Bullshit Translator: Yang Hyun Suk’s interview on his “YG-SNSD” project

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Yang Hyun Suk (aka ‘Papa YG’) recently opened up about his long-awaited ‘SNSD‘ project. Since the interview itself is rather ridiculous, I thought I’d translate the best bits for you.

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“In all honesty, I wanted to create a group like SNSD. It’s not an area where I’m an expert in but I wanted to create a group of pretty girls who could sing well. I don’t know if it’s because of a tendency I have, but I focus more on talent over looks. Even if someone is so beautiful, if they don’t have the talent that I want, it won’t work.”

Translation: Finding industry-pretty girls who can actually sing is pretty fucking hard.

“I was also quite jealous of Girls’ Generation. I thought…what if a bunch of pretty girls do hip hop? ……However, as time passed, my plans started to fall apart.”

Translation: I saw what happened to Wassup and called for an incinerator to burn all my plans.

Wassup

“Even at this point, I still don’t think I can be 100% satisfied. I’m not sure if the group will consist of 5 members or 3.”

Translation: I have no fucking idea what to do with this shitstorm I created, but since all of you are praying for my failure, I’m gonna fake it ’til I make it.

“I’m going to think more carefully about the girl group. I’m thinking of debuting a boy group first.”

Translation: In the meantime, let me pull out my laser pointer and distract you with this random boyband who have to survive YG Entertainment’s ‘Battle Royale‘.

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And there you have it, folks. Media bullshit, decoded.

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