Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
On MBC‘s “Section TV“, Super Junior‘s Leeteuk, who is currently in the army, was asked what was most precious to him now.
On the segment, they were asked, “What is the most precious to you now that you’ve enlisted?“. Leeteuk answered, “My family and girl groups“. Jung Tae Woo joked, “What’s the name of the SISTAR member that I like?“, to which Leeteuk wittily replied, “You’re married“.
Leeteuk continued, “I am especially experiencing an incredible gratitude towards HyunA. HyunA, please work harder. I love you“, causing everyone to laugh.
Here are Leeteuk’s comments, in order, run through the bullshit translator.
“My family and fap material.”
“You’re married, don’t say that on television, I fap to them too, stupid.”
“My penis is especially experiencing an incredible gratitude towards HyunA. HyunA, please use less clothes. My penis loves it when I jack-off to you.“
it’s only natural. I do wonder how Sistar and Hyuna feel about Leeteuk exercising to them though, ick.
=o= they probably dont care
This is hilarious because it’s all true.
Rain was talking about how much the soldiers miss/appreciate women while enlisted.
After years into kpop I still get something like a cultural shock, korean men see these girls like the ultimate sex symbols but in my country 12 yo girls have more body and sexuality than girls like Hyuna (to say the most) when I find some kpop girl sexy is mostly for comparation
Don’t let Go Young Wook find out about your country.
Oh god, ready old articles about how Lee Joon was complaining about Go Young Wook stealing his women is sickening now….
If you don’t mind me asking, where are you from? I’m from Brazil and I can relate to what you just said.
Dominican Republic, and yes Brazil is a very good example
America does too, because we have the most obese kids in the world
lol
My uncle worked in Puerto Rico for several years.
He signed his 9-year old daughter up for dance lessons. When he came to watch them practice one day, he was surprised to find the female dance teacher instructing the girls to “dance sexier!!”.
There’s definitely a different attitude towards that sort of thing in Latin America.
I made a friend from Latin America (because she’s hot as fuck) and she told me the same thing. Starting going to dance classes when she was 6 and had to pull a Kim Sori on stage.
At the same time she was sent to a Catholic school. What kind of great fuckery is that.
12 year old girls!!!!
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b57/J_Swayze/window-718853.jpg
But it’s okay ’cause he only pinched…..oh, no wait. That wasn’t it, was it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vJ4zrB41mg
hahahahha. Totally forgot about that asshole.
Well, cultural preferences. My country is somewhere in the middle – 12 yo girls (as well as 14, and some of 16) still look very young (like they should be – I mean body development and sexuality). Grown women look like grown women, and I like it this way
This is so similar to what Kangin said about Taeyeon/someSNSDchick after he left the army.
On a related note, I am experiencing an incredible gratitude towards Sori:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIovAaUlT3o
Aw, man. No more spread eagle shot. Damn you, Korean prudes!
I liked it. Verses were a bit boring though, but the beat and chorus were good – I can jam to it.
And her MV doesn’t seem overly sexual to me – why so many people on akp already slut shaming her?
Too bad choreo was too easy for her, I expected much more since she’s a good dancer
Honestly unsure why people have to call her a whore and shit.
If it makes you uncomfortable then just say that and don’t watch. Whatever.
Meh. People.
I really liked it! Had a kind of Kylie Minogue vibe to it. And to think, I probably never would have heard of her if she wasn’t rolling her bits around in front of a camera. Well played, Kim Sori, well played.
I am disappointed. The teaser had me hoping for more.
http://www.allkpop.com/2013/01/rookie-youai-releases-digital-single-i-got-a-boy
Just when I was getting bored
I think for maximum trolling, it needs to overtake the SNSD version on the charts.
They knew what they were doing. A big ass fuck you and DEAL WITH IT to SM Ent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L4TfxjSEaAQ#!
People seem to be really having fun with this, eh?
Enlisted Leeteuk can totes get it. Seeing him in his natural hair colour and that buzzcut makes my girly bits tingle. Take me oppa,take me now!
I laughed
But I thought 99% of girls found Leeteuk as a creep?
It’s the uniform. Military uniforms change everything.
As a former ELF i liked him but never looked at him in a sexual way until these came out http://static.allkpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121028_leeteuk_hair1.jpg
My undies just came off.
Yum!
The new hair helps, but I still think he’s creepy.
Even 2 ugly ass crackheads fucking each other can turn me on but Leeteuk leaves me with dry panties.
That’s how creepy and disgusting he is.
are there women in the south korean military ?
yes,there are women soldiers…Isn’t Daesung’s noona is one???
great translation I always think of this guy as a big fucking loser I hate his guts I just hate this SJ boy bad it sucks but he pretty much just do what %99 of korean guys do watching this girls Understandable
And here we were, hoping that one of your new year’s resolution was that you would start embracing punctuation. Tappy will be sad when she finds out.
But I fully agree with your hidden message in there.
I can totally understand, but I still found this super gross. It barely qualifies as subtext it’s so clear he’s congratulating Hyuna on being fap-worthy. Plus, I find Leeteuk creepy and could live happily without knowing which idols he prefers to jerk it to.
It would be funny if it was another idol. Leeteuk man, HE FUCKING NASTY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo195/liampatrickberry/FunnyCauseItsTrue.gif
Maybe he’s one of the males that’s been hitting on Hyuna because of her sexual stage presence. There is a rumor going around about how Hyuna is a sweet girl off stage and isn’t really like her persona and that male idols have been trying to get sex from her.
I would try to get sex from her as well. Maybe get her a little drunk (=completely shitfaced) before so she gets all kinky in the bubble bath with me.
I hear this said a lot about female actresses/idols who do nudity/sexual concepts.
Weird that people can’t separate fiction from reality.