On MBC‘s “Section TV“, Super Junior‘s Leeteuk, who is currently in the army, was asked what was most precious to him now.
On the segment, they were asked, “What is the most precious to you now that you’ve enlisted?“. Leeteuk answered, “My family and girl groups“. Jung Tae Woo joked, “What’s the name of the SISTAR member that I like?“, to which Leeteuk wittily replied, “You’re married“.
Leeteuk continued, “I am especially experiencing an incredible gratitude towards HyunA. HyunA, please work harder. I love you“, causing everyone to laugh.
Here are Leeteuk’s comments, in order, run through the bullshit translator.
“My family and fap material.”
“You’re married, don’t say that on television, I fap to them too, stupid.”
“My penis is especially experiencing an incredible gratitude towards HyunA. HyunA, please use less clothes. My penis loves it when I jack-off to you.“