“Siwon’s dick is yummy … especially his cum.” – Miss Universe 2015

Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach, Miss Philippines 2015 and Miss Universe 2015, had an eventful road to the crown thanks to Steve Harvey, but now she even has a connection to the K-pop world. See, back in 2009 at least she was a gigantic Super Junior fan and she tweeted about her obsession … a lot. Especially of note is her love for Siwon, and news of her fandom quickly spread back to the group themselves with Leeteuk sending out a congratulatory message on Instagram.

https://instagram.com/p/_lQRutqNub/

Leeteuk wrote: Congratulations^^ #miss #universe I heard from the news that there was even the “happening” of announcing the wrong winner. But congratulations to you, an ELF who loves Super Junior, and especially loves Siwon. I also heard that your dress matched our color. I want to say congrats one more time!^^

Being a fan is one thing, but Miss Universe 2015 was no mere fan, she was one of those stans that writes fanfiction erotica and she would’ve fit right in with you thirsty fuckers.

https://twitter.com/onejiwon/status/679106681456955392

Wanting to fuck him and be married to him isn’t so rare, but in Tagalog, she was apparently a lot more explicit.

Trans: Siwon’s dick is yummy. Its one of a kind. Especially his cum. Tangina (a Filipino curse). Siwon is delicious.

Please be real.

Will Jesus let Siwon let Miss Universe touch his dick? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!

Fuck American advancements, fuck world album charts, and fuck soft power one can manipulate for political gain. This is what’s truly a banner moment for K-pop.

FINALLY, a celebrity that K-pop stans can actually relate to.

Anyway, I’m sure there more out there, and I’m counting on you fuckers that were thirsty enough to find this to begin with to find more.

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Also, it’s a quality reminder to DELETE EVERYTHING if you intend to become a public figure.