So this guy named Samuel Michael Hendrickson decided to document why he wouldn’t want to be Asian, which is swell.
Am I offended? You bet your goddamn ass I am.
I am offended:
1) That he talks so fucking slow. Use your brain and form sentences, fucking hell. I don’t have all day to listen to this bullshit I got linked to, okay? Fuck.
2) That he claims this is comedy. Motherfucker, do not insult comedy like that. You suck at this.
I think a normal Asian American person would be offended watching this, but I was fucking cringing. I get that second-hand embarrassment shit when I watch train-wrecks like this, so honestly, that’s how I felt.
I’m Asian, and he may not want to be me, but … uh … at least I’m not Samuel Michael Hendrickson.
Thanks (or no thanks, really) to everybody who sent this to me.