SITE IS ALL FUCKED UP AND THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Posted by: IATFB on 02/08/2013 in Asian Junkie, Site News 60 Comments

SheWantsTheD

No, not really, but there are announcements to make. Seriously.

If you hadn’t already noticed, the site has been overloaded for a week or so now (server errors), and I recently took down basically all the plug-ins just so that the site can stay generally up and running.

The good news is that the site is getting more popular thanks to all you wonderful people. The bad news is that the site is getting more popular thanks to all you horrible people.

Luckily, I have a friend who will be assisting me in a move to a better server this weekend (IT BETTER FUCKING BE THIS WEEKEND OR I’M THROWING A SHIT FIT!). As such, I probably won’t be making posts until Monday or so while we move everything. So I’ll catch up on a bunch of old news then, but until that time, take the weekend off…

…or feel free to reload the site even more to try and see if we fuck anything up to a ridiculously bad level and if so, imagine me with a gun in my mouth weeping tears of sorrow.

Anyway, that’s the gist of it. We’ll be working everything out after that as well, but thanks for giving me this problem in the first place, and sorry for the hopefully temporary inconvenience.

I’ll make another announcement when the site is back up and what not, probably begging for sympathy and help with identifying bugs and shit.

BAI BAI!

Boss President Supreme Leader Dictator,

IATFB

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60 comments

  1. No_Min
    02/08/2013 at 3:51 PM

    This post made me so horny, I can’t.

    “So the good news is that the site is getting more popular thanks to all you wonderful people. The bad news is that the site is getting more popular thanks to all you horrible people.”
    Hahahahhaa.

    And you know we all want the D! Also we will be refreshing the shit out of AJ so it will probably get even more fucked up, sry. :( (no, not really sorry)

  2. AJCommentator
    02/08/2013 at 3:52 PM

    I’m gluing down the refresh button as we speak.

  3. IATFB
    02/08/2013 at 3:53 PM

    Gonna put up Lemon Party at some point just to fuck with everybody.

    • No_Min
      02/08/2013 at 3:58 PM

      Sounds delicious.

      We’re just gonna go back to chatting in the comment section for now – that sounds like the perfect plan.

      But awesome that your site is getting more popular! I can’t contain myself, so fucking happy!

  4. LakornDiva
    02/08/2013 at 4:02 PM

    Imma go ahead and click the the shit out of the refresh button.

    • No_Min
      02/08/2013 at 4:04 PM

      Although everything’s fucked up and laggy as hell, AJ still won’t stop trying to sell me Russian chicks.

      The world can end but Google will still be there, trying to get you some legit pussy.

  5. DeeDee
    02/08/2013 at 4:04 PM

    “imagine me with a gun in my mouth weeping tears of sorrow.” – sounds sexy. But uhm… well, good luck, our Boss President Supreme Leader Dictator Sex God, I hope you move everything to another server fast and smooth

  6. No_Min
    02/08/2013 at 4:13 PM

    I think IATFB is trying to get into Dee’s panties.

  7. LakornDiva
    02/08/2013 at 4:14 PM

    Don’t take too long… http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34585405.jpg

  8. zakubot
    02/08/2013 at 4:19 PM

    Can you fix our site too?

  9. AJCommentator
    02/08/2013 at 5:11 PM

    So I just Liked the AJ Facebook page if anyone wants to participate in some mutual mastur- er, I mean mutual interest sharing.

  10. Ren's cookie
    02/08/2013 at 5:47 PM

    Let’s have our lovely conversations on allcrapop’s articles in the meantime

  11. CheesyChua
    02/08/2013 at 7:36 PM

    This is all thanks to those loser akp people showing up here

  12. hunny
    02/08/2013 at 9:06 PM

    Is it possible to add these to the front page FOREVER?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKwjSE0e-CU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V8lCKw3_Z8

  13. tickled41
    02/08/2013 at 9:11 PM

    I’m so bored. AJ y u no work :(

  14. I_wish_I_was_born_a_korean
    02/08/2013 at 9:41 PM

    My internet is down anyway

  15. Tap
    02/09/2013 at 12:27 AM

    Oh goodie, my refresh button was feeling a bit unabused lately.

  16. mermaid8321
    02/09/2013 at 5:27 AM

    lol, nerd. Fix it, fix it now…….

  17. breakYourNaughty
    02/09/2013 at 5:58 AM

    Oh no! I’d contribute to the Save AJ Tech Support fund. Seriously. I’ve given money to far dumber causes than this one.

  18. pending
    02/09/2013 at 8:37 AM

    So sad looking at the comments section and seeing nothing but blank faces! The only thing that cheers me up is watching the refresh arrow go around and around…

    • Suk_Mi_Unagi
      02/09/2013 at 9:23 AM

      …….I totally just thought my browser was talking forever to load. >.<

  19. I♥C
    02/09/2013 at 8:53 AM

    My poor soul is empty without AJ, now what will I do if I’m not expressing my Sekshi Luv for this site…

  20. SexyRanger
    02/10/2013 at 4:44 PM

    I can survive… one more day…

  21. IATFB
    02/10/2013 at 3:27 PM

    Test.

  22. cockseverywhere
    02/11/2013 at 5:38 AM

    Testing.

    • No_Min
      02/11/2013 at 6:33 AM

      I really like this nick.

      IATFB, will the avatars for old comments be lost forever like my virginity?

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