Asian Junkie Asian pop. Without discretion.
Kris will be participating in the 2016 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game for Canada in real fucking life.
Seriously though, Drake is gonna coach Kris, along with Steve Nash and Jose Bautista.
Canada’s team will feature Stephan James (“Race”); Arcade Fire’s Win Butler; Drew and Jonathan Scott (HGTV’s “Property Brothers”); professional tennis player Milos Raonic; actor and singer Kris Wu; seven-time NBA All-Star Tracy McGrady; NBA TV analyst Rick Fox; and Natalie Achonwa of the Indiana Fever.
On the other side, Kevin Hart will coach for the glorious USA against America’s Hat.
Hart’s USA team will include Jason Sudeikis (“Race”); Michael B. Jordan (“Creed”); Anthony Anderson (ABC’s “blackish”); Bryshere “Yazz” Gray (FOX’s “Empire”); Nick Cannon (“America’s Got Talent”); five-time NBA All-Star and ESPN analyst Chauncey Billups; NBA legend Muggsy Bogues; Milwaukee Bucks co-owner Marc Lasry; and WNBA MVP Elena Delle Donne of the Chicago Sky.
Kris now has had more exposure to Western audiences in like the past week than all of the non-PSY K-pop artists combined. Or something. It’s a lot.
That said, I feel like the real story is being buried. Because not only has Kris betrayed EXO and Korea, but he also betrayed China now as well by declaring for Canada. I BET HE’S PRO-TAIWANESE INDEPENDENCE TOO! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!!
