuri. The dramatic teaser looks like serial killers before their first murder…Oh SM when will you learn?
They stole the unicorn from North Korea.
This makes CRAYON look nice and awesome.
I swear, 2012 is the year K-pop decides to give us seizures.