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Yang Hyun Suk proves to be a mental midget + equally dumb comments support him

Yang Hyun Suk proves to be a mental midget + equally dumb comments support him

AIYA! TUC May 17, 2012 37

I’ll level with you, folks. When I first saw the YG Entertainment CEO Yang Hyun Suk, I honestly thought that the man had some kind of genetic deformation that made him either physically or

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Drunk Ramblings: K-Pop Avengers? The Fuck?!

Drunk Ramblings: K-Pop Avengers? The Fuck?!

AIYA! TUC May 7, 2012 37

So we all know that allkpop isn’t exactly a bastion of journalistic integrity, especially since most of their content stems from translations of already poorly written articles. What disturbs me even more, though, is

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Taetiseo’s Tiffany and Taeyeon dish on being in a sub-unit + Seohyun ends herself

Taetiseo’s Tiffany and Taeyeon dish on being in a sub-unit + Seohyun ends herself

AIYA! TUC May 7, 2012 6

The SNSD “Power Of 9″ has been temporarily decommissioned to make way for the only three bitches that actually matter in the group: Taetiseo — that is, Taeyeon, Tiffany, and Seohyun. Promotions for the

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SISTAR’s Dasom thinks she’s the group’s weakest link, no fucking shit

SISTAR’s Dasom thinks she’s the group’s weakest link, no fucking shit

AIYA! TUC April 28, 2012 43

Without a doubt, SISTAR is one of the groups to keep an eye on in the K-pop music scene. Hyorin‘s voice alone is a reason to keep your ears open, but there are certainly

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“New” Park Bom photo surfaces and adds fuel to plastic surgery tire fire

“New” Park Bom photo surfaces and adds fuel to plastic surgery tire fire

AIYA! TUC April 26, 2012 39

You don’t have to be a K-Nazi to realize that there are enough plastic surgery rumors about 2NE1‘s Park Bom to fill a substantially-sized textbook. Now, whether or not you subscribe to the notion

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Drunk Ramblings: Korea Has Some Seriously Fucked Up Journalism

Drunk Ramblings: Korea Has Some Seriously Fucked Up Journalism

AIYA! TUC April 24, 2012 43

For a country that is actually grabbing international attention for its pop entertainment industry, it simply astounds me that the majority of the articles written about Korean entertainment in Korea are barely intelligible. I

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K-Nazis up in arms over plagiarism of T.O.P’s “Turn It Up” by Alabama

K-Nazis up in arms over plagiarism of T.O.P’s “Turn It Up” by Alabama

AIYA! TUC April 19, 2012 67

Well chop off my legs and call me “Shorty”, because it looks like the insane legion of K-pop fans have found yet another issue to rant about. According to reports, an obscure video recently

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Drunk Ramblings: Fuck K-Pop Supremacists

Drunk Ramblings: Fuck K-Pop Supremacists

AIYA! TUC April 15, 2012 87

K-pop and I have a long history together. Believe it or not, I was once very much enthralled by the whole scene. Even with my current cynical views on Korean pop music, I will

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Hyori Wants Your Hands All Over Her ASAP

Hyori Wants Your Hands All Over Her ASAP

AIYA! TUC April 13, 2012 18

Despite her ripe old age, Hyori recently revealed that she is still horny as hell all the fucking time. Apparently, she’s got her own reality TV show or something, and on an April 12th

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Drunk Ramblings: After School Is Getting Fresh Pussy

Drunk Ramblings: After School Is Getting Fresh Pussy

AIYA! TUC April 9, 2012 12

This probably isn’t appropriate at all, but I’ve decided to write this post hopped the fuck up on alcohol. To be quite honest, I think my writing is like a million times better when

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Top 5 Best C-Pop Artists For Virgin Ears

Top 5 Best C-Pop Artists For Virgin Ears

AIYA! TUC April 8, 2012 43

I will be the first to admit that Chinese pop music has been in a slump in recent years. With the departure of some of its most prominent artists to other entertainment related adventures,

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SHINee’s “Sherlock” Music Video: A Freudian Analysis

SHINee’s “Sherlock” Music Video: A Freudian Analysis

AIYA! TUC March 25, 2012 42

If I’ve learned anything in college, it’s that parties are way more fun when Sigmund Freud comes into play (along with lots and lots of beer). But, in this case, let’s ditch the beer

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How To Succeed In K-Pop Without Really Trying – Part 2

How To Succeed In K-Pop Without Really Trying – Part 2

AIYA! TUC March 20, 2012 20

In the previous installment of “How To Succeed In K-pop Without Really Trying“, I had promised to my loyal readers that it would be a series … so here goes nothing. I present to

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How To Succeed In K-Pop Without Really Trying – Part 1

How To Succeed In K-Pop Without Really Trying – Part 1

AIYA! TUC March 20, 2012 47

If you’re observant enough, you’re bound to see some very distinct patterns that are apparent when it comes to popularity and success in the world of K-pop. There is most definitely a secret to

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4minute’s HyunA launching not-so-vintage “vintage-inspired” clothing line

4minute’s HyunA launching not-so-vintage “vintage-inspired” clothing line

AIYA! TUC March 14, 2012 15

4minute‘s HyunA is getting on my nerves again, and this time it has to do with the launching of her own clothing line. According to sources, HyunA x SPICYCOLOR will be pulling influences from

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