Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
So this guy named Samuel Michael Hendrickson decided to document why he wouldn’t want to be Asian, which is swell.
Am I offended? You bet your goddamn ass I am.
I am offended:
1) That he talks so fucking slow. Use your brain and form sentences, fucking hell. I don’t have all day to listen to this bullshit I got linked to, okay? Fuck.
2) That he claims this is comedy. Motherfucker, do not insult comedy like that. You suck at this.
I think a normal Asian American person would be offended watching this, but I was fucking cringing. I get that second-hand embarrassment shit when I watch train-wrecks like this, so honestly, that’s how I felt.
I’m Asian, and he may not want to be me, but … uh … at least I’m not Samuel Michael Hendrickson.
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Thanks (or no thanks, really) to everybody who sent this to me.
“Guess what..I dont find Asian women attractive”
I have a few friends that do not find Asian women attractive. I constantly tell them theyre crazy.
How the hell are you gonna hate on women that likely appear much younger than they really are and will continue to have a banging body after popping out 3 kids? I would be commuting a crime against my descendants if I didnt get them genes running through them.
Honestly that was the part that didn’t bother me much. All people have their preferences, I’m no exception, I find some ethnicities more attractive than others (in general).
Or maybe I heard so much racist shit in my life, so another dumb fuck ranting on youtube gives me no emotions
I can tell you the least attractive ethnic group
The Mongols?
You’re wayyyy off.
Hint: When you mention numbers 1-23, they think you’re talking about Jordans
Stahp, Boo. You must not get your sweet ass banned!
@No_Min:
If I get banned. Least you all can sleep having a peace of mind that your items won’t get…..
i know, that’s malay…me…
You seem like as big an idiot as this dude.
Eh, I don’t give a fuck. Everybody got preferences, and it’s not like his matters.
Meh, what a douche. And not even a funny one.
IATFB, you’re a hot Asian dude. So please do me and jizz in my eyes so I can look like a person who smoked too much pot.
-_-
Y U SO ANNOYED?!
That’s his come get some face
maybe it’s his o-face
HE’S JUST AFRAID BECAUSE HE HASN’T HANDLED AS MUCH SEXY AS YOU!!!!1!
For every Samuel Michael, you have a I_wish_I_was_Asian_because_of_Kpop
that’s what it’s all about, equilibrium
Equilibrium is a big word for my tiny brain
Well that is true…
Nah you sound as bad as him.
I refuse to get offended by this special individual. It already pains me that he has a mental deficiency, and it would be just wrong to blame him since he can’t help it. We should pity people like him, not attack them for the things they choose to do whether they know the consequences for it or not.
Dem comments about the 1st amendment…
Awesome that you don’t let assholes put you down but I won’t pity idiots like him. It was his choice to put something like this online.
I .. I think it’s actually kinda funny, and sad. pls don’t throw rocks at me.
what is the big deal anyway yall make it sound like being asian is so cool, it’s alright i guess?
I still think there’s something seriously fucked up with having the body of a porn star and the face of a 6 year old, gotta admit there might be some weird ass ancient fetish shit going on there.
inb4 I’m banned forever from this site.
“what is the big deal anyway yall make it sound like being asian is so cool, it’s alright i guess?”
*looks around* Who’s saying that?! You have gimme some specific details to back that up sis. ‘Cause you lost me on that one.
idk just how everyone is hating his ass instead of laughing it off
Who is hating?
Most are laughing … at him.
asdfghjkl;irmim,wmkkifokjf BEING ASIAN IS COOL!1!11!! WAT DA FUCK ARE YOU ON SON?
I’m sorry lol I pressed reply on accident. Wow so embarrassed…
this made me smile thank u
You are so cute <3 I lub you!
DID YOU JUST PULL A KAFKAF?!?!?!?
*fist pump*
WHAT’S BEEN DONE CAN’T BE UNDONE.
Soooo you can’t untie shoe laces one they’ve been tied?
