Se7en was under heavy fire last month for being caught visiting a “special” massage parlor, but after pondering on his actions a bit, he should be celebrated as a genius.
Sure, sure, at first it seems utterly idiotic that he would cheat on Park Han Byul and shame the entire military in the process, but BUT BUTTTTTT … looking at what he actually achieved is rather impressive.
“After the investigation on the promotional department of the military, we have decided to abolish the ‘promotional support brigade’ [which the celebrity recruits are under],” said the spokesperson.
So that whole celebrity soldier division that netizens absolutely loathe? Gone.
All thanks to Se7en’s inability to keep his dirty dick in his pants.
On a related note, Park Han Byul is apparently a ride or die bitch.
If reports are to be believed, it seems that her relationship with her boyfriend hasn’t suffered. According to a source familiar with the couple, Park Han Byul is maintaining her faith in Se7en. “In fact, Park Han Byul supported Se7en, saying that she trusted him,” the source said. He added, “She knew about the incident even before the broadcast aired, but she didn’t waver and told her friends that she believed in him.”
What a masterstroke this is (no pun intended (okay, a little pun intended)).
He’s toppled the celebrity soldier system, gotten handjobs from strange women on the regular while in the military, and kept his model girlfriend on his dick.