Recently I stumbled upon an article in *Questionably Respectable News Outlet* about the growing trend of young women from the West fawning over Korean men. A disturbing thing, indeed, but where do they get this idea?
Well, the Western media has been gaining noticeable interest in Korean pop culture, and the current amount of interest in their music coming from the West has gotten to levels even Koreans could never have imagined. Articles written in the West tend to be innocent enough, focusing on the K-pop boom and what not, but I picked up on a trend that shows a significant amount of the popularity of K-pop was derived from the reckless enthusiasm and shameless fawning by innocent Western women over these so-called Asian “men”.
After thinking for a minute and doing a bit of research, I came to a horrifying conclusion: THAT THE K-POP WAVE WAS BRAINWASHING YOUR INNOCENT LITTLE WESTERN PRINCESS INTO CRAVING DIRTY ASIAN MANLET COX ALL OVER HER LIPZ.
This Asian plague needs to be addressed.
But first, let’s recap what I’m talking about here. Basically, Western women are going nuts over these Asian dong-feeders. How many are going nuts? Droves. Articles have been done by *Major Publication Now Name-Dropping A Trend For Page Views To Support A Dying Physical Medium* showing that these women are flocking by the thousands just for the opportunity to have their glorious ‘oppar’ feed them said dong.
And how do these women get the idea of Asian men in their mind? From how the Korean male is represented to them, of course. We all know how Asian men are monkey-like creatures with slanty eyes and small dongs, so nobody would want to fuck them naturally, so the Korean media decided to take the best of the best to change the narrative and brainwash your innocent angel.
The worst part? It’s working, as all the Western fangirls who attend the events give quotes talking about how they are being seduced by ‘oppar’ and wanting to do sexual things with him, regardless of whether they’re actually matches personality-wise. Asian men who they want to use for sex? Impossible and disgusting.
Now at this point, DESPITE ALL THE OFFENSIVE SHIT I JUST SAID, it’s important to state that I have no problem with the Asian male!
I just worry about the future of Western civilization and your offspring potentially mating with these backwards beasts. Look, the cold reality is that I’ve seen the TRU FAX and know that it’s irrefutable that this trend is on the rise and is about to destroy society.
Just look at this chart that I pulled out of my ass:
DAT SHIT IS STATISTICS BITCH CAN’T REFUTE THAT
Read it and weep, apologist fucks.
But some sheep still don’t get it and need further evidence. So leaving aside the ability of Asians being able to have sex with other races before the advent of K-pop, here are some extremely anecdotal cases to make my point seem legit but carry no real relevance whatsoever (1, 2, 3, 4):
If visual evidence is not your thing, it gets worse…
A new wave of “fetishism” is hitting many Korean-Americans. While the glitz and glamor of K-pop is mostly manufactured, many people are finding themselves being held up to the same visual standards of idols by often ignorant –- and hurtful — international fans. The pushing of the idol image is skewing a lot of people’s ideas of the actual Korean population, abroad and at home.
“You’re kind of ugly, for a Korean I mean. That’s what he told me. I never thought I was pretty, but I didn’t think I was ugly either. Am I ugly for a Korean?”
Along with the added visual pressure to look a certain way, Korean-Americans are starting to see themselves treated like trends, or trinkets, by international fans who go to some rather insensitive measures to feel “Korean.”
“I want a Korean boyfriend!” On many forums, I see girls pine and swoon over the idea of a Korean boyfriend as if having one is some sort of trinket or badge. Likewise, I’ve seen men openly speak of their “yellow fever,” thinking that it’s now acceptable to equate a race to a sexual fetish because of their love of K-pop idols (and I think we all saw how that turned out). People boast about what foods they eat and what words they know not for the sake of teaching others, but to show how “Korean” they are. I’ve had friends complain of people harassing them, trying to gain their friendship with their knowledge of K-pop and K-dramas, neither of which interest the Chinese-American they’re talking to.
“I’m starting to become one of those fans who wishes she could date her bias…seriously. I don’t even know when it started.
Before, I was just a supportive fan, but as I’ve watched more shows and seen more, I’m starting to really adore my bias’ personality, smile…everything.
Part of me wishes I could go to South Korea, meet him somehow, and become friends with him or be able date him…he just seems like the right kind of guy for me.
I know it will never happen, of course, but I feel ashamed for even daydreaming about dating him or leaving an impression on him when he’s thousands of miles away and he’ll likely never even see my face.
I’ll always just be one of his many fans in the crowd.
“I went to a K-pop meetup in my city a couple of days ago, and there was a 13-year old girl there. She kept looking at me with a suspiciously until I finally asked what the problem was, she answered: “I don’t trust guys who aren’t Chinese, Japanese, or Korean”.
Like I said, destroying the hearts and minds of your precious Western daughters with propaganda.
Furthermore, look at this quote from Dr. GurlThirst Gusher of University Of Southwest Phoenix Coast A&T Online that’s probably out of context:
The Western K-pop fangirl is of short to medium height when compared to other types of fangirls. The neck is thick and choad like from all the hand-wringing about ‘oppar’, and because of their inferior development of the brain and lack of attention given to them as children, their confidence is low and their attitude is desperate.
The fact is that their thirst for Asian cock is deep and unquenchable, and since every part of their body is dedicated to a zombie-like following of Asian men, the Western K-pop fangirl most resembles the uncredited cast of ‘The Walking Dead’.
FUCKING BITCH HAS A PH.D IN THIS SHIT SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT
Truth or not? I dunno, but it supports my point, so I just threw that shit in there.
APPEAL TO AUTHORITY ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL HATERZZZ
Remember though, despite all that racist and sexist shit I just said (that uses the same logical rationalizations as most evil monsters throughout history), it’s important to note that not all Western fangirls are like this!
YOU GUYS I’M JUST SAYING! I’M NOT RACIST BUT … I’M NOT RACIST BECAUSE I HAVE AN ASIAN FRIEND!
So … in conclusion:
I’M NOT SAYING K-POP IS BRAINWASHING ALL WESTERN FANGIRLS TO BE THIRSTY DESPERATE DICK-MONGERS AND THAT IT TEACHES THEM TO FUCK YELLOW COX BUT LOOK AT THIS ARTICLE I WROTE WITH BIG WORDS AND VAGUE EVIDENCE SO THEY PROBABLY ARE AND PLEASE REMEMBER THAT WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM SO IT SHOULDN’T BE THIS WAY THX
This glorious ranting mess was inspired by this article. However, actually, that article wasn’t especially shitty, but the comments led to rant mode because it all continues this trend I’ve noticed of obsessing over where to put Asians in the Western social/cultural box of stereotypes so that it’s then easier to make wide-ranging judgments of them based on bullshit.
In essence, this article is dedicated to all of the so-called progressives out there who gleefully concern troll Asian women — and Asian culture/society at large — but in action wouldn’t piss on an Asian women if she was on fire.