Not if you have to tie them again my friend. Not if you had to tie them again…
lol Why are a lot of guys so unnecessarily lazy and unhygienic? Does it hurt to take a shower at least once a day and change your damn draws? No girl (I have a feeling Min would say otherwise -__-) doesn’t want to be up in your balls and they smelling like fish sauce and corn chips! Uh-uh, y’all can go somewhere else with that.
“Fish sauce and corn chips.” LOL. I’m falling hard for you, Diva.
@LakornDiva
Dudes are just nasty. Plus some women may love the taste of sweaty peen
I don’t want to imagine how empty the world would be without you
@LakornDiva Don’t front, you know you girls like it.
Yo, don’t mix us up with some of allkpop users who hate themselves because they’re not Asian.
Most of us want to bang Asians because we’re attracted to them, not be Asian.
Speaking for yourself?
oh god, Boo, so now your nickname became even longer? I wish you were just Boo – it’s short and cute
So you don’t like it:-(
We love it.
I actually like the long nickname. Because it means only we can call you ‘Boo’, so it makes it feel special, or something.
I hope I’m not speaking for myself. We have to make an exception for you all of the time, fucker.
AND MEHHHHHHHHH!!!1!1!!!1 <33333
TRUE. You know me so well No_Min.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR….. be Asian so everyone wants to bang you.
He speaks like a middle school dropout. He strikes me as those guys that think they’re absolutely hilarious and intelligent and that anyone who fails to laugh at their jokes has no sense of humor and that anyone who disagrees with them is an idiot. He’s not funny at all and he reminds me of those unpleasant, dumb jocks, and vapid frat boys at my school (bleurgh!).
I agree with all of this.
He is the type of idiot who idolizes Daniel Tosh but can’t quite understand or get his head around that type of edgy humor but has a go anyway.
I’m sure Samuel Michael will enjoy the next few years of his life by getting trolled on the Internet by a whole race of people.What the fuck was he thinking ?
Agree! He sounds like a dimwitted hillbilly.
Basically.
Someone please throw him to the raging fangirls, bitch can’t even count up to ten
I would very much like to see this
And most blacks say “Fo” instead of four
racist much?
seriously whats with your comments lately, i am surprised iatfb hasn’t banned you yet…
Me racist?! Nah
@I_wish_I_was_asian
nah you’re not racist but a self hating negro, far worse. You’ll get out of this phase of hating your skin once you grow up.
@Mybias
I don’t hate myself or skin tone. I actually love being black and wouldn’t change it. I just hate the dumb stuff we do and say on a daily basis
@I_wish
you’ve been feeling this way for a while? Can’t worry about the others
Kinda of agree with you. Sometimes the things black people do irritate me. And I’m sitting there thinking. I know we’re better than this.
It’s hard to take him serious. :o
I’m 50% black so I’ll just say “F” instead of fo
Knowing us we’ll probably just stop saying “four” all together lol. 1,2,3,5,6….
Meh, I heard worse. Just some bored sap that had nothing better to do. But I really want to hear what he thinks about Hispanics, Blacks, and Muslims. I really, really, want him to make videos about those topics. If he has the balls, that is. He have his 1st amendment rights to clown on us, why not get it all out of the way?
He wouldn’t because he’s afraid of them.
Asians are so peaceful, so no fear.
Afraid of people who are to lazy to wash their face and change out of their sleeping clothes
Yeah, Asians seem to be thought of as an easy target. Sadly.
Long ago I was flipping channels on tv and I decided to leave it Nickelodeon. Just so happen iCarly was on and they were in the back of a taxi in some Asian country. So the taxi driver and his wife were in the front arguing and then all of sudden, they get out of taxi and start doing karate…… I’m like wtf. I mean c’mon. Does every Asian on tv have to do some form of martial art. How come the couple couldn’t get out of the taxi and just continue arguing
I blame BET
We are all martial arts experts.
I never got in a fight in high school because everyone thought I was a martial art expert. I went with it, considering my towering frame of 5’9″ 130 lbs wouldn’t intimidate anyone, but my ethnicity did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4AnERPOsao
Making a video about Blacks will be days long
He didn’t have enough video time to talk about Blacks
“They blur out their porn. I mean, it’s called porn for a reason”
buahaha, what reason?
