If I had to watch these videos before Thanksgiving, then you sure as hell must as well

Hello all, it’s Thanksgiving weekend in MURICA, which means I’ll be back … whenever. Most importantly, I was browsing Twitter and having a nice time until I was suddenly and violently attacked by these videos. Now I implore you to watch them as well so that you too have to suffer like I have.

Thank you.

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— LB classic (@LydiaBurrell) November 23, 2017

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— LB classic (@LydiaBurrell) November 23, 2017

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— LB classic (@LydiaBurrell) November 23, 2017

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— LB classic (@LydiaBurrell) November 23, 2017

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— LB classic (@LydiaBurrell) November 23, 2017

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— LB classic (@LydiaBurrell) November 23, 2017

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— LB classic (@LydiaBurrell) November 23, 2017

My once happy life is now ruined.

I want to die.

Humanity is a plague.