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“Born To Be Wild” with Hyoyeon, Min, Jo Kwon, JYP is absolutely terrifying

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Hyoyeon, Min, Jo Kwon, and JYP teamed up on a release called “Born To Be Wild” and…

…wait…

…seriously, what the fuck is this music video?

This is a horror music video, plain and simple.

Why anybody would endorse this is beyond me, as it’s a war crime waiting to happen. Imagine being taken off the streets by an unmarked van, being driven out into the middle of nowhere, and being locked in an abandoned silo then having them blare this at you for hours on end.

I’LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR PLEASE JUST MAKE THE SQUARE FACE MAN STAWP

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Having JYP yell “DON’T STOP GET IT GET IT” at you while the silhouette of Korean Frankenstein stares into your soul with gradient shading from the depths of hell is terrifying.

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Then there’s a peek into the idol factories of the big three, where they torture and kill idols in a hellish world, then give them rebirth, sorta like the Doomsday origin story but for idols.

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And the ones still trapped in the dungeon that don’t evolve enough are “erased”.

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Some say they still haunt the halls of the companies to this day.

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I didn’t need to sleep tonight anyway.

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