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See you guys in 2014!


Have a Happy New Year! I’m on vacation for at least a couple days, mainly because I have parties to attend today and tomorrow, for better or worse. Thanks for a successful year in 2014 and I’ll have some posts about all that shit when I get back. Also, I’m probably not doing the MBC Gayo Daejun review until I ... Read More »

A Merry Christmas from Asian Junkie!


Merry Christmas and shit! Uh … I posted all Christmas Eve, but I have shit to do tonight. And then I’m not writing on Christmas Day cause there’s another party, so unless a Lee Min Jung/Kim Tae Hee/Lee Byung Hun/Rain/Hyori fivesome sex tape comes out, I’m not doing shit. So I’ll see you guys back on Thursday. Maybe. If I’m ... Read More »

Asian Thanksgiving


Today is Thanksgiving in America, which means I’m going to be getting stuffed and wasted (waits for joke in comments), which means unless somebody else covers for me, there probably won’t be articles until whenever I recover. I’m thankful for having enough free time to do this site, for everybody who gives a shit about my opinion for whatever weird ... Read More »

True meaning of Perfume’s “1mm” revealed by Nakata Yasutaka, Random J translates explicit version PV

Asian Junkie | Nocchi can't see the dick

Perfume‘s ’80s electropop crassic “1mm” won the hearts of fans and haters ever since the girls premiered it on their radio show, ‘Perfume LOCKS‘. Many wondered what exactly the song was about, and where the concept of it stemmed from. We can now confirm here at Asian Junkie that the subject matter of the song originates from a conversation that ... Read More »

Ask Asian Junkie: Why do K-pop concerts show non-Asian fans all the time?


Today’s ‘Ask Asian Junkie‘ focuses on the obsession that K-pop concert broadcasters have with showing ‘foreign’ fans. Why is it that when the camera zooms in on the fans at K-pop concerts, they mostly focus on non-Asian fans, even though the non-Asian fans are the minority at the concert? Or is it just that there are actually that many non-Asian ... Read More »

Asian Junkie on dat Daum’s Telzone shit … might be media play, lulz


It was brought to my attention last night by staff member RISKCAUTION that an Asian Junkie story lauding SECRET‘s Hyosung was being voted up on Daum‘s Telzone. In itself, this means nothing, as it isn’t the first time Asian Junkie has been posted on Korean sites. But the amusing part is that the staffer thinks this could be a possible ... Read More »

Amuro Namie reunites with Super Monkey’s, owns bitches with “Try Me ~Bitch You Could Never~”


Amuro Namie took to the stage with the Super Monkey’s for the first time in 18 years to mark the 18th anniversary since the group was last active. To commemorate the momentous occasion, Namie once again donned her platform boots and performed a revamped version of the group’s biggest hit, “Try Me“, which featured revised lyrics, calling out all of ... Read More »

Perfume interviews Koda Kumi backstage at Music Japan. Kumi expends sexual wisdom.


Koda Kumi took time out of her busy schedule of releasing flop singles to sit down with Nakata Yasutaka‘s trio of wig-snatchers, otherwise known as Perfume, to talk about love, life, and her pussy. Always her pussy. I took the liberty of translating the entire interview myself. My Japanese is a little rusty, so please excuse some of my translations, ... Read More »

[UPDATE] “Asian Junkie, website. A blog barely alive. Everybody, we can rebuild it. We…


…have the technology. We have the capability to build the world’s first not-a-piece-of-shit Asian pop website. Asian Junkie will be that blog. Better than it was before. Better, sexier, faster.” Sup, everybody. The site has moved and stuff looks different for now, but it should be getting back to normal soon. Over the next week or so, we’ll be tweaking ... Read More »



No, not really, but there are announcements to make. Seriously. If you hadn’t already noticed, the site has been overloaded for a week or so now (server errors), and I recently took down basically all the plug-ins just so that the site can stay generally up and running. The good news is that the site is getting more popular thanks ... Read More »