Are we even sure Kuroki Meisa was ever pregnant?

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So Kuroki Meisa recently had a baby with Jin Akanishi in like September, and I know celebrities bounce-back fast because being in shape is basically their job, but holy shit, I don’t think there was even ever one shot released where she was looking anything but flawless.

Last we saw, I was joking about a conspiracy theory that she wasn’t even pregnant, and now here she is with Bradley Cooper getting compliments from him a few months after a baby crawled out of her vagina.

Meisa’s pimp hand is so strong, doe.

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Also, Bradley Cooper is good looking and stuff. Although sometimes when his hair gets out of control, he reminds me of that “My Hair Is A Bird, Your Argument Is InvalidNicholas Cage meme.

39 comments

  1. Key to being in shape:

    Take pictures of your SO’s shoes and then run from angry fangirls

  2. Fuck all the other hot couples, including Rain + Kim Tae Hee.

    These 2 together would be the couple of the decade. I love Bradley Cooper and would let him eat me out even if my vagina was so infected that I would have to suffer unbearable pain for weeks.

    And Kuroki Meisa… just look at that bitch. She slays most other women.

    I’m gonna watch Hangover 1+2 tonight and try not to get horny.

  3. My first impression of this article was that Kuroki Meisa had had Bradley Cooper’s baby, and my first thought was “that’s probably a damn good-looking baby.”

  4. Well she’s in that new taiga so it makes sense for her to get in shape. Plus she’s rich and her husband ain’t doing anything so….. gives her plenty of time to spend with her sexy personal male coach *nods* But eh….. people said the same thing about Beyonce but I mean… she craps out more money than MeiJin combined (not even including Jay-Z’s earnings) so of course she can get back to shape! (if… Beyonce was reeeeeeeeeeally preggers as they claim)

  5. She’s def gorgeous but ppl shouldn’t be so surprised when pregnant women go back to looking normal again after pregnancy. Sure, it doesn’t always happen like that but it happens enough to the point where we shouldn’t be amazed by it.

  6. Even a fat Meisa Kuroki would be hotter than 99% of the women on this planet.

  7. Bradley Cooper is gorgeous. I remember when Jessica Alba had her baby and emerge a month later.

  8. it doesn’t even look like her boobs got any bigger.

  9. midnightpanda

    Can someone please tell me the title of the song featured in the Kuroki Meisa’s CF video posted here? I really like the song and I tried to google it with no avail. Please help. :)

  10. mybiasbeatsyourbias

    I find Bradly Cooper okay look more of a Michael Fassbender fangirl….I have a serious soft spot for German men
    http://emmanueltjiya.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/cess-michael-fassbender-striptease-02-h.jpg

    oh may

  11. I guess I’m in the minority of Asian girls that are not quite attracted to white/northern european guys. As hot and fine the ones that are out there, they’re not my cup of tea. Now the ones who are latin american/hispanic, hells yes. No doubt Bradley is fine though.

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