Doraemon pimps Perfume for a new single, “Mirai No Museum”

Perfume have set Feb. 27th as the date they will return with a brand new single and snatch some hair pieces from bitches on the Oricon singles chart. Their 17th single, “Mirai No Museum“, acts as the theme to the Doraemon film, “Nobita No Himitsu Dougu Hakubutsukan, and also is the ending theme to the anime series.

I am on board with Perfume’s Sherlock Holmes x Professor Layton inspired get-up that sees the girls rocking tweed, boy caps, and has Nocchi down on dem knees how I like. But the song sounds like a piece of shit. I will slap anybody who says this sounds better than the classic that is “Spending All My Time“.

I’ve already written off this song and have pinned all my hopes on the B-side, “Daijo Banai“, which better be on some hardcore Nakata Yasutaka pop filth.