But I guess I grew up with a bunch of racist douchebags like this one, so it’s hard for me to take them seriously.
I use to think the reason they blurred out the women private part was because her vagina was ugly
Then what about the penises? They pixelated.
Didi you just take I_wish_etc… seriously?
Actually, did you just take anyone on AJ seriously? You might need to find a new forum…
The question is, did you just took me seriously? Awww. ^_^ (blushes)
lol The only time this bitch is serious is when she try to get some peen at the end of a date.
@Chang
So LakornDiva be raping dudes lol
@Chang
At least I have dates. Real dates. Okay?
You have put me to shame. *admits defeat.
OH SNAP
IT’S SEMANTICEPTION
The reason men penises are pixelated is because they’re self conscious
LOL
”Could you imagine how you’d look if you were a high asian?”
dats some high school yearbook quote quality right there
Dude didn’t mean it! It was just a joke! http://tinypic.com/r/2hriql0/6
Now he just offended jokes. Who’s next?!!
You mean Oppa didn’t mean it
Oppas are special <3 This dude isn't so no oppa for him.
LOL love this comment.
“NO OPPA FOR YOU”
lol
This is bad, and he should feel bad. Also, I’m getting a horrible case of second-hand embarassement… either way, IATFB, you are way better on all possible levels than Samuel Michael Hendrickson. Just saying.
Of course.
:o
Not even going to hate-watch it. I don’t want to give him any view counts.
All of ^THIS.
Not giving him any though. He took it down.
lol
I’m scared to watch honestly…I feel like it’ll just piss me off.
It won’t. Dude seem kind of slow
Me too, from all the comments it seems that it’ll just piss me off.
Laughing at the ignorance of this dumbass.
You reminded me of something I said to my coworker the other night but I know for sure I’ll get banned for writing it lol
Has there been anyone who has been banned on here?
I don’t think so but I’ll probably be the first
Robot hasn’t banned with his/her/it(?) obscene comments so I think you’ll be fine.
Today’s my birthday :O
@Static
So are you going to Chuck E Cheese for your birthday were a kid can be a kid?
Anyone who argues with other readers with the Boss goes away forever… in the comment section anyways. Happened a couple times, I believe? But I don’t think they weren’t regular readers.
That reminds me of the 2NE1 article about their shitty “fashion” sense and the other one about CL dropping the ball about Kpop being better than American music or some shit. LOL Its amazing how people actually defend people like that.
When did this happen?
Racist trolls were.
I’m so glad we have youtube so people’s stupidness can reach out and embrace the world. : [
I get that people can be stupid, but I’ve never gotten why they feel the need to spread their stupidity around. You don’t see me running around throwing my crap at people lol.
I know right? People are stupid like this all the time. The only difference is some have video cameras and Youtube accounts :/
Haha, damn the top comment. Got all his info and everything.
Sorry Sam, good luck eating at a Panda Express ever again…
What a douche.
the video was stupid, he basically just said every stereotype that asians had,… If he was trying to be funny he failed miserably
I feel bad that he thinks like that. U were so right about him speaking slow. I didn’t even watch all of it. He was taking too long!
I’m Asian, and he may not want to be me, but … uh … at least I’m not Samuel Michael Hendrickson
This was so stupid. Male version of Alexandra Wallace.
That bitch got burnedddddddd. I remember she left the school *cough*expelled*cough* and people blew up her email and phone with threats and shit. Glorious.
Yeah, did people really not learn anything from that? We need to have a required class in public schools that teaches kids to google “rant about asians” BEFORE they upload to YouTube, so they can preview the consequences of their dumbassery.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bmOd8-K3Cg
What is this unfunny joke? What a waste of air.
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ahhh i see my mortal enemy is back. get off our planet robot scum
NOPE. Not even gonna waste any time on this.
I find this all redundant at the end of the day.
He looks like this one annoying ass douche that my friend used to date.
Not gonna watch it. I hate secondhand embarrassment DX
I tried to watch this but got bored with his voice