Amuro Namie reunites with Super Monkey’s, owns bitches with “Try Me ~Bitch You Could Never~”

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Amuro Namie took to the stage with the Super Monkey’s for the first time in 18 years to mark the 18th anniversary since the group was last active. To commemorate the momentous occasion, Namie once again donned her platform boots and performed a revamped version of the group’s biggest hit, “Try Me“, which featured revised lyrics, calling out all of her haters and the bitter bitches who had been wanting her to fall off and fall out of the J-pop game the second she fell pregnant.

In other news, Hamasaki Ayumi has also been placed under house watch in lieu of her cracking to pieces in the midst of her mid-life crisis — with her album sales plummeting, two of her relationships failing within the space of a year, and Beni having shitted on her recent album sales with her ‘Covers‘ release.

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Previously: Perfume interviews Koda Kumi backstage at Music Japan. Kumi expends sexual wisdom.

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