Music Video Lessons: CLC’s “Like” is about kidnapping passed out girls, stalking white dudes

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CLC have returned to us with “Like“, which is supposedly a cute story about a girl’s infatuation with a guy, but is really a story about kidnapping and stalking.

Let’s just walk through the logic in this glorious music video.

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Okay, so an unconscious girl is out on the street in front of a shop, so call for help, right?

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Wrong, bitches. Shake the shit out of her while she lies potentially dying…

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…take selfies of yourself with the passed out chick…

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…then just drag the bitch wherever, cause neck/head injuries are for PUSSIES.

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We cut to the next scene, where they have essentially kidnapped her while waiting for her to recover by creepily sniffing a potential chloroform rag, taking more selfies, and with two of them trying to play doctor.

BUT THEN SHE SITS UP LIKE SHE’S THE FUCKING UNDERTAKER IN WRESTLEMANIA

UNCANNY

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What was this all about? A dreamy white dude, and all the members can see inside what is clearly a thought bubble.

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Then, because it’s over a hot dude and they are cute girls, they are allowed to creepily hunt him down by his scent and stalk his location.

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They finally find the guy because they’re using a foreigner radar or something, and they can also hear into his room like this is a spy movie or something…

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…and look at that consensual look of amusement on the guy’s face!

No? It’s the look of fear you say? Oh well!

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Remember, if you knock on a guy’s door and he doesn’t answer, you’re free to break into his apartment, jump on his bed, fuck up his room, and sniff his underwear.

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Word, my dude, word.

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G.I. Joe ‘Knowing Is Half The Battle’ Lesson: If you are a group of cute Asian girls, you are allowed to kidnap other cute Asian girls as long as you are willing to assist the kidnapped girl in stalking, terrorizing, and planning a home invasion of whatever cute foreign dudes she wants to fuck.

Remember, it’s sexy concepts that are ruining society.

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