‘TWICE’s Private Life’ Ep. 4 English Subs: Confidence woman Tzuyu & emo chef mode

While I enjoyed episode four of ‘TWICE’s Private Life‘, perhaps the most noteworthy thing is this episode took a few days to get subbed.

The horror!

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x406bso_eng-sub-twice-s-elegant-private-life-ep-4_fun

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The cooking challenge is still ongoing, but Dahyun waved hello to a pig head.

And Nayeon‘s inability to even USE THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE FUCKING KNIFE, gave the chef they invited to help … well, the sads.

They also finished up the selling stuff arc from last episode, and while it doesn’t matter who wins, what does matter is that Tzuyu doesn’t give a shit and is too busy signing autographs.

It also matters exactly how Tzuyu’s group won. Because Tzuyu first conned the production into believing the groups were close enough where $30 would make a difference, so they then got to go bowling to compete for an extra boost. But Tzuyu revealed after the fact that the bowling was irrelevant because Tzuyu stole $10 from the pot that wasn’t counted because it was in her pocket, and she played it like a trump card to take home the bacon.

This can’t be coincidence any longer.

And with that, I leave you with the MVP of the episode.